Texas-OU 2010 Post Mortem- Offense
Oklahoma's weakest unit is their defense.
They're ranked 95th in the FBS.
They were pushed around by Utah St, Air Force, and Cincinnati. And after playing us, OU actually improved their rankings in every single statistical category.
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4. When 15 TE check down completions on 3rd and 4th down for the year are 0 for 15 on conversions, all short of the sticks, perhaps you should consider that you’re being played like a fiddle.
I’m going to pretend that you’re making that up.
by texoz on Oct 4, 2010 7:45 AM CDT reply actions
You took what the GD gave you and made a nice article about it. Good job.
by GM Platter on Oct 4, 2010 7:47 AM CDT reply actions
The check downs to Smith are infuriating. Do we ever throw to the TE down the seam? What kind of routes was Mathews running when he was being raved about all Summer?
by Meursault on Oct 4, 2010 7:50 AM CDT reply actions
Scip, I admire your persistence in continuing to spell out how inept our OC and his offense really are. I’m getting the definite feeling that those who are going to get it have long since done so. I really appreciate your doing so with wit. Satirical comedy is all that is left to say at this point. Thanks for continuing to fight the good fight.
by hopefulhorn on Oct 4, 2010 7:56 AM CDT reply actions
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one laughing when Davis opened with what he considers vertical routes directed at the sidelines. Unfortunately it’s not getting any better. I’m convinced without a QB that can make off script plays than Greg Davis and Mack Brown are 3 or 4 loss coaches a year…minimum.
If Mack won’t make the change with Davis than I’m ok with a change at the top.
by maninblack on Oct 4, 2010 8:02 AM CDT reply actions
Accountability is sorely lacking from top to bottom on this side of the ball. It’s a young man’s game with fresh concepts dominating the future. The offensive game has passed for the two that matter.
by TexasFootball on Oct 4, 2010 8:13 AM CDT reply actions
Great analysis (as is usual for you) and (as usual for you) witty as hell. I see nothing to disagree with regarding the season to date, and probably the season in the future. Stranger things have happened, but I don’t see GD experiencing a visit from the ghosts of viable offenses of the past and suddenly stringing together a modest run of coherent play calling. But I do know that if I had a son who was a potential pro-style quarterback for FBS football and beyond, I sure as hell wouldn’t let GB coach him (down).
by Just an old guy that loves this forum on Oct 4, 2010 8:22 AM CDT reply actions
Keep it up. Mack Brown will never fire GD, but he can be shamed into quiting. If the cry is vociferous enough, and consistant, from all angles; there may exist a scenario where GD has some pride and retires. Your articles can contribute to this. I feel it is building pretty well in the online community. If teh media will do its job and start asking the obvious, tough questions, this could really catch steam.
Its all we can do from where we are.
by fear_the_cow on Oct 4, 2010 8:26 AM CDT reply actions
Water coolers! Ha! Ha! Priceless, Scipio. Funny and sad at once. But so true.
by panhandle2 on Oct 4, 2010 8:27 AM CDT reply actions
When you say that Gilbert’s a “system QB without a system,” what exactly do you mean by that. Is it that the playcalling seems like darts thrown at a board rather than situational? Or is it that 8 or 9 plays run over and over aren’t enough to comprise a system.
Sitting in the stands and having no real idea of what I’m talking about, it sure did look like the old 2000-2004 “it seems like they have more players than we do” scheme is back.
by I Must Be Old on Oct 4, 2010 8:28 AM CDT reply actions
Everyone points to VY and Colt as exceptional talents that made something out of nothing in order to find success in the GD offense. I rarely see The Major lumped into the group of something from nothing, due to his lack of athletic talent. I think people (like me) look to The Major as a future OC because he seemed to do it when he was our QB. The bomb to BJ in the B12 CG after consistent sideline passing from Simms is my best example of the “fuck that play call, here’s what we’re gonna run” mentality that The Major displayed.
I see Gilbert as similar to Simms in that he needs plays to be called for him to succeed. He does not seem to have the athletic or (to this point) mental capacity to turn chicken shit into chicken fajitas yet.
by jinx on Oct 4, 2010 8:44 AM CDT reply actions
We ran a beautiful play action post corner to Kirk. The very next time we were in that formation, we ran the exact same play action pass, with the exact same patterns. As they lined up, I leaned over to my friend and predicted the same play. OU did as well as the routes were well covered.
That was the time to either run the running play that was faked, or a complimenatry pass play…perhaps a post route with a corner fake step. Or some other route combination. Not the same exact play. So sad. 10 years olds playing Madden, set things up better, and play off tendancies with more thought put into it.
by fear_the_cow on Oct 4, 2010 8:44 AM CDT reply actions
There was one 3rd and long where they replayed it to scan the field and NOT ONE single receiver was beyond the imaginary yellow line. I was admittedly pretty beered up by that time and refuse to watch the replay on DVR, so you’ll have to tell me what play that was. But I was pretty infuriated.
I did like that Gilbert went deep on one play early (2nd quarter maybe?). It didn’t pay off, but came in handy again when he was finally able to connect deep with Malcolm late in the 4th. Takeaway #1: Why don’t we do that more often? Takeaway #2: God, my memory sucks.
I, too, chuckled after the double negative to Kirkendoll to start the game. After all the pillow talk from Mack about how this week was different, we get…the same old GD. Aren’t the first fucking plays scripted? Thanks for the accountability, Mack.
DJ Monroe not knowing the playbook is fucking retarded. If he doesn’t know play 16, make do with plays 1-15. Or stick fucking Cody Johnson back there with Ryan Robertson or your fictitious H-back and run isos until Tom Wort keels over from exhaustion.
by jc25 on Oct 4, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions
The BC tech/IT guy (Huck?) should create an app/program where we can predict the offensive play while watching the game. Most accurate wins a BC tote bag.
by texoz on Oct 4, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions
One more thought on this.
Here in Houston, the NFL Texans are providing a vivid contrast to GD’s follies with their well-designed offense. Their base play is a stretch play with zone blocking that GD has tried unsuccessfully to copy. The main difference is that the Texans have drafted and signed players that fit the scheme and execute it competently. They have smallish, athletic OL and backs adept at seeing creases and exploiting them. Arian Foster is leading the NFL in rushing off this play primarily. He is particularly good at back-side cutbacks exploiting the flow of the defense in the direction of the play.
