Mao Nods Approvingly At Media's Economic Comprehension
Dumb and dumber opine.
"The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil." - HL Mencken
John Saunders has always had a weird disdain for Texas. Gilmore and Howard thank God for alternate degree programs at Michigan and Stanford. This clip is is fairly representative of quite a bit of commentary on this issue from the popular press.
Texas is greedy because it wants the revenue it creates. All of the resources in college football should be placed in a large pot and apportioned in equal measure by a kindly benefactor with a ladle dipped in revenue. If Texas creates extra value through wins, a zealous, massive fan base, public interest, and alumni with wealth, it is stealing revenue from Nebraska and Iowa State. It must be confiscated and apportioned appropriately.
Some pesky facts:
1. Texas is refusing the payout. Has from the start. A&M and OU are the fence sitters. A&M probably wants to be noble, but is broke. A Sooner can't pass up a free check for no work on principle.
2. Iowa State came up with the idea, had it ratified by the six dwarves, and passed it on to UT, A&M, OU. There was no Al Capone shakedown. Generally, one does not shake a group down with their own proposal and then refuse it, unless the gangsta is both kindly and mentally ill.
3. The remaining Big 12 teams are seeing, in all instances, a substantial revenue increase in the new arrangement and some will see their revenue payouts double (Iowa State 7 million to 15 million). Why? The threat of Texas leaving and setting the dominoes in motion forced the networks to pay out substantially over the actual value of a Kansas St/Baylor telecast.
4. You're welcome.
5. The conception of economics in the popular sports media on this matter is equal parts frustrating, terrifying, and buffoonish. This is an awesome reconfirmation of why I hate journalists, why I believe they're consistently the dumbest, least inquisitive undergraduates on a college campus, and the least competent professional class going. If you want to understand why blogs exist, that clip is a fine example.
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Amen.
This is the problem with a 24 sports network, you end up with former athletes with “degrees” from high quality universities talking about things they have no idea about. So the average joe sees two guys that look relatively smart and think “gee, they must be right”. Take a look at the “sports reporters” next time they get on some kind of economic topic and watch the Socialist Utopia flow out of their mouths.
by Holdem on Jun 18, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
there’s a reason for the proliferation of blogs, not only for sports, but for politics and news as well… it’s the incompetence of the legacy media. Which these guys demonstrate perfectly. They can’t even be bothered to get the facts correct, and everything they spin is based on the misunderstandings which that failure generates. And you know what? It’s guys with that level of critical thinking who determine who the “champion” is in college football. That’s just hideous when you think about it.
On a daily basis, the writers PLUS the commenters here provide more accurate information, deeper insight, and all far better written than any newspaper in the state, and they base their business model on the fact that we’ll keep buying those anyway?
oh, and Saunders – he thinks Texas is the bully who’s stealing the lunch money – hey, don’t look too close John, they may end up being the ones who drink your milkshake…
by The Bobs on Jun 18, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
It isn’t just basic economic comprehension they lack. What part of “we were bolting to the PAC-Ten, but Beebe came to Texas with this small 5 plan to sweeten the pot” do these morons not get? It is all about the news cycle for those idiots. And gangstas, apparently. Whatever, the real end is the Longhorn Network. We get that and they can keep their spare millions. What’s that, A&M? There’s no Aggie Network in the works? There’s always public access.
by Question on Jun 18, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions
Definition: i•ro•ny
Watching representatives of the largest sports media conglomerate in the world lament the unequal distribution of weath.
by srr50 on Jun 18, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
Actually I think it demonstrates that they paid attention in class.
by University of Alinsky on Jun 18, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions
Hoo boy. I like Gilmore, but they should have had the assistants do a little more research.
by Bob in Houston on Jun 18, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
They both sport South American commie dictator mustaches.
Who do they think they are fooling?
“Is the new BIG 12 a good situation for the smaller schools?”
or
“Is the Bourgeoisie 12 a good situation for the smaller lackeys?”
by Mocking Bird on Jun 18, 2010 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
Hear, Hear!
-but wait … uh oh:
http://www.zdnet.com.au/internet-kill-switch-proposed-for-us-339303838.htm
by dasmithjones on Jun 18, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
Three things:
1) Trips, where can I find that T-shirt? I’m buying 5 and I’m going to burn them in protest!
(Seriously, though, where can I get that T-shirt?)
2) “A human can’t pass up a free check for no work on principle.” Signed, Clipper Cooper.
3) Outstanding work, Scip. This is why I had no problem with OU hitching it’s little wagon to UT. Everyone makes more money that way.
by NateHeupel on Jun 18, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions
Seeing former professional athletes and commentators from ESPN bitching about unequal revenue distribution is about as hypocritical as it gets.
Yes Desmond, remind me again the last time you signed a contract and said “you know what, why don’t you give some of my money to the backup long snapper, he provides as much value to the team as I do”.
