Big 12 Media Days: Bo Pelini

Love the picture on the front, but am I the only one who thinks Bo Pelini looks a lot like Wallace of “Wallace and Grommit?”

He looks more like a camel to me. But with somewhat less savoir faire.

He took so long dancing around the “Beat Texas” video question that I pretty much have determined he’s guilty and directed the segment himself.

Cinco -
 
That’s how it came off. When clearly Pelini had nothing to do with it.
 
Did you kill your wife?
 
Well, see, I was on vacation. And we’ve got this marketing department….

Normally i’m always excited about seeing what inventive last second way we’ll come up with to crush Nebraska’s very hopes and dreams. This year I’m pulling for the football version of a swift kick to the groin right at the start to save the drama.

As Job Bluth once said I’d really like to “taste the sad” for the full 3 hours.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Bo doesn’t have a list of all of his players automobiles.

He has a list of their combines.

When Zac Lee reaches 500% then I MIGHT start to worry.

In fairness, Pelini means that the culture of Nebraska football is back (minus steroids, felonies, championships). What says Nebraska football more than pushing around an undermanned league?

This. Suck it, Bo.

Bo Pelini represents the University of Nebraska very well. And by that I mean he’s a clear example of NU abandoning any facade they once had as a “class” group of people; that they were somehow above being arrogant, greedy assholes who would sacrifice their supposed class for a chance to win.

Bo Pelini and his brother are two whiny bitches and I wish the next time one of them started growling at an official like a rabid dog somebody would peg them with the tampon they so sorely need. I hope like hell we kick that state’s collective tooth in come October.

Fuck Nebraska.

I don’t think Bo is a whiner at all.
 
That is his brother’s shtick.

FanTake has a marketing department?

Not sure about marketing but Vash was in charge of tote bags.

Perhaps whining isn’t the most accurate term, but watching Bo’s antics when a call doesn’t go his way is exactly like watching my 2 year old when his mommy takes away his toy before nap time. It might not be whining but it remains a poor reflection upon himself and his employers.

Am I the only one that would not be surprised to see Pelini feeding his unfortunate victims through a woodchipper, somewhere near Fargo?

Only three things scare me: Nuclear weapons, carnival folk and a scorned Pelini brother.

Bob Clendenin, IMO.

As soon as you assholes enter your address, social security number, and DOB in your fantake profile, the tote bags will be shipped. 8 weeks delivery via Shanghai. And it might come with some extra promotional materials.

Bo Pelini is an older David Schwimmer (also bred from a camel) with worse hair and better acting skills.

I think we can just call him Simple Jack and be done with it.

To all you internet tough guys out there…kiss my Fu(ken A$$. Sitting here all butt hurt becuae nebraska left the Texas Conf. Missouri you are the clowns that started all of this mess by shopping around, but now you are content with the texas 10 because you could not get an invite the the Big 10. Ha Ha it is so funny, left out on your ass. I wish the Texas conference would have dissolved and watch you go to the WAC or Mountain West. Losers
Fu(k everyone else on here and Fu(k the “reporter” who thinks this is quality writing.
So funny you hate Nebraska so much but take the time to read everything about them. You dont catch me reading articles about missouri or colorado

j.r.69 said:

July 26th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

He looks more like a camel to me. But with somewhat less savoir faire.

That post made my day, j.r.

Bo Pelini represents the University of Nebraska very well. And by that I mean he’s a clear example of NU abandoning any facade they once had as a "class" group of people; that they were somehow above being arrogant, greedy assholes who would sacrifice their supposed class for a chance to win.

Bo Pelini and his brother are two whiny bitches and I wish the next time one of them started growling at an official like a rabid dog somebody would peg them with the tampon they so sorely need. I hope like hell we kick that state’s collective tooth in come October.

Fuck Nebraska…….
wow all that from a guy whos name is FLAMINGMONKEYSASS?!?! you might want to come up with a name that is a little less homosexual before you try to talk shit…. and for whats its worth I couldnt be happier that we are out of the texass 10 confrence next year, as you guys seem to ruin any confrence that you join because of your greed, and so called great ness…. now please tell me how many national championships you have won in the past, ohh hmm 20 years??? one wow thats a ton from such a power house!

…for whats its worth I couldnt be happier that we are out of the texass 10 confrence next year…

Can’t believe you didn’t throw a “whorns” in there while you were at it.

As a Texas fan living in Nebraska, I also couldn’t be happier that you’re leaving.

Internet Tough Guy -
Allow me to compliment your creative use of symbols. I’m curious as to why you use such parentheses and dollar signs. Is it to show that you know your way around a “shift” key? Better to just man up and say the word rather than using symbols — it’s childish. As a matter of fact, you’re a regular Hemingway in overall writing style and sense of grammar. Pssst….just between you and me, you’re reinforcing a stereotype…not good, dood.

HUSKERS2010 –
I really don’t know where to begin. Capitals and apostrophes are useful in writing, for the benefit of the reader. “Texas” actually has one “s” and it’s “conference” not “confrence.” Too, I think the word you’re looking for is “greatness.” Lastly, for “whats its worth” we can at least agree that life will be better with you gone. It’s called a GED — look into it.

Ha ha ha. Good stuff horned ones, classy to the end. See you in Lincoln.

I’ve stated it in other posts…recently even…but Bo Pelini looks exactly like Delmar from Oh Borther Where Art Thou.

http://sidesalad.net/archives/DelmarFromOBrotherWhereArtThou.jpg

End of discussion on who Pelini looks like…winner Stos.

I don’t understand the reason; however, after Osborne became the AD, the Cornhuskers really started resenting Texas. Cause and effect, perhaps?

OK, most of the shots at Pelini I’m used to and I even feel a little dirty about snickering at the camel comment. And there is the evil part of me that likes having a coach that gets under people’s skin a little as opposed to being someone that opposing fans want to sing hymns with.

But the David Schwimmer comment is just downright mean.

Pederast Hanrhahan –
Allow me to compliment you on catching peoples use of the shift key and not properly capitalizing sentences. Your mother must be so proud of you, being the internet grammer police and all. I am impressed that you actually took the time to comment on something other than this piece of $hit article. Let me drop a little knowledge on you…its Dude not dood; if the world would be better off without someone, why would they bother to get a GED? Don’t get all butt hurt because someone put an extra s in Texass, it’s meant to be an insult, I will help you figure it out (take off the TEX and all you have is ass) get it Texass! Psst…go fu(k yourself!!!!

travel tip number 1,021
fill the tank at the last possible place before you cross the Nebraska border. Carry a couple of 5 gallon cans in the trunk too. If you are too shy to pee on the side of the road You might even want to keep an empty one inside the car. The risk of encountering internetToughGuy in a Bosselman restroom is too great to take.
(cue dueling banjos)