The other difference is the Texans employ a number of QB bootlegs off that base play that open up their passing game. They typically have a WR deep and a TE shallow for Schaub to choose from on this bootleg action. The threat of the bootleg as well as cutbacks by the RB’s slow defensive pursuit and prevent over-loading at the point of attack.
These concepts playing off of each other seem completely foreign to Greg Davis. I watch the Texans each week and think, “so this is what a competent offense looks like.”
by hopefulhorn on Oct 4, 2010 8:51 AM CDT reply actions
UCLA only ran about 8 plays against us the whole game. Just smashed the ball with a big OL like alabama and didn’t give up. Kept it simple and executed.
1. We really are lacking in the talent we are used to seeing on the field this year, whether you are willing to admit it or not. Catching a punt and returning it is a talent as well as a craft.
2. The coaches have really gotten used to that talent bailing their schemes out and are acting lazy and entitled much the way they don’t want their team to act.
3. They need to put the best 11 on the field for a given scenario and not worry about scheme or traditional mindset. WE HAVE NO TE’S SO DON’T PUT ONE ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT!
If we have third and short put in three tackles. Mix in a fullback every now and then and this could also be a big athletic type, regardless of position, who is willing and can block very well.
If we want to spread the field, align 4 wideouts including davis, goodwin, kirk, and williams. give white some pt and put chiles stirring the gatorade.
4. With a simplified scheme on offense we can put the younger OL, Hopkins for instance and perhaps not get someone killed.
5. When I say simplified scheme I don’t mean fullback dives all day. I mean exactly what Scipio refers to as a base offense with a play tree off of it. Plays that out their basic construct, you have to defend all branches of the scheme or risk getting beaten badly by one. This team can’t line up and play smash mouth as it was recruited for the spread. It also doesn’t have the talent to take the horizontal game and bail it out. This team could be coached in the spread if it had a game plan and utilized the players and not the scheme.
6. GG will do well in an under center offense if coached properly and schemed properly. It is in his best interest to get the under center snaps at this level as the pros look at this in great detail when evaluating. He may not be Vince or Colt, but he can win. He’s only played 4 games with no help from the upper class on the field. It is now an almost expansion-like product….that is scary.
by derryl on Oct 4, 2010 9:05 AM CDT reply actions
Jinx-
Get over the Applewhite myth. He is not going to be a good offensive coordinator. Good offensive coordinators don’t get fired by Nick Saban whose offenses have zero imagination and creativity. He is not going to be the savior of the offense.
Also, get over Applewhite as some quarterback legend. He was a nice player who had some moments, as a result of play action from Ricky Williams. Did you watch him play in ’99 and 2000? Remember he started the 2000 Red River Shootout? He started against Stanford, he started against A&M in ’99.
Our coaching staff is dumb, but not dumb enough to not play the better player. There was a reason he was benched. Simms was the better player and the correct choice.
The Colorado game was a fluke. They went into a defensive shell and played prevent defense the whole time Applewhite was in there. Applewhite actually struggled for a while until that pass to BJ. By the way, it was a blown assignment not some brilliant play call or decision by Applewhite. I don’t think that was his primary target on the play.
People remember the Holiday Bowl, but seem to forget that Applewhite was partially to blame for the deficit. Its not like Washington had a stout defense heading into the game. Applewhite played poorly for a while. Then our receivers started making plays on poorly under thrown balls and we won the game.
Applewhite was a nice player, but this Applewhite legend/myth needs to be put to rest. If Simms’ last name wasn’t Simms and instead just Jones or Smith there would never have been a QB controversy and everybody would have said “play Chris.” People hate silver spoon kids and kids from famous parents. They think its nepotism. Simms had no chance win over the fan base from the beginning. Its a shame ’cause he was a fine quarterback who played well most of the time. The coaches gave him no chance to succeed against OU, though.
by PrimeTime on Oct 4, 2010 9:06 AM CDT reply actions
Oh good, an Applewhite/Simms discussion. Shouldn’t that belong in the “It’s the year 2000” thread?
by nordberg on Oct 4, 2010 9:09 AM CDT reply actions
I swear that Davis and Mack sat down before the game and said, “What opening plays would piss off our dumbass, ignorant, never coached before fans the most? Lets go with sideways and backward left, sideways and backward right then throw 8 yards short of the sticks to the least athletic skill player on our roster. That will show those stupid motherfuckers who’s boss around here!” There is no other logical possibility. It was the ultimate f you from Mack and Greg to all of us.
I appreciate their honesty and am glad to know how they feel. As a huge Brown fan and one that is extremely appreciative of where he has brought the program, it is time for him to step down. If he can’t see the Davis problem, then he doesn’t need my support and based on the opening of that game, he doesn’t want it.
Watching Oregon makes me want to throw up. They have taken the Vince offense and multiplied it. Makes me sick to think what we could have been had we stuck with it and recruited to it. Instead, we have a future NFL qb that doesn’t play in a pro-style system, that can make all the throws on the route tree but we stick him with digs, flares and checkdowns to self-admitted extra blocking surfaces.
I think Scip is right, all we can do is laugh maniacally at the shear madness of it all.
by Bartoncreek on Oct 4, 2010 9:11 AM CDT reply actions
The only solace I take from the offensive performance was the one turnover was an end-of-half Hail Mary. If the O can perform like this the rest of the season and the D can get back to playing like they did in Lubbock and in the second half of this game, then I can go back to thinking that this team will win all but one or two of their remaining games. But at this stage I am not feeling confident that either will happen as consistently as we need them to, especially when you add to it the Special Teams being in the net-negative column.
by Ricky on Oct 4, 2010 9:12 AM CDT reply actions
I confess that I started chuckling.
Horizontal left, loss of 2. Horizontal right, loss of 2. Short pass to TE halfway to first-down marker. Fourth and 7. Punt. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PASS COMPLETION! The Anti-Boom takes stats over scoreboard… again.
