It's official. Deloss Dodds sets date with polygamist.

. . . to play contests of foosball in 2013 and 2014 according to the Worlz Wize Weazer in sports.

If it is an early season game, then the trip to Provo in 2013 is a nice break from 105 with humidity. Also, if you are an uppity mountain hippy trout chaser, then you can float the Green.

A friend of mine worked in Salt Lake City for a couple of years building the amphitheater in which the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings. He says Utah is great. A lot of blond woman that get married between 16 and 19, and then get divorced by 23.

That is great for the philanderers and single guys that like wet decks. I would enjoy life more if the divorcee's I was hitting on were 23 instead of 45.

And, you don't have to buy them drinks.

From a football perspective, if this replaces Directional Louisiana Technical College X, then it is cool with me.

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