Opulence, I Has It!

by Barking Carnival Staff on Aug 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT

Just re-upped with DirecTV's NFL Ticket and College Gameplan packages. I'm in a football kind of mood now. So much so that I'm inviting y'all to a watch party at the Man Cave for the Nebraska game.

Huck's bringing real live dogs playing poker. Sailor, of course, supplies the gold bars. Magnusbleuveigner's in charge of the Eastern European entertainment. I have no doubt that Vasherized can score former Spetsnaz security detail. Srr50 with a case of Tito's.

Scipio, one tiny giraffe por favor.

Everyone else just show up with your favorite beer.

I've got DirecTV!

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Mrs. uthookem just asked if that was a snake or a mini-giraffe in the video…

Hey, we’re down! We’ll bring kids and enough Lone Star and Crown to make ransom thank the heavens for Greg Davis!

by uthookem on Aug 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions

I’m in. Fair warning to those that haven’t met me before, I actually do look like this:

by Huckleberry on Aug 3, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions

I’m moving in with Trips for the 2010 campaign. Save me a bunk bed.

by Vasherized on Aug 3, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions

Sounds good! I’ve got a tent, so all I need is some yard and access to a shower.

by WanderingHorn on Aug 3, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions

Wandering -

You’ll be hosed down with a thumb stuck in the garden hose to create concentrated spray and like it.

by Scipio Tex on Aug 3, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions

Srr50 with a case of Tito’s

I’m feeling expansive — what should I bring for everyone else?

by srr50 on Aug 3, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions

srr – This is the official vodka of Barking Carnival:

deep eddy vodka

by Sailor Ripley on Aug 3, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions

Throw in a citronella candle and you got a deal.

by WanderingHorn on Aug 3, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions

And that video is so fucking awesome.

by Sailor Ripley on Aug 3, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions

Deep Eddy’s is the shiznit.

by CurrentEngrStudent on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions

“I jump in it”

by Vladimir on Aug 4, 2010 6:28 AM CDT reply actions

I have no problem fulfilling my obligation. I’ll pick them out personally. Looking forward to Bucharest!

by magnusbleuveigner on Aug 4, 2010 7:33 AM CDT reply actions

I’ve had the Sunday Ticket for 14 years now. Love it and worth every penny.

Not so sure about Gameplan because almost all the games I care about are on a channel I already get. Maybe if I lived in Montana and were a Mississippi State fan, it might be worth the money.

I almost said “Aggie fan” but you can’t be carried on Gameplan if you’re not already on TV somewhere to begin with.

by Johnnymac on Aug 4, 2010 8:13 AM CDT reply actions

I’ll bring some winners.

by dick on Aug 4, 2010 9:22 AM CDT reply actions

Do it dick. I’ll reserve a seat at the bar for you.

by Trips Right on Aug 4, 2010 9:38 AM CDT reply actions

dick, you bring your winners, that way we can afford mine.

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