I confess that I, too, laughed like the afore-mentioned maroonee(?), but only after repeating an unknown number of times at increasing volume my 2010 mantra: I. Don’t. FUCKING. Believe. It.
No, wait. I DO Fucking Believe It. Monroe breaks outside and scoots for 60 and 6. I couldn’t even celebrate that, because the maroonee in me was thinking “we’ll try that another time or two – no fake, no reverse, no contraflow pass – they’ll stuff it, and that’ll be the last time we’ll see D.J. carry the ball today.”
Looking over the results in other games, a new fear gripped me. Not Georgia, because Georgia will can Richt, but instead of Boom, they go for Smart – he turned down DC, but he’ll take HC. So, no, I’m not concerned about Georgia. I’m concerned about agy… they can the Sherminator, hire Boom, who brings in Leach as Co-HC for Offense. But that’s okay, because Mack hangs ‘em up, and GD becomes our new HC, picking up right where he did at Tulane, following Mack’s 6-6 record down the tubes…
I don’t even have a glimmer of hope for Lincoln, now. I see the cornshuckers bbq-ing Bevo, harvesting the rest of their schedule, ironing out zero-yew in the CCG and giving us all one last, eternal, finger as they slide off into the frozen north.
Marooned, resigned to waiting for the crabs to begin nibbling my toes – it no longer bothers me that we’ll probably lose to Baylor, too.
by Tex Long on Oct 4, 2010 9:17 AM CDT reply actions
I don’t know what to make of GG so far. Its obvious the coaches have no idea of how to play to his strengths and hide his weakness, which is coaching football 101. Put your players in a position to succeed. Do what they are good at and minimize what they are bad at.
His release is too slow, yet the coaches keep throwing short passes. Its obvious he is most comfortable throwing deep from play action. He throws a great deep ball. The problem with GG is that he doesn’t know what to do once his first read isn’t open. ? Maybe that is the coaches fault and they tell him to keep dumping it off to the TE or they don’t tell to him to stop doing that. But you gotta be able to understand basic football concepts if you are a QB.
I don’t understand why don’t we keep pounding with CoJo even if it gains nothing and then run some play action of that
He seems to robotic for me. Maybe its is ‘cause we are too used to the natural football instincts of Young/McCoy. It seems he has really poor pocket presence and doesn’t know what to do once the play breaks down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Gilbert play for a glorified college team in Lake Travis. Don’t they have great facilities, coaches and players? He probably never was in a position where the game got tough. His primary target was almost always open and when he handed it off they gained substantial yardage. He was always in a comfort zone.
Compare that with Vince Young. He played for a poor inner city HISD school with poor coaching and poor players around him except Courtney Lewis. Their offense consisted of like 5 plays. It was some quasi veer/wishbone/spread offense. It was pee-wee football like. Young got no real offensive coaching and pretty much had to do everything him self. It was pure instinct. If you have real coaching you never do a pump fake after you cross the line of scrimmage. That is what you do when you play on the street.
McCoy was in a similar situation. He probably got better coaching, but he played for some 2A outfit in some middle of nowhere town. He didn’t have great teammates around him and had to learn how to do things himself.
I think our coaches expect natural improvisation from QBs after all these years. The fact is GG does not know what to do once his primary target isn’t there. That’s why they run all these roll outs/sprint outs. Its easy reads for him.
by PrimeTime on Oct 4, 2010 9:21 AM CDT reply actions
After that first offensive play to Kirkendoll, I instantly recalled Scipio’s Alabama preview. Plenty of Texas fans were playing the “intangibles” angle, figuring that Alabama had shot its wad against Florida and arguing that UT, after all, owned the Rose Bowl.
Scip’s response was something like, “I propose that ‘intangibles’ will mean a lot less the first time we hit Kirkendoll for -2.”
If one play can suck the life out of UT fans and players alike, it’s that one. And we used it two straight times to open Texas-OU, helping us stumble into an always-manageable 3rd-and-14. Just perfect.
by gazmorida on Oct 4, 2010 9:30 AM CDT reply actions
We’ve got 2 weeks to practice the Fumblerooski. They’ll never see it coming! (Should I have used the hidden font?)
by Sideways and Backwards Davis on Oct 4, 2010 9:36 AM CDT reply actions
I chuckled when after Monroe busted the 60 yder. On not only the next offensive series, but the next 2 series, we ran the same play to start the drive. Lost yards both times. The offensive game plan for the first half was pretty awful.
I’m going to laugh when Davis rolls out some pistol looks against Nebraska. It will just be window dressing for the same crappy plays.
by ultralight on Oct 4, 2010 9:56 AM CDT reply actions
Its sad that as bad as we played, it was actually good enough to beat UCLA. That speaks to how bad we played against UCLA.
I was encouraged to see Kirk throw a few aggressive blocks. He was called for holding on one, and it was complete bullshit. I hope that doesn’t discourage him from future blocking.
It is depressing that when the broadcast pans out a little, you can see why people don’t have to defend in between the hashmarks 4-6 yards beyond the LOS. The one play that I remember hitting in the middle was to Kirk, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t there because it his route sent him there. I think he just moved into the open space when GG started to dance around in the pocket.
I think the argument that we don’t have the talent is complete crap. Maybe we don’t have elite talent on the O with a few possible exceptions, but I think we are much above average. You can see flashes of what is possible, but our scheme and play calling are killing us? So are penalties (is it Hixs who has jumped offsides EVERY game?).
Does anyone know why we didn’t try Cody whe we had 1st and goal at the OU 8 in the 3rd quarter? Why would we run once with Fozzy and then throw it twice?
by ut-06 on Oct 4, 2010 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
“Its sad that as bad as we played, it was actually good enough to beat UCLA. That speaks to how bad we played against UCLA.”
UCLA has a better defense than OU.
by nordberg on Oct 4, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions
Opening with those two plays just sends the message: "come and take anything in the house because we are a bunch of pussies. "
Letting any Texas coach turn Texas football into a bunch of pussies is grounds for execution.
Heres the main stat: you arent going to beat ANYBODY that is decent with 4 yards per attempt. Not gonna happen.
Its like there is a damn force field at the sticks. The defense just camps their backs at the sticks and our guys stop in front of them. Apparently going beyond the markers just isnt polite.
