Clipper Cooper Assesses The World Cup And Africa
by Scipio Tex on Jul 19, 2010 6:49 PM CDT
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It's me, Clipper Cooper. Your natural master.
How have you been?
I'm actually not interested.
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Finally someone puts those uppity English Yeomen and Swiss Pikemen in their place.
by kevwun on Jul 19, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
Can I pick a favorite part? No.
Although I would’ve thought Clipper would comment on how the hip kids call it “Jo’burg”.
by TXinDC on Jul 19, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t understand Clipper’s write-ups being posted by Scip. Scip – are you his ghost writer, agent or just trying to steal that immeasurable, except in Krugerrands, Clipper thunder?
by mr. sunshine on Jul 19, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Is Clipper referring to Old South before or after the Confederate Uni ban?
by CVictoryJoysouly on Jul 19, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
mr sunshine -
As has been explained, and you’d know this if you were a true reader of the Clipper Chronicles, Clipper’s father gave Barking Carnival venture capital with the proviso that his son have the ability to write here from time to time. He felt “it might be a good outlet for him.”
Clipper does not type. He considers it common. So I have to transcribe his…ideas.
by Scipio Tex on Jul 19, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
Ahhhhh. I wasn’t even hoping for a CC sighting until closer to September. Animal House was on HBO today and I thought of you Clipper.
by Lowery on Jul 19, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
Just when I thought I’d off myself from the brutal heat and unending offseason, Clip pays us a visit. I think I can now hold on until early September.
by ColoradoAg on Jul 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Africa’s zoos are so poorly managed that the animals have all escaped and roam the countryside.
simply awe-fucking-some
by srr50 on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t help but wonder if Posh’s ride along was all part of the Clipster’s plan to help motivate fat Brooke to lose those pesky last 20 lbs.
by magnusbleuveigner on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus, I don’t even know where to start.
If there is a god, Clipper will actually attempt to recreate The Blind Side in his own home. Please.
by nordberg on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Haha, never mind. Paying out mine explosion victims in Boston Market coupons is my favorite.
by nordberg on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
I’m crying. Nay weeping. Funny shit.
by Jesus Shuttlesworth on Jul 19, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
I wonder if Cooper saw some bruthas walking their pet hyenas.
by Jesus Shuttlesworth on Jul 19, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve got to go with buying carbon offsets to counterbalance racist thoughts. Truly brilliant.
by Horncasting on Jul 19, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
I get to read this shit for free. And the word that always comes to mind is “priceless.”
by Blueshorn on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
I would’ve thought Sandra Bullock too fat for Clipper’s tastes. I’m not even sure which had less football sightings: The Blind Side movie or Clipper’s Rose Bowl experience.
by jc25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
CC would actually enjoy the goings ons at Old South.
by dick on Jul 19, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve been in the Newark airport for more than nine fucking hours tonight, trying to watch Continental get my fucking airplane in the air. It’s like watching a bunch of monkeys try to fuck a football.
Alas, we’ve all given up and I’m now stuck in the terminal until I can catch the crack-of-dawn flight back to Houston. Thanks for this – I needed it to take the edge off.
Especially the line about the use of carbon credits to salve the guilt of racism. Fucking brilliant.
by Levander Williams on Jul 20, 2010 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
I just laugh vomitted rioja-ribeye-saint arnold’s through my nose. Clip, thanks for the purge.
by The General on Jul 20, 2010 12:39 AM CDT reply actions
If anything prevents me from going postal on the entire United States Senate prior to August recess it will be the bit of genius.
So you can thank Clipper for that as well.
by Bateshorn on Jul 20, 2010 5:32 AM CDT reply actions
Sailor, so is Clipper jonesing for half a Brooke in Collins Tuohy or 5X a Brooke in Michael Oher?
by jc25 on Jul 20, 2010 8:10 AM CDT reply actions
“I haven’t seen that many men prancing around like faggots since the KA Old South Ball.”
-Currently making attempts to edit this line into Soccer’s Wikipedia page…
by ChicagoTTU on Jul 20, 2010 8:47 AM CDT reply actions
Chicago – just link BC as the source. The fucking morons at Wiki don’t care if the quote comes from a made up person (not implying that CC is made up of course) as long as there is a link to a webpage somewhere. It is amazing the amount of pure shit on there that is ok because it has a ‘source.’ It is even scarier to think that many of the people I know who are teaching high school get (and allow) the use of wiki as a source in reports.
by UT-06 on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 AM CDT reply actions
“I thought the vuvuzela was a Mexican female reproductive organ”
"the rich fabric of South African cultural heritage." Uh, what? As expressed in Zulu plastic novelty items?"
does that stuff just come naturally? masterful. thank you
by texastough on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 AM CDT reply actions
I want one of those Ottomans, preferably delivered by a Moor.
by Vasherized on Jul 20, 2010 10:11 AM CDT reply actions
Performance art. OMG, I’m so f’ing awesome. I’m so doing this at the Nebraska tailgate.
I never thought CC would be caught dead in Lincoln.
by Triston27 on Jul 20, 2010 10:21 AM CDT reply actions
Stabilizing hand, oh the comedy. Thank you sir.
by JungleHeat on Jul 20, 2010 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
@Triston
Cooper’s been to Lincoln once, to hear that piker Warren Buffet talk.
by Charles on Jul 20, 2010 11:13 AM CDT reply actions
rule #1 for pretending like your paying attention to these medical lectures: Don’t read CC’s transcriptions.
I should have known better
by mikecrabtree on Jul 20, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions
He has a lot in common with Jim Bob Moffett.
by Michael de Guzman on Jul 20, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
jim bob moffet! ex-ut player & archetype asshole. cc presonafied. sometime to be a character in james lee burke novel. scipio must have met jbm somewhere along the road………..
by van mcClinton on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the e-book in it or something. I feel that you could do with some p.c. to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, that is great blog. An excellent read. I will definitely be back.
by how to find a ghostwriter on Nov 5, 2011 12:39 PM CDT reply actions
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