It's official. Deloss Dodds sets date with polygamist.

I think you might have it a little wrong. The 16-19 year old ones are the ones you don’t have to buy drinks.

The 23 year old divorcees are worse than daughters of preachers who finally ‘loosen up’ during a college spring break trip to S Padre. These women don’t just go on a week long bender. They are on it for 5-7 years. They will destroy you. In good and bad ways.

Beware.

Sounds fine to me. Booze is cheap.

That sounds like a risk I’d be willing to take.

Good luck finding a bar in Salt Lake. Also black people are not welcomed.

“Also black people are not welcomed.”

I just put $10,00 on BYU.

nordberg,

nice polish notation

Well, our mascot is the cougar.

Wasatch, Holla! It is a beautiful place, especially in the fall. I lived 2 years in the SLC and I can attest to a couple of things regarding the women. There are a lot of beautiful women, however after some time there you start to notice how much they all look alike. Must be a result of breeding from such a small and limited gene pool for so long.

Second, and most importantly, a lot of the girls there are adamant about remaining virgins until marriage and saving themselves…HOWEVUH ( /S.A. Smith voice) they do not consider back door entry as a deflowering situation so you got that going for you.

Henry James just booked four tickets to SLC for 2013. Three of them are for his “implements”.

Does anyone else see a Grand Strategy formulating with us palling up with a longtime independent football power with its own network and a newly independent football power with its own network?

Maybe it will be like when the independent states of Prussia, Bavaria etc. coalesced into the behemoth known as Germany. [Invoke Godwin’s Law … now]

Or maybe we would be more like Italy.

Hey, the Cincinnati Longhorns are on tv tonight.

“Maybe it will be like when the independent states of Prussia, Bavaria etc. coalesced into the behemoth known as Germany.”Otto von Bismarck couldn’t hold DeLoss Dodds’ jock strap. On a related note, I hear Dodds owns the spiked helmet Bismarck used to wear back in the day. Apparently it’s his chalice of choise for the bloodrites during which Beebe and the other conference ADs pledge their fealty to Dodds. Rumor has it Dodds asked Byrne to sit at the head of the table back in ‘03 during Byrne’s first directors’ meeting. You guessed it—Byrne didn’t get the joke and sat down on the pointy end of the helmet—went right up his Nebraska Cornhole. Dodds told him not to worry about it. He sent the helmet out for cleaning, but had the bill sent to Byrne. That actually explains a lot, now that I think about it.

Second, and most importantly, a lot of the girls there are adamant about remaining virgins until marriage and saving themselves…HOWEVUH ( /S.A. Smith voice) they do not consider back door entry as a deflowering situation…

I never cease to be amazed at the things I learn here on BC.

BYU and Colorado to the Big 12?

http://dennis-dodd.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/24014910

Eight Big 12 athletic directors met with a media rights holder Friday morning to discuss forming their own cable network.

Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech, Texas A&M, Iowa State, Colorado, Missouri and Kansas State had discussions Learfield Sports, a Plano, Texas-based company that manages the multimedia rights for more than 50 universities nationwide. Texas A&M AD Bill Byrne has talked and tweeted about the meeting publicly. The move is not related to any conference shifting, but is seen as a new revenue stream…

…This is the conference’s last season as a 12-team league. Nebraska is headed to the Big Ten in 2011. Colorado is leaving for the Pac-10 in either 2011 or 2012. It wasn’t immediately clear what Colorado was doing at the meeting if it is soon leaving the league.

Probably doesn’t mean anything, but:

http://www.sfexaminer.com/sports/Dickey-Latest-additions-to-Pac-10-Conference-not-all-positive-101138474.html

SAN FRANCISCO — The expansion of the Pac-10 Conference to include Colorado and Utah is not set in stone. It’s meeting some strong opposition, most notably from former UCLA chancellor Chuck Young, who is still on the Knight’s Commission for intercollegiate athletics.

Young was UCLA chancellor for a 30-year period, 1968-97, during which time the school advanced into the top tier of public universities. He has been sending e-mails to the chancellors and presidents of Pac-10 schools, urging them to block the expansion. He has promised not to make the content of the e-mails public (though ESPN has failed to do that) but he agreed to talk to me about his opposition…

…The chancellors and presidents still have to give final approval.

OTOH:

http://www.deseretnews.com/blog/41/10009807/Rockmonster-unplugged-Utah-Meets-Pac-10-Opposition.html

… My colleague Dirk Facer checked out whether anything can be done to keep Utah and Colorado out of the Pac-10 and found out there isn’t. The final vote was taken in June.

Still, the way things are going in college football, if I were Utah I’d watch my back right up until it plays its first Pac-10 game.

When the home and home series with Notre Dame was announced, I thought it was interesting that there were two home and homes seperated by two years, 2015, 2016 and 2019, 2020. My intuitive (wishful) thinking, noticed that this matched a Big 12 North vs South schedule.

If this were true, there would need to be a second North team, for the 2017, 2018 years, (or the 2013, 2014 years, depending on when the teams were added). Now we have BYU in 2013 and 2014. Hey, it is more plausible than the single bullet theory.

http://twitter.com/KyleRingo

But still no comment on whether Colorado raped 2 WikiCIA operatives in Sweden.

I’ve spent some time in Salt Lake and while it might be a fun place to live it is a terrible place to visit. Almost every bar in town requires you to be a member and memberships are sold on a yearly (or sometimes quarterly/semiannual) basis. That means if you go bar hopping you’re paying $5/10 just to get in the door of each place you go to.

Also, almost all the women (at least at the bars I went to in the downtown SLC area) are there with dates. I’ve never seen a group of women out together (and thus, on the prowl for some lovin) once.

On the plus side there are a lot of really good looking women and the thing that t1climb1 said about the service entrance is true, assuming you can find a woman who isn’t already holding hands with the guy she’s been engaged to since she was 13.

Provo is basically a suburb of SLC and I doubt any horns fans would want to try go party there after the game.

People will pull all kinds of crazy stunts just to land themselves their own reality show.

Extremely good article and actually assists with comprehending the subject matter better.