I think now people are starting to get what I have been saying for a long time. Chris Simms wasnt the fucking problem and neither is Gilbert.
by bullzak on Oct 4, 2010 10:07 AM CDT reply actions
We need a “day in the life of an Applewhite cultist” for the Davis apologists.
by NY Horn on Oct 4, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions
Devasting. Well done.
I’m trying not to hate the GDGD apologists in a similar fashion that I utterly despise GDGD. The mentally challenged cement heads of the world need out love and support, not our back hands.
Ok, fuck that. I hate them just as much. They give other retards a bad name.
by beowulf on Oct 4, 2010 10:16 AM CDT reply actions
I can’t decide what’s more infuriating. Is it the fact that our offense is a grab bag of non interrelated plays called by mouthbreather who’s more interested in completions than first downs, or the fact that we probably win our last two games despite the above statement if we don’t step on our dicks at every opportunity in all three phases of the game.
I’ve checked out on this team emotionally. There’s not even the joy of watching a young team develop and make headway towards a strong showing next year. This isn’t a young team. There is only the implosion of watching our guys struggle in the system as it was designed. Well, plays as they were designed. It’s apparent that there is no system.
by Bobby_Batronic on Oct 4, 2010 10:18 AM CDT reply actions
excellent takes. particularly about Monroe. we play “big boy” football and the bottom line is that we should be able to build/install an entire package for Monroe to make things work. counters, fakes, variations, etc.
I think there is a lot of validity to what was said by Primetime and the poster talking about the Texans offense.
by sa on Oct 4, 2010 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
Why on God’s green did we come out in the hurry up right after OU opened with a long drive? What’s the rush, Greggers?
He consistently refuses to make the football good. If I’m Muschamp, I’m putting a for sale sign in front of that house near Bergstrom and heading for Athens. Muschamp will be the choice over Smart.
by magnusbleuveigner on Oct 4, 2010 10:21 AM CDT reply actions
Prime Time,
Applewhite didn’t start the ’99 aggy game. Food poisoning. And Simms did meltdown in plenty of big games. It was on him as much as the coaches.
by Savage Henry on Oct 4, 2010 10:22 AM CDT reply actions
When the Chimp opened up with those two mirror image swing passes to Kirkendoll, I laughed so loudly after the second one that my wife came into the room to see if I was OK. Past that point, nothing bothered me again. After the 13th, 14th and 15th efforts to turn Greg Smith into a “go-to-guy” I was smiling and laughing in earnest. The dump-off to Smith on 3rd and 22 was the pinnacle. I don’t blame any of this on Gilbert, but it’s sad, because we are observing the neutering of one of the most heralded QBs to ever play Texas HS football.
The Chimp now has this kid convinced that throwing an outlet pass on 3rd and 22 to a guy who probably couldn’t run 22 yards without tripping over his own feet is the smart option. I have no problem with having an outlet receiver, and throwing him the ball as a last option, but that guy ought to be someone with the ability to make people miss. More than that, 3rd and 22 is a defined low percentage down, so why not send 4 guys deep, and heave the ball down field 40 or 50 yards. The worse that could happen is that an OU guy intercepts, but you were going to punt the next down anyway. If you draw a penalty or make the catch, then something good happened. If you throw the ball the Greg Smith 20 yards short of the first down marker, what good can possibly happen? If you have a slow-footed TE like Smith, there’s only one way to get any good out of him, and that’s just releasing him off the LOS and running him straight up the field. He only has one thing going for him, and that’s bulk. If he catches the ball with his feet moving he might actually run over some poor DB. However, the downside to that is that he also can’t catch very well, and I’m not sure he’s ever caught a ball while moving. Frankly, the whole Chimp scheme vs OU in 2009 and 10 has been insanity in action. Two years ago, he had no TE, miraculously realized that, and went to the flex TE 4 wide, attacked the middle of the field, and killed OU with it.
I think crux of the problem is that either the Chimp by himself, or with Mack Brown in full agreement, has(have) decided that having Smith in the game adds extra blocking for the run game. The craziest thing about this is the fact that Smith may be a worse blocker than he is a receiver, and that takes some doing. The run game has prospered with a TE in the game has it not? Yeah, right. Opposing DCs must absolutely salivate when it comes to defending Texas this year. It’s not often they get to defend an offense that’s playing a man short. I can’t wait to see the next chapter in Lincoln of the “feature Greg Smith” offense. Pelini is going to eat that crap alive. Oh well, I reached the “don’t give a shit” point last week vs UCLA, so from now on, I’m just going to have a good time watching the train wreck develop. The only thing I have to look forward to now is the day that MB retires, and takes his pet with him. It can’t come soon enough.
by Microhorn on Oct 4, 2010 10:31 AM CDT reply actions
One of my favorite stats of the day was flashed on screen at some point. Texas was 1/12 on 3rd down at that point. Gilbert was something absurd like 7/7 on 3rd down.
Also, the average 3rd down distance at that point was 9.8 yards. 9.8. Average.
by lowery on Oct 4, 2010 10:48 AM CDT reply actions
@Scipio: I admit I am often saddened when reading your take on our offensive woes. Not because your insights are accurate and scathing, but because some part of my little monkey brain believes Greg Davis is reading or has heard of your suggestions for improvement and is taking them into consideration. I quickly realize this is not true and die a little inside.
Hook ’em!!
by EastSideHorn on Oct 4, 2010 10:55 AM CDT reply actions
What’s amazing is reading the various accounts of the game by posters (here and elsewhere) who say that they laughed at the first offensive series. I did the same.
The 1st and 2nd down passes were designed plays (not check-downs), so the intent was clearly there to run plays parallel to the line of scrimage. The coverage was not terribly loose, there’s no obvious reason to call those plays, and certainly not back-to-back. I’d like to think that Davis can’t possibly be that dense (his track record notwithstanding), but that was just asinine.