The only way that could have been more ironic is if they had Albert Hainsworth sit in on the conversation.
by Roach on Jun 18, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
The city of Houston has no zoning. If I live in a nice house there and I’m thinking about buying the old lot next door to have room for my new Sunsetter awning and upside down tomato garden, maybe I’ll pay $100K for it. If I find out Zoltar’s Palm Reading and Apple Wine Emporium is about to move into the place, well now I’m willing to pay $200K for that house, knowing that my own house won’t be worth a bottle of Wild Irish Rose if those gypsies move in next door.
Think of it as economic spite.
by Nero on Jun 18, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Nero:
By remaining in the Big 12 we are enhancing ESPN’s value. If 16 team super conferences with their own cable networks are raking in tons of cash what do you think happens to ESPN’s programing. Without the Big 12 ESPN’s future is 3 channels filled with poker tournaments, soccer, and the NHL.
If they think we’re gansta now wait until our network and others can directly compete with the world wide leader.
by Roach on Jun 18, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions
Roach:
Exactly. The networks are protecting the investments they have already made by making one (the Big 12-2 contract) that on its face is severely overvalued. That contract is 20% value, 80% covering their asses.
by Nero on Jun 18, 2010 3:06 PM CDT reply actions
Brings to mind another Mencken quote: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste and intelligence of the American people.”
by jdlooneyii on Jun 18, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
Who’s acting rationally, the little 5 for bending over when they knew the only other option they had was a non-bcs conference or ESPN commentators criticizing Texas for being gangsta when in fact the business model of their employer would be directly challenged if Texas had started the avalanche of conference realignment?
At least the little five know the source of their revenue.
by Roach on Jun 18, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
Saunders is Canadian (read: socialist).
I hate that conference revenue distribution is being portrayed as a zero-sum game.
Good stuff here, Scip.
by ColoradoAg on Jun 18, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
Scipio your point number 5 is right on. If you need any confirmation of the economic stupidity of journalism majors all you have to do is look at enrollment in J-schools versus the job market:
From the Web site:College Media Matters:
“Interim Dean of the University of Maryland’s Philip Merrill College of Journalism about the shrinking industry and current j-state (via Washington Post): "Everyone is looking at it in horror. It’s just a drumbeat, isn’t it? It’s frightening. Yet our applications here at Merrill are up. Students want to come to journalism."
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The School of Journalism & Mass Comm. at Colorado University also reports "an odd enrollment trend," according to The Daily Camera (via Romenesko): "The number of students applying for the school is climbing. Even more mystifying is the solid increase in the number of applicants who want to be ‘news-editorial’ majors, a degree track that has traditionally groomed graduates for newspaper jobs."
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The Daily Pennsylvanian reports: "Unlike in the rest of the world, journalism is thriving at Penn." The Annenberg School will soon potentially add a journalism minor to its famously non-journalistic slate of programs after a campus survey revealed ample student interest. As the director of the university’s Center for Programs in Contemporary Writing told the DP: "‘There is a hunger for journalism. I’m already meeting with people in the class of 2013′ interested in journalism."
Why would the number of j-school majors increase when actual paying journalism jobs is decreasing?
“the number of students majoring in journalism exploded by as much as 50 percent because many students who could not get into the programs of their choice, such as business, opted to study journalism,”
by Roach on Jun 18, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Well, this does seem like a good way to ensure that yesterday’s analysis becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
by spider on Jun 18, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions
Gilmore and Howard thank God for alternate degree programs at Michigan and Stanford.
… except that Gilmore is agreeing with you at 0:42 and again at 1:32.
by spider on Jun 18, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
If you take a step back and look at it from one level of analysis above what you’re at right now, you’ll realize they are acting within a hypercapitalist system and are just supplying the watered-down services that are demanded.
by Veritas on Jun 18, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions
1) Trips, where can I find that T-shirt? I’m buying 5 and I’m going to burn them in protest!
(Seriously, though, where can I get that T-shirt?)
Seriously, Trips, I haven’t wanted to own a t-shirt that bad since I bought one off the back of this chick at a strip club.
by The General on Jun 18, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions
by Trips Right on Jun 18, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
Shocking.
Traditional media considers morons like Paul Krugman to be beacons of economic insight.
by Levander Williams on Jun 18, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions
Levander
Do you mean former ENRON adviser Paul Krugman?
by Roach on Jun 18, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
Traditional media considers morons like Paul Krugman to be beacons of economic insight.
