Oh. My. GOD.

by Scipio Tex on Sep 28, 2010 2:19 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

This Longhorn co-ed sums it up nicely.

It's the gif that keep on giving.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/BarkingCarnival/Barking%20Carnival%20III/neau4z_medium.gif

It is the new Torbush.

A few observations:

- Note the thousand yard stare in her blue eyes. An innocent was lost that day. Like Willem Dafoe in Platoon.

- Each strike of her open palm on her temple is perfectly timed to her verbal entreaty to our Savior. Oh. MY. GOD.

- At the end of calling upon our Lord for succor, she gazes to the Godzillatron to see who lost contain.

(making finger tent) Yes. Yes! Now you know what is to suffer. USE THIS PAIN. USE IT!

- Before the play, she had remarked to a neighbor "Our offense is an inchoate grab-bag of misaligned parts. UCLA is laughing at us from their two deep, man-under. And Glee is the best show on television!"

- Her boyfriend, not pictured, left earlier when he offered that he might go hang out in the club level since Texas wasn't going to win. She responded sweetly, "Do what you need to do, fairy-boy" and then, pointing at her Longhorn cheek decal, proclaimed "These colors don't run!" Then she made him carry her purse.

Silver lining: the greatness of Texas is demonstrated by the fact that a girl this cute cares this much about football.

For that, we can all be thankful.

Amen.

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Guy in background that shows up right when she starts her prayer “You’ve got to be kidding me”

by someone on Sep 28, 2010 2:41 AM CDT reply actions

She is all that is right about Texas and the women there.

by Sailor Ripley on Sep 28, 2010 3:30 AM CDT reply actions

A chick that hot deserves a .gif rip in HD form!

by Bob on Sep 28, 2010 5:18 AM CDT reply actions

I do believe that this was captured on TV following the final fumbled kickoff-knee in the groin at the very end.

So she was about 3.5 quarters late with her realization.

by Johnnymac on Sep 28, 2010 5:30 AM CDT reply actions

Admit it. It’s all better if UT shows up the next 2 Saturdays.

by quigley on Sep 28, 2010 6:17 AM CDT reply actions

I’m sure they’ll show up. I’m more worried that what the offense brings won’t be enough.

See knife, gunfight

by bob on Sep 28, 2010 7:03 AM CDT reply actions

I like that it’s “Oh. My. God.” And not “omigaaaaaawwwwdd.”

That’s a girl who was raised right. I would be her dad’s son-in-law.

by magnusbleuveigner on Sep 28, 2010 7:30 AM CDT reply actions

Ironically, at the same time, GD was watching a really wicked episode of the Golden Girls on his new TVLand iPhone app. He just loves him some Bea Arthur.

by The Situation on Sep 28, 2010 7:40 AM CDT reply actions

Would. Of course.

by sizzlechest on Sep 28, 2010 8:02 AM CDT reply actions

Pretty girls make the football good.

by nordberg on Sep 28, 2010 8:15 AM CDT reply actions

I believe that’s a What Would Darrell Do? wristband she’s wearing.

by RomaVicta on Sep 28, 2010 8:18 AM CDT reply actions

Just then, Betty White was drawing a bead on the pool of fat that is Greg Davis’ face with her M1903-A4, saying “I want the pink mist, motherfucker.”

But then her beeper went off and it was time for her Aripiprazole.

by spider on Sep 28, 2010 8:19 AM CDT reply actions

Some passionate Longhorn near me committed seppuku with the promotional hand fans they passed out as you entered the stadium.

It was a long, excruciating process that gained few results per attempt, but that made it all the more apropos.

by Texoz on Sep 28, 2010 8:21 AM CDT reply actions

Is that a W.W.J.D.? bracelet?

I’d carry her purse.

by ColoradoAg on Sep 28, 2010 9:10 AM CDT reply actions

Just breaks my heart to see Longhorn hotties in distress. She needs to be comforted.
I’ll fall on the grenade.

by burnt orange outrage on Sep 28, 2010 10:59 AM CDT reply actions

@ColoradoAG, that is a WWJD bracelet + the necklace cross. Warning signs, imo.

by what it do on Sep 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions

I loved the timing of the reaction – game’s basically over and we still can’t figure out how to even catch a kick-off. O.M.G. suits her better than the guy’s “you have to be kidding me” or what I said, which included liberal use of fucktard, incompentent coaching, and does anyone even care…

Concerned Fan: “Greg, I can’t figure out if you are ignorant or incompetent?”
GDGD: “I don’t know and I don’t care.”

by Spastic Synapse on Sep 28, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions

im in love

by PVogel on Sep 28, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions

Do we want to know her identity, or is the image more powerful if she’s just Anonymous UT Hottie?

by CS on Sep 28, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions

‘- At the end of calling upon our Lord for succor, she gazes to the Godzillatron to see who lost contain.’

Fucking brilliant line, imo. One day I’ll meet a hot girl who knows what that means.

by RRR on Sep 28, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

I hate to piss all over you’re fantasies, but that’s a wedding ring on her hand. Which just ups the hotness factor for Sizzle.

by bateshorn on Sep 28, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions

Eh, I don’t think it is, if so, it’s a wide band like a guy would wear. Which just ups the hotness factor for HenryJames.

by magnusbleuveigner on Sep 28, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions

To the person that gets her to the next tailgate: one tote bag.

by nordberg on Sep 28, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions

Look at her lips closely…. (like I needed to say that). She gets half way through the word God and realizes she probably shouldn’t say that. It ends up being Oh. My. Gods, or Oh. My Gosh.

Makes it even cuter, IMO.

by Art Vandelay on Sep 28, 2010 4:42 PM CDT reply actions

Charlie Sheen was the innocent, not Willem Dafoe, you cultural ignoramus.

Oliver Stone is royally pissed that his famed gift for subtle agitprop was apparently lost on your exploitative imperialistic capitalist swine ass.

by CrazyJoeDavola on Sep 28, 2010 5:00 PM CDT reply actions

Texas women, standing up,
Beat the other women, lying down.

by DBtv on Sep 28, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions

I believe that is actually a “WWVYD” bracelet.

That is what I choose to believe, anyway.

by DBtv on Sep 28, 2010 5:08 PM CDT reply actions

I believe it’s “Dallas women standing up, beat the others lying down,” to properly quote the song.

by Golf Prick on Sep 28, 2010 6:28 PM CDT reply actions

Damn I miss UT girls. The fact that she takes her football seriously makes her unGodly hot.

by yojimbox on Sep 28, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions

Golf prick would tout Dallas women. Terrible people…that not imo, that’s fact.

by The Stos on Sep 28, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions

Bateshorn said:
“I hate to piss all over you’re fantasies, but…”

Most of the fantasies around here probably involve exactly that.

by nordberg on Sep 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions

Not that I’m displeased with the UT cutie, but what have we done do deserve the UCLA cheerleader tease on the front page?

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