I know it may sound silly, but there’s a part of me that wonders whether the first drive was called to send a message to the critics – screw you, I’m the coach and I will not accept criticism or dissent. We know that no one with media credentials will have the balls to ask Mack about it.
by Levander Williams on Oct 4, 2010 10:58 AM CDT reply actions
Like I said earlier, Lavender, that is exactly what it was. It was a loud and clear message. “Do not question us. You do not know when the football is good. You have never coached nor graduated from McNeese St. We won a national title with 19 NFL players and the best player at history at qb. We also one one other conference championship in our 12 years. Dumbasses have the gall to question us!”
by Bartoncreek on Oct 4, 2010 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
From our very own texassports.com website (I seriously can’t believe they posted this up):
“Defensive Coordinator Brent Venables:
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On the game overall: I felt in control of the game. The yardage comes on a couple big plays, but it felt like we were in control the whole game.”
Let me interpret this for any of the remaining Davis apologists (seriously, are there any??):
“Greg Davis (AGAIN) made my job this year so fucking easy!”
by Hooked on Oct 4, 2010 11:32 AM CDT reply actions
Fear the cow, regarding Davis having the pride to retire, that won’t happen. I seriously don’t think he knows of the criticism. They say they don’t listen to radio or read the media and it’s probably true with him. I don’t think he has any idea of the fan base’s displeasure with his horozontal bop. If he did I don’t think it would stop him from calling it but I don’t think he would come out in his presser after UCLA and say what he said.
by Earmuffs on Oct 4, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions
I didn’t laugh at the first two plays, I just mumbled, “We’re going to get killed.”
I also wondered if Greg was shaking his head and mumbling in his phlegmy voice, “Their linebackers were in the wrong place on both plays.”
This is nightmarish. I’m a football idiot and I can see that this timid, non-sensible offense is essentially anti-football in mentality and effect. Reading cogent detailed analysis confirming my casual observation was gratifying at first. Now we fans are like Prometheus awaiting the Monday eagle to come tear out our collective liver and eat it in front of us.
At least it’s a witty eagle, but I begin to despise truth.
by RomaVicta on Oct 4, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Primetime:
Your comments on the Madison Marlins’ playbook when Vince was there:
Their offense consisted of like 5 plays. It was some quasi veer/wishbone/spread offense. It was pee-wee football like.
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I am not meaning to be a nitpicker, but the Air Raid passing offense consists of like 5 plays. The meat of the Pistol rushing attack that seems to be working for UCLA ,and is most definitely working for Nevada, consists of like five plays. Running “like 5 plays” can be really effective when you are good at them and the plays compliment one another. That is having an identity. That is what we don’t have.
Also, “quasi veer/wishbone/spread” offenses are doing pretty well these days. Oregon has one. Auburn has one. Michigan has one. All of these teams have offenses that actually move the ball and umm…score. Again, it shows what can be accomplished when an offensive coaching staff recruits players to fit a system, coaches to that system and sticks with that system. I swear I will scream the next time I hear somebody denigrate offenses like that as “gimmicks”. The point of an offense is to move the ball and score. I will even be willing to concede that they are gimmicks…in the same way that the forward pass was a gimmick at first. And the West Coast offense was a gimmick. And the wishbone was a gimmick.
Finally, the offense that most resembles pee-wee football of the ones we have discussed is the current iteration of the Texas offense. It features predictability and poor execution, two hallmarks of offensive football as coached by fathers of nine year olds.
Sorry for the rant. I wasn’t really arguing with you. Some of your comments just reminded me of assinine things that I have heard others say and incredibly disappointing things I have recently seen on ABC telecasts.
by RedmondLonghorn on Oct 4, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions
Good teams dont take what the defense gives them.
They fucking take whatever they want.
It bugs me that GD seems to think deception only matters on play fakes. Deception is a huge part of good offense unless you have an overwhelming talent advantage.
The football world better hope to God that Boise doesnt get Texas level players or they wont lose for another decade.
by bullzak on Oct 4, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
Broadcasters as a rule have backed off criticism in any form, Danielson’s forays into SEC officiating last year being a rare exception. The thinking seems to be, “If you’re going to pay a billion dollars for broadcasting rights, don’t taint the product.” But that can be a good thing.
Because message boards have become the gathering point of disaffected fans, and that’s where the foundation of dissent – the themes, language, arguments – emerge. See: Houston Nutt, Arkansas, and fans blasting their season tickets with shotguns on youtube. How long will it be before some Longhorn immolates his season tickets on Youtube in front of a “Fire Greg Davis” sign and gets 1.2 million hits on Texas or gets a host of imitators?
That will convince a few columnists that an anti-Davis mantra might be good for building an audience, and once those appear, it’s over for Davis.
In other words, I think this has become inevitable. It’s just a matter of when. The faster this builds, the sooner it happens.
Two critical questions – one long-term and one short-term:
1) Which would you rather see – an offensive explosion against Nebraska for the upset, or a real defense putting an historical hurt on a Greg Davis game plan?
2) Reviewing Mack’s offensive philosophy and performance at UNC and Texas, what direction do you think he would go if fans force the matter?
by Power to the People on Oct 4, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
The utter inability of the UT WRs to even attempt to block was hilarious to me. The whole point of the screen game is to give the ball to a WR in space and, at worst, force him to make a DB miss and create. Every time UT ran it, there was a LB and a DB coming in free. Even if the WR makes the first guy miss, the second guy brings him down.
“The Kirkendoll post corner was a great example [of using surprise/deviation in the passing game]”
Agreed. Beating Colvin on a double move wasn’t entirely surprising, and I’m surprised UT didn’t try it more. He was a true freshman starting his first game. I’m not entirely convinced that play/tactic works as well on Jamell Fleming, but I won’t argue if you think it would.
Call me crazy, but I can kind of see why UT was so hesitant to put the ball downfield. What’s the risk? Well, OU only blitzed three times, and they had success at least two out of three. One of those was a sack and strip where Gilbert was fortunate to get the ball back. On another sack, Gilbert held the ball too long and got digested. With UT’s pass protection being just barely adequate as is, and Gilbert’s pocket presence being just average, getting Gilbert sacked at least three more times and losing one fumble (at minimum) seem probable assumptions with a downfield attack. If Brent Venables sees UT commit to a downfield offense, it wouldn’t be three blitzes for the game, it would be two or three blitzes per possession. Based on what I’ve seen, I have no reason to believe UT’s OL and RB corps would’ve been able to deal with that kind of blitzing.
