He was last seen being booted out of Oregon when he was...
...charged for his role in stealing a pair of laptop computers and a guitar from a fraternity house.
...was cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana and two other noncriminal violations following a traffic stop.
Dude. Chillax. Less than an ounce? Plus the other charges were noncriminal violations, Chip!
Noncriminal, I say. Since when is kind bud a crime? And frat guys only play Stairway. J was just trying to take care of head and bring computers and guitar to impoverished and sober Mississippianites. Raskolnikov, imo.
Nutt could take a public relations hit by bringing in the troubled player...
You mean like Sports Illustrated calling him a certifiably dirty coach.
...but he also may have improved a team picked to finish near or at the bottom in the Southeastern Conference's Western Division.
S! E! C!
...Nutt began the search for depth at a position already thin from the departure of Jevan Snead to the NFL.
Um, I think Jevan just got cut from The Bucs.
So Nutt's two best QB prospects are a meth head who turned into a receiver (or vice versa) and an uber-talent who once crucified The Tebow in The Swamp and was ultimately turned into less than scout team material under the watchful eye of Reverend Nutt. Sounds like a guru.
I hope Sandra Bullock can save him.