Rangers Get a New Owner
I flirted with a lot of snazzy headlines for this post, but decided, given baseball's questionable popularity, to stick with something straightforward.
For those unaware, the Texas Rangers got a new ownership group in the last 24 hours, headed by former Ranger (and Astro and Angel and Met) great, Nolan Ryan, along with an assortment of less well known money men and lawyers who are putting up the vast bulk of the money so Ryan can be the face of the franchise. Ryan's competition was Mark Cuban, Dallas Mavericks owner and all around entertaining fellow. Thus ends the sorry saga of Tom Hicks, who did a rise and fall routine that would have made Ken Lay blush. Of him, we shall speak no more.

I signed Alex Rodriguez to a $252 million dollar deal. I suck.
The Rangers, prior to the sale were so broke they were in a receivership of sorts to MLB, who had loaned them money to cover operating expenses. The team was set to be sold in late December 2009 in an exclusive deal with Ryan, the Rangers creditors flipped out in fear they were being screwed and eventually forced the team into bankruptcy to get a better accounting of the sale. Granted, that's a pretty gross overview of the saga.
Cuban flirted with purchasing the Rangers for a while, including possibly with Ryan's group, but it never came together right, until businessman Bob Crane got involved, and they got in on the court ordered auction, eventually losing. I'll leave the legal meaning of all this shit to the various lawyers on the site because I had to spend a whole day with a bunch of lawyers who oversea chemical regulations last week prior to vacation and I'm still nursing psychic bruises from the encounter.
The team will sell for a little under $600 million dollars and this great blog by Mark Cuban gives some nice insight into how this type of business deal get's put together and why his effort failed.
The interesting take away from this event was MLB's rather quiet but not unnoticed grumbling about a potential Cuban ownership group. Many, many moons ago, Major League Baseball spent the better part of two decades dealing with Charlie Finley, the legendary owner of the A's, who enraged virtually everyone who encountered him: players, the entire city of Kansas City, fans, fellow owners, and particularly Commissioner Bowie Kuhn. Finley put together one of baseball great dynasty's, the 70's A's and came up with more gimics than P.T. Barnum, but he also eventually drove the A's into a ditch and was forced to sell the team as part of a messy divorce.

That's some serious hardware. Did you hear about orange baseball night?
Never forgetting Finley (and Marge Schott and George Steinbrenner), I believe the owners were nervous about taking on Cuban as a fellow member of the club. Which is silly, as Cuban is a savvy businessman and well liked by players and fans. Charlie Finley might have been a superb showman, but he had questionable business sense as a team owner, and players and fans despised him. I think the Ryan group will do fine as owners, and they are certainly more buttoned down than Mark Cuban, but I would have loved to see Mark Cuban speak out on the many injustices and problems facing baseball right now.
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Now hurry the fuck up and sell the Dallas Stars you over-extended twat! Liverpool fans know what I’m talking about.
by Jigglebilly on Aug 6, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
The Astros might be for sale this offseason. Just sayin’ Cuban…
by Viper on Aug 6, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
MLB doesn’t need the worry that each day they could wake up to find one of their owners financed Wikileaks treason. No need to replace the between innings dot race with 911 truther clips.
And I’m guessing this Nolan cowpuncher knows a thing or two about baseball.
by R, Ventura's Advil supplier on Aug 6, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
Though I will admit that his blog was an interesting read. Especially enjoyed this:
What I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys.by R, Ventura's Advil supplier on Aug 6, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions
I agree Ryan should be fine. I just find Cuban endlessly entertaining, as his blog demonstrates.
by bateshorn on Aug 6, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
So what night is Foundation Repair Night at the ballpark?
by RadioSilence on Aug 6, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
While I’m happy that Ryan is the new owner, and I am sure he will do a great job, I was kind of excited for a possible Cuban take-over of MLB. I think it could have been a return to the interest and just plain fun of Bill Veeck. Although here it would have been the owner as a central part of the stunts and not a little person or some other individual paid to make a scene out there. I wonder how he would have topped Aliens landing at Comiskey Park.
by WanderingHorn on Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions
Well, if there is any owner similar to Bill Veeck alive who actually gives a shit about his fans, it’s Mark Cuban.
by Bateshorn on Aug 6, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
I was sort of hoping for Cuban to win. What he has done for the Mavs in every aspect of their operation is pretty awesome.
MLB hates guys like that because there would be accountability and shit. They are facing some problems so lets see if they can keep him out of the club indefinitely.
by bullzak on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions
Solid:
“What I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys. Some do a decent job of reporting, most just spew opinions. And those opinions change more often than they brush their teeth. So what the media was saying was of zero impact or influence on what i was going to do. Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing. So I ignore them.”
by dasmithjones on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions
If anyone cares what Rangers fans think of the past and future owners, this is a good site.
IMO Cuban’s net value is questionable. For everything good he undoubtedly does, he extracts from it in other areas. It is possible to be “right” but in rubbing the baseball establishment’s nose in the prodigous amounts of poo they’ve left in their own living room but kneecap yourself in the process. I wonder how long Ryan might’ve survived a shotgun marriage with Cuban? I’m guessing it wouldn’t have been that long.
by thebeeve on Aug 6, 2010 3:54 PM CDT reply actions
I strongly suspect Cuban is a jackwagon: sound and fury signfiying nothing. I know his brother and he’s a lot of fury for sure.
by 2xHorn on Aug 6, 2010 5:56 PM CDT reply actions
If Cuban had won Nolan would have exited stage left. JD and Thad would have soon followed him out the door with a shitload of scouts in tow. Cuban would have then hired the 2011 version of John Hart and Ranger fans would be left with no choice but to do the Lake Cities Fire Fighter swan dive from the second deck..
by Brad Corbett on Aug 7, 2010 11:08 AM CDT reply actions

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