What’s the reward? For starters, Gilbert’s arm hasn’t been the pinpoint laser OU fans were threatened that it would be. Follow that up with the buttered frying pans attached to the hands of the UT WR corps, and you’ve got a recipe for mediocrity and tip drill interceptions.
by NateHeupel on Oct 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
I remember that Pi Phi, Jamarkus McFarland. She was hot.
by Beeman on Oct 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
And if you’ve noticed, Andy Staples’ (SI) last two blurbs on Texas borrow heavily from Scipio’s post-mortems in their criticism. So maybe we’ve already reached the (cliche alert) “tipping point.”
by Power to the People on Oct 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions
Scipio, your on-point analysis is going to new hights. Awesome analysis. Your point on using DJ is key and fundamental. Would you run with a 4Wr set or would you consider using Cody (as half RB half FB) and DJ in the back field with 3 wide? I haven’t heard too many people call for these two specific backs but I would think they would play off of each other pretty well.
I am starting to put the blame on Mack 100% at this point. The buck stops there. And why doesn’t Mack sit down Davis and say something to the effect of, “Look good buddy, you are going to have some strict limits moving forward. You get 3 screens/flares per half and no more, so use them wisely. Also, don’t use the TEs anymore but run 4 wide or 2 back 3 WR, whichever you prefer.”
I fault Mack for not getting it done. I am unwilling to blame Greg Davis for Mack’s ultimate responsibility.
by Balltastic Motivization on Oct 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions
“Also, I’ve been critical of Gilbert for self-sacking behaviors when he panics with a good pocket, but Colt did the same. I’m starting to think our QBs are looking at a lot of covered WRs. And bailing out is their best worst option. Unfortunately, Gilbert isn’t athletic enough to get away with it.”
I think this was really evident on Saturday. Look at the times he was sacked/hurried. 3 Step drop, pump, pull the ball in, freak out. Negative play.
As always we’re being pattern matched (or whatever) but our short timing routes are getting jumped, and GG has no where else to go with the ball. I saw it 3 times (at least) on Saturday, and I thought it was becoming increasingly evident that our timing stuff was blanketed. And if its not blanketed, the windows are too small for him to be comfortable with. It’s a wonderful combination of being coached not to take risks and handed a scheme where nothing is available. That falls pretty squarely on the coaching.
by what it do on Oct 4, 2010 12:27 PM CDT reply actions
Prime Time is dead on correct about Simms being a better quarterback than Applewhite, just not beloved. I’m hearing tons of comparisons to that era with Gilbert. There is one particular adjustment that made Simms successful in the offense.
He had two star receivers, a tight end, and a running back that we consistently used to open up play action and passing lanes. We eventually had a committed running attack with Cedric Benson.
Our problem in 2002, was defense, not offense.
Right now, we have no QB improvs, no zone read, no tight end, and no star receivers. No definitive running back, and no committed running game.
We merely try running plays…..we are not committed to the running game.
Couple that with fundamental mental error penalties and the most uninspired, apathetic, bunch of O-Line pacifists we have ever seen since last year, and you have the potential to only win one more game this season.
If we don’t win in Lincoln, we will likely drop almost all of our remaining games. Yes it is possible with the performance we saw in our biggest rivalry against a below average Oklahoma squad.
Tell me I’m wrong Scipio.
If these cats don’t get a grip on this quickly, and pull off an NU win, get ready for the worst days we’ve seen since the nineties.
Our problems on offense are too deep to overcome in two weeks…….we have seniors that false start on 3rd down, consistently. We have defensive linemen that forgot what their JH coach told them about staying on your block for more than two and a half seconds……on 3rd down.
This is why Gilbert self aborts, he’s conditioned because he can’t trust his front 5. It’s actually surprising when they keep on their blocks, but he’s already self flushed.
Scip asking these guys to block while we run actual passing plays (provided they don’t drop the ball thrown to them) with no running game commitment and to stretch the field isn’t reasonable within the next 3 or even 4 weeks.
There are too many fundamentals missing, by the players and coaches.
And so begins the era Post Colt and J Ship……we are bad, very bad.
by Saltshaker on Oct 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions
PrimeTime -
Settle down dude! Believe me, I’m no Applewhite cultist, I was on campus at the time and wanted Simms to be the guy. I hated people that made an issue of it. Met Chris on campus and talked to him briefly, he was a great guy that I always rooted for.
I was trying to point out that the plays seemed different between the two QBs, that’s all. After the CU game, it seemed that Applewhite made better play changes.
Sure Applewhite had his flaws, but Ricky just about fumbled away the 98 A&M game and it seemed like VY needed to throw a pick in every game he played before he turned it on. Even the greatest had faults.
My point was that GG doesn’t have the skills to run from the QB position like VY or Colt (or even Mock). Without the ability to make “off schedule” plays he will need the ability to make changes in play calls to beat the defense (ala my OPINION of The Major’s ability) because GDGD ain’t going anywhere anytime soon.
by jinx on Oct 4, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions
“Two critical questions – one long-term and one short-term:
1) Which would you rather see – an offensive explosion against Nebraska for the upset, or a real defense putting an historical hurt on a Greg Davis game plan?"
I’m not shy about enduring short-term pain in exchange for long-term improvement, so I’m in favor of as many ass-whippings as it takes to get the problems with our offense fixed. Whatever heads have to roll to make that happen – up to and including Mack Brown – is fine with me.
“2) Reviewing Mack’s offensive philosophy and performance at UNC and Texas, what direction do you think he would go if fans force the matter?”
I don’t believe that fans alone can ‘force’ the matter, unless they somehow can significantly impact the flow of revenue into UT. Does anyone remember how bad it had to get with John Mackovic before they cut him loose? Texas is many times more profitable, valuable, and resistant to change than it was then, and the effort necessary to effect change will be substantial. Fans alone won’t make it happen.
$5 million a year and being surrounded by people who are either enabled by you or scared of you can overcome a lot of “hysterical” fans.
by Levander Williams on Oct 4, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions
I felt like there was some kernel of a potential offense with Goodwin/Fozzyt coming in motion either over or unde the qb, with DJ in running back as a possible inside/out combination that would help deal with our lack of a running qb, but we shelved the formation, so we’ll probably never know, and GD probably views it as a trick play, but their was a flash of a possible offense to build around.
