Mel Gibson & Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert Have A Prepared Statement...

by Scipio Tex on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 AM CDT

...read by Gandhi.

Yes, it had to happen: a Mel Gibson and Dan Gilbert mash-up.

Rated R. For Ranting Racist Rhetoric. NSFW due to language.

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Mel Gibson’s remarks about his ex girl friend’s breast implants (that they are too big and look stupid) show a shocking intolerance for breast implants. After researching said breasts, my opinion is that Ms Oksana Grigorieva’s breasts are neither stupid nor too big. Shame on you, Mel Gibson, for not supporting Oksana’s breasts (though, truth be told, they don’t appear to need much support).

by Kafka on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 AM CDT reply actions

But what about the fact that she sashayed all around?

I wouldn’t stand for sashaying. Galavanting, yes. But not sashaying.

by Scipio Tex on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 AM CDT reply actions

Did Ghandi do the blow job motion after saying ‘but you will blow me first’?

by dick on Jul 13, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions

Well, he is correct about plastic jugs looking stupid.

At least he hasn’t committed the unpardonable sin of making a Chris Simms joke.

by Old man and the the C word on Jul 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions

dick –

That would appear to be the case. I for one am shocked by Gandhi’s actions.

by Scipio Tex on Jul 13, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions

Minus 20 pts for not including a photo link of Grigorieva. This one would have done nicely:

by Stiendam Hall on Jul 13, 2010 2:56 PM CDT reply actions

by Sailor Ripley on Jul 13, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions

Grigorieva has those tragic Eastern bloc eyes. Those women are used to male disappointment.

They all know five languages, chain smoke, and say things like,“He is good earner and does not hit with closed fist. I love heeem.”

by Scipio Tex on Jul 13, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions

Sailor, that video is just wrong.

My original video idea was to join the rants of Mel Gibson with Christian Bale with Alec Baldwin with Dan Gilbert with Mike Gundy and Raskalnikov from Crime and Punishment.

It would have been too busy, I think.

by Scipio Tex on Jul 13, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions