And that's bad news for any man that styles his hair with Penzoil, Magic Shell, and White Rain and wears enough Brut cologne to make an Armenian door man wince. I pointed this out ever-so-gently weeks ago and the mainstream media is just catching up to the idea that, hey, T Boone is 82 years old, spent the GDP of Bangladesh on his football program, and is still getting his teeth kicked in by teams with a pulse. Maybe Gundy doesn't have ironclad job security!

Luckily, T Boone Pickens is a patient man. Until he's not.

"Well, it's been five years," Pickens said of support for Gundy. "So how long do I get (until) I'll be identified as a patient guy instead of an impatient guy?" That day I gave the money I said I knew we're not going to win every game," Pickens said. "But I'm tired of leaving the stadium with my head down. And I darn sure had my head down after the (2009) game in Norman and after the Cotton Bowl. I'm 82, so I'm not on the 20-year (rebuilding) plan.