You could see a nugget of something.
by Bateshorn on Oct 4, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
How long will it be before some Longhorn immolates his season tickets on Youtube in front of a "Fire Greg Davis" sign and gets 1.2 million hits on Texas or gets a host of imitators?
This is the only reason I regret that I don’t have season tickets right now.
Somebody make me an offer, and I’ll buy them right now. Maybe not a shotgun, though… I’m thinking they’d be better (ab)used as a target in Cow Patty Bingo…
by Tex Long on Oct 4, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
My biggest fear is a Bobby Bowden phenomenon where our old coaches stay too long and suck the life out of our program. Have you noticed recently how often Mack name drops the true people in power, like Joe Jamail, during interviews? Fortunately, our recruiting moving forward has been excellent and there should be no shortage of playmakers. Truly sad that talent must be used to compensate for scheme.
by HangTenHorn on Oct 4, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
I agree with whoever said the talent level is low. Honestly, who on this team is a player that people rave about? We may not have anyone make the first two all conference teams.
To make it worse, we have a coaching staff that the game passed by 10 years ago. Fat and lazy, they don’t see or care about the offenses all over the country that are innovative, fast and effective. Incredibly, Mack is going to let McWhorter and Davis define his legacy.
by ransomstoddard on Oct 4, 2010 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
Fans alone? If you mean fans like you and me, you’re probably right.
But what about fans that pay that $5 million a year? No, not “you and me” fans – super-rich fans. But they do read, and they’re currently experiencing the same disconnect between the number of offense recruiting stars on the field and points on the board. Magnified by the size of the checks they write to subsidize the coaching salaries.
Honestly, as angry as you get watching the games, can you imagine the fury had you dropped a five-figure donation to help make it happen?
It takes a village to fire an (assistant) coach.
by Power to the People on Oct 4, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions
I felt like there was some kernel of a potential offense with Goodwin/Fozzyt coming in motion either over or unde the qb, with DJ in running back as a possible inside/out combination that would help deal with our lack of a running qb,
Color me blind… I was hoping (if not assuming) that getting DJ involved meant that we were going to go 4-wide with CoJo in the backfield and one of the 4-wides (often DJ) in motion on damned near every play – maybe even motion into set followed by more motion. I had a question in mind: Can CoJo catch? And that was answered in the affirmative, which opens up that particular set of plays even more… but obviously, too much to hope for.
WTF – if nothing else, let’s use the depth and speed and run four verticals every goddamned snap, until the DB’s are gassed, and then light ‘em up. It might not work, but we already know the four horizontals don’t work, either.
by Tex Long on Oct 4, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions
“Honestly, who on this team is a player that people rave about? We may not have anyone make the first two all conference teams. "
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On offense: none.
On defense: Randall, Acho Ocho Uno, Robinson, A. Williams, E. Jones
by RedmondLonghorn on Oct 4, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
That would work too. A little bit of Paul Johnson’s offense in using a WR instead of a wingback to come across the offense. You handoff/fake to the RB on every play, handoff/pitch to the motion man where appropriate, and build your route trees off the confusion from having two running options on every play. You can use Fozzy/CoJo/Newton/Monroe at RB, Fozzy/Goodwin/Monroe as the motion man.
It’s all academic, I suppose, since it will never happen.
by Bateshorn on Oct 4, 2010 1:22 PM CDT reply actions
Great write up. GD is a humorist’s best friend.
by 2 in 13 years on Oct 4, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
I am curious…after watching Oregon QB Darron Thomas (a 4 Star from Houston’s Aldine HS) dominate Stanford on Saturday, does anyone else here wistfully pine for his presence on the 2010 Texas Longhorns?
Did we recruit Darron Thomas at all? According to Rivals he only got offers from Oregon, LSU, Florida, Mizzou, Illinois, Northwestern and Okie State. If this impotent, dog-shit zone-read and short/horizontal passing game is all we are going to ever run, wouldn’t you rather recruit a QB that might fit that system (rather than castrate Gilbert and turn him into something that he is not)?
If we are going to be stuck with Greg Davis’ infatuation with Ride. Decide. Divide, it certainly would have been nice to have a mini-Dennis Dixon/Vince Young running the zone-read. Given our underutilized athleticism at the skills positions, at least this offense might have a chance with an athlete like Darron Thomas instead of continuing to nail a trapezoidal peg into a round hole. I know this is pointless to wonder about, but I was just curious about Thomas’ recruiting story and if this crossed anyone else’s mind.
I too, laughed outloud at the consecutive -2 loss rocket screens to Kirkendoll to open the game. But in reality, I was crying inside and died a little bit. It’s been a nice run, this looks like it is going to be a long season.
by Texcat on Oct 4, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, and for all the people who were raving about Barrett Matthews in spring and summer camps—-what were you drinking? He’s slow, confused, can’t/won’t block, and has horrible hands. Why is he on the team?
by ransomstoddard on Oct 4, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
As with so many others here, I watched the first three plays and realized that nothing had changed or would ever change.
After watching Stanford and Oregon and longing for EITHER of their offenses, I have shelved all expectations.
Vince and Colt gave us a great run, but it’s over. Gilbert could be a superb QB in another offense with other coaches, but he will never reach his potential here as things are.
THE EMPEROR NEVER HAD CLOTHES, but the masses (including me) failed to notice because they were too busy watching Vince, Colt, Quan, Jordan, and Jamaal.
Also, Mack’s willingness to be “TOUGH” on defense by making changes has continually fostered hope that he might do the same on offense. He keeps promising to—just like a wife-beater keeps promising to stop beating his wife, but can’t because he is what he is.
by LurkerintheDark on Oct 4, 2010 2:46 PM CDT reply actions
The utter inability of the UT WRs to even attempt to block was hilarious to me.
Was it also hilarious that the one and only block a WR did throw was penalized as “holding”? I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen that same basic block a hundred times (admittedly, not by Texas’ WRs) and never seen it flagged before.
by Tex Long on Oct 4, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
When we were watching the game, I told my buddy that GD was going to call a useless bubble AT LEAST once in Texas’ opening drive. Lo and behold, the incompetent fuckbag decided to call them TWICE, one after another! Hilarity, as they say, ensued. I think even the annoucers were kind of mystified by those calls and had a nice chuckle about it.