Kudlow and Cramer still have jobs. No one knows why.
by spider on Jun 18, 2010 4:28 PM CDT reply actions
My niece is entering college in the fall with the hopes of becoming a print journalist. Kids… She’s a great student, very smart, yet she won’t listen to reason.
by Phenomenal Smith on Jun 18, 2010 5:32 PM CDT reply actions
Tell me again why UT is the ‘Bad Guy’ in this entire scenario again? Because there’s a whoooole lot of douchebaggery out there with which we are not involved.
by TOR on Jun 18, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
I want to hear it from a doctor or a farmer actually, Ripley.
by TOR on Jun 18, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Spider,
Agree on Cramer, not so much on Kudlow. The answer to both, however is entertainment.
by TShakCFP on Jun 18, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
Have it on very good former ABC sports employee authority that Saunders loves getting hammered so much he once fell down stairs at a bar and broke his leg because he was so bombed.
Years ago, a post like this was once deleted from hornfans, since their liability was a huge issue, despite every legal precedent being against it. It felt good to write it now, however.
by J. P. Zenger. on Jun 18, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe Joe Barton will apologize.
by Nothin' but a G thang on Jun 18, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
This may have nothing to do with football, but if you’re gonna set up camp outside the women’s restroom in a bar looking for dates, go for the ones that come out wiping their mouths. They’re either bulemic or drunk, but either way, that’s the poon you want.
by Nero on Jun 19, 2010 12:30 AM CDT reply actions
So if A&M and OU take it, then UT pretty much has to as well, right?
I guess those 5 schools aren’t so proud that they’d be offended if we told them to keep their gift to us?
Whichever way happens you can bet there will be negative spin. Either we are bullies stealing weaklings lunch money or we are so arrogant and flush with cash that we have millions to spare to help save the poor masses. I’ll take the angle with us getting the cash.
by Horncasting on Jun 19, 2010 12:34 AM CDT reply actions
“My niece is entering college in the fall with the hopes of becoming a print journalist.”
My GUESS is that a degree from Mizzou’s J-school still catches the eye of prospective employers.
by Dave on Jun 19, 2010 2:22 AM CDT reply actions
Thinking it is moronic to think a Nobel Prize winner is often insightful is moronic in itself.
by Veritas on Jun 19, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions
Hey, #1. This in not a news show. It is ESPN meat puppets talking off the top of their heads spouting any sentiments they think will fly with their audience.
#2. If it were a news show, it would still be meat puppets spouting lightweight sentiments off the top of their heads.
#3. Now you know why I get my sports news from Barking Carnival.
by OldTimeHorn on Jun 19, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
I wasn’t aware of Krugman’s role as an advisor for Enron – that strikes me as ironic.
What I do know about him is that he’s slavishly devoted to the validity of Keynesian principles and theory despite mounting evidence from real-world train wrecks like Greece, Spain and the like that such a model is not sustainable. As recently as last Friday, he’s writing pieces in the NYT that continue to advocate for even more deficit spending.
I for one am greatly concerned about US debt levels that approach / exceed 90 percent of domestic GDP. But hey, I’m just some dumb ass from Texas who posts comments on a sports blog, so obviously my opinion isn’t worth much. I suppose holding a Nobel Prize still translates to unassailable credibility in the minds of some.
It must be nice to live in the world of the ivory tower that provides the luxury of never having to be accountable to establishing – and living by – an actual budget.
by Levander Williams on Jun 20, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions
The fact that the word “Collegiality” was used pretty much says it all IMO.
by JSB on Jun 20, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions
I wasn’t aware of Krugman’s role as an advisor for Enron
Neither is anyone else. Krugman attended a four-day meeting in Houston, then walked out early, saying the economists were being used as “fig leafs.” Enron docked his pay and said “thank you very much.”
I guess that means he’s responsible for what happened next, despite warning against it.
Or something.
You can’t blame Krugman for not signing on to voodoo economics, considering its continual failure right here in Murka. If you think John Maynard Keynes crashed the economies of Spain and Greece, you’re getting your financial analysis from Barking Carnival.
by spider on Jun 20, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions
Spidey,
Haven’t you heard the expression, “Any stick will do to beat a dog”? Works for Krugman.
The core of Keynesian economics had been gutted by 1938. Its enduring appeal rests only on its empowerment of central governments and statist politicians. JMK crashed nothing, but politicos drawing on his politico-empowering ideas are in the process of crashing numerous countries.
by OldTimeHorn on Jun 20, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
Re: Krugman and Enron – I said wasn’t aware of his role or the details, which is why I didn’t take a gratuitous shot at him. Nor did I make any claim about "voodoo" economics (your characterization) being preferable or superior to any particular model.
More to the point, I did call Krugman out for his continued pleas for more deficit spending by debt-ridden governments (including our own) that have no business in spending more money that they already don’t have.
There’s no doubt that he holds a Keynes-inspired economic worldview, which is the basis for my reference. Whether Krugman’s preferred economic theory is pure Keynes or something else is not really the issue. The point I’m making is that Krugman is demonstrably incapable of seeing that unfettered borrowing to finance deficit spending is the fundamental cause meltdown of several Western economies, and his advocacy of even more borrow & spend here in the US is pure foolishness.
