Today In T-Boone's Office: Part II

“Do I look like a stammering English limp wrist? Did I have several gay encounters at an all male English boarding school? Will you ever see me in the House of Lords? Is this a Hugh Grant romantic comedy?

No, is the answer, shitbord. I went to Lagos. I say to the tinpot dictator of the moment: "Listen, we got this corporate charity type thing. Free oil for the people of Nigeria. We’ll just put it right on your beach. Also, I got a crate full of AK-47s and hand grenades for you yonder." He thanked me. Problem solved. That’s how I would have worked those Cajuns too. "

holy shit

Read in the voice of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

Well done.

Gundy, I want to have you murdered. With a gardening trowel. In your tanning bed.

 Clue™, the Stillwater Edition.

Beats being murdered in the parlor, with a candlestick.

Relax, now that mighty UH is gone Okie Ag has a B12 north-esque schedule. Hosting WA State, Troy, Tulsa, Aggie, Baylor, and the always brutal road trip to Lou-Laf. Profiles in courage.

Funny as shit! loved it.

I read it as Boone over annunciating “Shit-biiird” while holding a glass of single malt.

Good stuff.

You actually read it while reading it holding your own glass of single malt, no doubt.

Holy fuck that was good.

So this made me look into their schedule next year, and I came across our schedule for 2011. The sites I looked at showed that we are playing BYU in 2011. Is that for real? When did that happen?
http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa-11/big-12/2011-texas-longhorns-football-schedule.php

BYU at home and @ UCLA make for a decent non con.

ut06:
Real, honest to goodness schedules straight for the source are to be found here:
http://mackbrown-texasfootball.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/fb-future-schedules.html

But yes, you are correct about BYU.

The sad truth is that probably would work in Louisiana.

ut06:

Couple of months ago two Mormon missionaries showed up at DeLoss’ door. Suffice it to say two hours later BYU was added to our schedule. Those Mormons sure are persuasive.

With NU and CU leaving after 2010, and having already scheduled 4 non-conf games in 2011, I wonder if UCF will be asked to postpone until 2013 so as to have Rice/BYU/@UCLA. as the non-conf.

I’ve missed these. I imagine that’s probably close to how it goes too.

That was funny, Scipio. Well done!

What are we paying UCF to come to Austin? It wasn’t scheduled as a home and home, was it? If not, then rather than reschedule, we can always just pay them the guarantee, correct?

I did not like the schedule that came with the Big 12×12. It was much better when we could schedule a non-conference opponent that had a little pop to the name. Ahhh, the good old days are here again, at least for a while, in the Big 12×10.

Tx – i do check that, but they seem to be a little slow in updating the future schedules that are more than a year away. Maybe it is just when i checked.

Xenu – I like it. I’m going with that.

Java – do you remember the ‘biggest game in UCF’s stadium ever" in 07? The one they almost beat us after we had already struggeled with Arkansas st? I believe this was approximately the time that www.fireGD.com started. I think it was a 2 homes for 1 away. This will be the second home. I think we do that deal a lot with schools like UCF, Wyoming, UTEP.

I’ll show this to my Okie-lite CFO today and he will respond with the 5 stages of life as an Okie-lite football fan: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. It’s the same pattern he goes through when I ask him to tell me about Gundy’s signature win as head coach.

Solid.

I can never get enough of Gundy, Hawkins, T. Boone, Bad Billy Byrne, Mike Leach (ArrrrR.I.P.), and the rest of the cantankerous characters in our conference.

It should only get more dysfunctional as the wheels fall off the Big 12-2 wagon brought to you by Jerry Jones’ Dr Pepper-flavored AT&T iPhone once again.

UT 06,
I do remember that, now that you brought it up. Selective amnesia?

Thank you.

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