Dan Hawkins Has What it Takes to Sell Real Estate

by Barking Carnival Staff on Sep 1, 2010 3:38 PM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

I missed this news when it surfaced a week ago so in case you did too, here's the deal: When asked earlier this year what the athletic department might do to help the football program succeed, Colorado Head Coach Dan Hawkins suggested a contract extension.

Apparently, with a straight face.

Dan's apparently tired of letting Colorado freeload its way to a %32 winning percentage for a paltry million and a half bucks a year. Now while Colorado athletic director Mike Bohn was apparently, ahem, 'surprised' by Hawkins' request, it's rumored that upon hearing the news a number of US automotive industry executives nodded approvingly and commented on a loud, clanging noise.

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AIG execs also give a thumbs up

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Here! Here!

by Current white house adminstration on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM CDT reply actions

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/71005-2010-CFB-Season-Predictions…In-MS-Paint

Hawkins fate prediction FTW.

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