The fact that traditional media continues to hold him up as an incontrovertible expert on economic issues is substantiation (in my view) of Scipio’s point about their incapacity for critical thought and analysis. It’s a hell of a lot easier to parrot someone else’s thoughts.
by Levander Williams on Jun 20, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe as a child Scipio was molested by a Catholic Journalist?
by not my usual handle on Jun 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Levander and Spider: The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto often refers to Paul Krugman as “former Enron advisor Paul Krugman.”
Make of that what you will.
by roach on Jun 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Its funny…comparing the US economy to to that of Greece and Spain while laughing at the stupidity of Saunders and co. for comparing Big 10 and SEC revenue sharing to the Big 12 unequal revenue distribution! Cognitive dissonance…its not just for Aggies!
by Ricky on Jun 21, 2010 8:19 AM CDT reply actions
“Cognitive dissonance…its not just for Aggies!”
Indeed. The introductory sentence of this post couldn’t be more appropriate.
by Levander Williams on Jun 21, 2010 8:31 AM CDT reply actions
“It’s jealousy, deceitfulness, vindictiveness… it’s ALL of that. But I’m gonna keep on Rock’n and Roll’n!”
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2010 9:02 AM CDT reply actions
Journalism majors have a great future. Traditional print media does not. There will always be demand for writers, public relations, etc.
And, while we all debate which majors are the best – business versus communications versus liberal arts, about half of all Mao’s Chinese disciples are Science, Math & Engineering majors in college (compared to about 10% in the States).
by Eskimohorn on Jun 21, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
Shit. Listening to college graduates talk economics is disheartening.
Neither Keynesian nor Supply-side economics are right. All models are wrong. Some models are useful. Keynesian works at least some of the time. Like November 2008, when the entire world sh*t their pants and only the promise of big time deficit spending made people calm down. I have not yet seen an instance where supply-side economics actually works (in terms of real wealth accumulation), but I am sure it exists in theory.
History tells us Carter was a lot better manager than Reagan, he was just a sh*tty leader. Hell, I had a 70 year old Republican attorney tell me the government never ran better than when Carter was President. He just completely waffled in a situation that had earlier been completely f-ed up by Eisenhower (Iran). Since the average ’merican can only remeber one thing, though, suply-side (I will bring you cheap gas) is incredibly intuitively appealing.
by Sugarpants on Jun 21, 2010 2:43 PM CDT reply actions
ColoradoAg said:
“Saunders is Canadian (read: socialist).”
A flamingly ignorant post about economics in a thread criticizing the economic ignorance of others…
You’ve got balls, I’ll give you that.
by BurntOrangeCanadian on Jun 21, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
Eskimo -
Implicit in you remark is the notion that journalism majors can write. Most can’t. Or that most can think. Most can’t. And no one in China today with any measure of success is one of Mao’s disciples.
by Scipio Tex on Jun 21, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Scip -
I understand your vitriol towards the media, but as ESPN demonstrates, the Business majors and jocks are the ones in charge. The journalism majors are the dorks housed in the gym.
Mao appreciates that shout-out on a football board in order to further confound and divide the fools of capitalism. That joy is short-lived as he sheds a single tear at the last remnants of his People’s Republic of China, when his legacy regime crumbles at the mercy of Google porn.
by Eskimohorn on Jun 21, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Eskimo -
ESPN is a media enterprise. Journalists are in charge, irrespective of who they make their public face.
by Scipio Tex on Jun 22, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve spent a lot of time in TV stations and media corporate offices, and I can’t recall journalism ever being discussed in any context other than legal liability.
As for ESPN, the journalists are half the public face and jocks the other. Golic and Greenberg. But you won’t find any running the shows or The Show. If they do have a connection to a j-school, they are as removed from that experience as Dodds from being a track coach. It’s what they did, not what they do.
Saunders has the unique talent of being infuriating in the moment and utterly forgettable five minutes later. It’s why he’s lasted so long.
by J-School on Jun 22, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions
First the Longhorn Conference did not tell the media what exactly what the deal was, so they have to go on what they heard. The conference should have had a press conf. and told them exactly what was in the deal, who got what, when and where. If you want good press you have to be the one who gives it othewise it goes on hearsay. BTW there is no new contract for the Longhorn Conference yet, it is just a guess at what they might get, that and $10.00 will buy you coffee at Starbucks.
by Who knows on Jun 22, 2010 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
Scipio,
My existence as a highly paid, ethical, extremely smart, and downright handsome sports blogger disproves your theory.
sizzlechest is a pretty easy target though.
by Vasherized on Jun 22, 2010 5:37 PM CDT reply actions

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