Eastern Washington Football Invents Tampax Turf
by Scipio Tex on Aug 4, 2010 6:25 PM CDT
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PrintWhat's black and white and red all over?
A football game played on this:
Here's what it will look like upon completion, ready for their opener against the Montana Grizzlies September 18th, 2010:
The project was jumpstarted by a 500K donation from color blind EWU Eagle alum and Tennessee Titan OL Michael Roos.
My suggested halftime show for the opener? Proto emo pop band Simply Red.
Some stadium name suggestions:
Eagle Stadium at Maxi-Pad Field
Custer's Last Stands
Ted Bundy Memorial
Eternal Happy Worker Meeting Six Year Plan Aggressively To Stifle Capitalist Running Dogs Wherever They May Be Found People's Complex
Suddenly....I FEEL EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE FOR NO GOOD REASON FIELD
Leatherface Coliseum at Murdered Drifter Field
The Menorrhagia-plex
Your turn...
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I’ll Play on the Red River But Not Drink from it Rivalry Bowl
The Vodka, Tomato Juice and Tabasco Bowl
by RomaVicta on Aug 4, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
Fantastic observation, Isaiah.
We all thought it was an Excel spread sheet.
by Scipio Tex on Aug 4, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
Red McCombs Field.
You squashed your own joke.
Or it could be You Shot My Homes Field
by Scipio Tex on Aug 4, 2010 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
Something we Horns can align to – Licensing agreements and honoring legendary coaches: Aunt Flo Is Visiting field at Mr. Monthly Memorial Stadium
by hphorn on Aug 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Oops, Commie Martyr High School. Firesign Theatre reference.
by Kilgore Trout on Aug 4, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Sponsored by Sir Richard Branson:
Virgin Field
by Bartoncreek on Aug 4, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Btw, you could have seats on the 20 and not even be in the stands.
by Bartoncreek on Aug 4, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
several thousand people in Nebraska are slapping themselves uposide the head
by price of corn on Aug 4, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Nez Perce Heritage Stadium
Magma Panegyreum
Missoula Red Tide
by exuLt on Aug 5, 2010 8:47 AM CDT reply actions
Welcome to The Abattoir
The Red Sea
Kool Aid Field at Ooooh Yeeeeah Stadium
by Currently in Rehab on Aug 5, 2010 9:09 AM CDT reply actions
Cotton Bowl stadium should follow suit.
After all, the Red River Rivalry (subtitled the Awesome Alliteration Altercation) is the only game still played there.
by tdwalsh on Aug 5, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions
Should be used for NFL Games…Sunday Bloody Sunday Field
by pederast hanrahan on Aug 5, 2010 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
Red Lawn
They would have to change their name to the wolverines
by number2 on Aug 5, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
I Don’t Trust Anything That Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t die Field.
by runthebone on Aug 5, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
Perhaps they read this study:
“Women Attracted to Men in Red, Research Shows "
http://www.rochester.edu/news/show.php?id=3663
by tdwalsh on Aug 5, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions
Nice one, Jesus.
If Kyle Field is spared, we’ll know where all the bats and crickets went.
by triplehorn on Aug 5, 2010 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
Streets of Baghdad Field
Nicole Brown-Simpson Stadium ( if it was at USC )
by Vegas Kyle on Aug 7, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
EWU competes in Division 1-AA so they don’t do the bowl thing. They were a playoff team last year, are ranked this year and have a number of players in the NFL. Roos with the Titans, Nichols with the Cowboys and Overbay with the Broncos. Since the announcement, EWU a small regional university has had articles done on the field in the NY Times, Wall Street Journal and ESPN. I heard today that the webcam they have has over 1.4 million hits. If the turf were green, none of this happens. Though a WSU fan, I wish EWU well. If you go to their website, you will see Colin Cowherd of ESPN selling season tickets! Again, all because of the RED.
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