Honestly, folks, this shit ain’t going to change until Mack Brown’s seat gets so fucking hot the old coot has to fire someone, and I doubt if he’s gonna fire himself. And since the culprit has been our retarded offense, I’m guessing GD will go as soon as we get thrashed by Nebraska in Lincoln. If not then, then definitely after we lose a ridiculous game to A&M at the end of the year.
I knew it from the first game out (against Rice) that this offense was as good as R.O.A. Retarded On Arrival.
Nothing’s going to change for next game, or the game after that. We’ll win games where we have overwhelming talent to overcome GD’s insipid playcalling, and lose games where the talent level is on par with ours.
On the plus side, I had OU to win the RRR and made a nice chunk of change. Thanks, GD!
by yojimbox on Oct 4, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, there are ALOT of people who made money betting against GD this past weekend. Or, rather, betting on his idiocy.
by ransomstoddard on Oct 4, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
“I’m guessing GD will go as soon as we get thrashed by Nebraska in Lincoln.”
You think Mack’s going to fire Greg Davis in midseason?
by nordberg on Oct 4, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
guys, we’re stuck with GD until Mack leaves. Deal. I would even be surprised to see him shitcan Mcwhorter.
by ballrific on Oct 4, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
We’re not stuck with Davis until Brown leaves, boys, don’t fret. Wait until we get shellacked in Lincoln then lose to the Aggies (we’ll probably fumble and fuck-tard our way through the rest of the schedule, though OK Lite may prove a tad difficult), then wind up in the Pink Underwear Bowl at the end of the year.
by yojimbox on Oct 4, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
Mack will not fire Greg Davis. So, get that cheery thought out of your heads. Either Greg stays, or Mack leaves. It’s as simple as that.
by BrickHorn on Oct 4, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
Any thoughts on how this affects recruiting? I can only guess a few of our commits will “open things up” after watching the Sideways & Backwards offense.
by CA_longhorn on Oct 4, 2010 3:56 PM CDT reply actions
“Any thoughts on how this affects recruiting?”
It already has…for years now. Not that we’re playing with a bunch of scrubs, but it’s obvious that we don’t have many elite players on the offensive side of the roster.
by Levander Williams on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions
Well, I think it’s clear that we need athletes who primarily run sideways and backwards.
This is a problem for virtually all our current athletes on the O-side of the ball. Their pelvises have been designed in such a way as to promote forward running at the dramatic expense of backward running. Sideways running isn’t possible at all.
One idea would be to start with conventional athlete embryos and then splice in DNA from either
(a) crabs
(b) MC Hammer
or both. You know, like the way scientists spliced in frog DNA with dinosaur DNA to create new dinosaurs for Jurassic Park.
I can really see no other way to obtain athletes suited well for this unique offensive scheme.
by Louis L'am Jones on Oct 4, 2010 4:22 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks to all of you for your responses. Sorry if I don’t respond to each of you individually.
texoz -
That’s a correct number for WRs and TEs short of the sticks. The TE check-down number is more around 8-10.
Meursault -
We ran a ton of bootleg with Barrett in the Spring. Matthews looked great on it. We haven’t run it once this year.
mib -
You’ve been on point with your criticisms too. Hard to imagine what Mack Brown sees when he’s evaluating our game films on offense.
TexasFootball -
Always great to hear from you and I fear you’re right. QBs with wheels solve a lot of woes, but Davis has always resented that ability in a QB because it degrades his conceptual offense. Now we have a roster of guys that aren’t true running threats and a bleak outlook.
fear the cow -
Our staff is much more insulated from criticism than most of us imagine. They’re surrounded by yes-men and professional spinners and accredited media depends on Belmont access for their livelihoods. The few guys that are “critics” – Bohls, Justice etc are horrendous at their jobs and mail it on a weekly basis.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 4, 2010 5:06 PM CDT reply actions
jinx -
I have zero interest in rehashing Simms-Applewhite stuff and I know that’s not your intention, but right now Garrett Gilbert dreams of being effective as Chris Simms at QB. Chris Simms would have lit the last five defenses we’ve played up. Assuming his receivers were allowed to run routes more than three yards from the LOS.
hopefulhorn -
Agreed. In a future life, I hope to be reincarnated as a Texans TE, because between a running game and Andre Johnson and Schaub’s accuracy, it’s candy from a baby to have 6 catches for 75 yards and a TD in every game. The Texans have really committed to an integrated offensive philosophy and it shows in all they do. That’s a polished offense.
derryl -
Of course we’re lacking talent. But talent isn’t just “is.” It’s developed. And in Year 12 of Greg Davis’ reign as an OC, he has exactly the players he wants. He has had the pick of the litter. In a number of positions, we’ve made terrible recruiting calls, but we’re also doing very little to develop or coach the guys we have in any coherent way.
Saltshaker -
I think we lose 3-5 games this year. If the bottom really falls out beyond that, it will get ugly fast.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 4, 2010 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
How much does a plane with a “Fire Greg Davis” banner cost? I would be willing to chip in on that.
by fear_the_cow on Oct 4, 2010 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
Scipio -
I find it ironic that MB and GD fret over defenses knowing what we’ll do when DJ is in the game, yet they continue to play into defenses hands with the TE plays on 3rd and long (or short). And to top it off, we still get explosives when DJ is in the game. Not saying DJ’s the answer, just can’t understand the logic they’re trying to pitch.
by BP on Oct 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT reply actions
Or hire a blimp to dive-bomb the press box?
by Bobby_Batronic on Oct 4, 2010 6:01 PM CDT reply actions
While I would agree that a coherent offensive system is important you can get by with a buffet of divergent sets/plays etc. Look at Boise State – they have no system, it’s a grab bag of stuff designed to exploit the holes in the particular defense they’re facing and adjusted on the fly during the game dependent on what the D is doing. Mix in a lot of motion, some unbalanced sets and create matchup advantages.
Our freaking abomination is the worst of all scenarios – screens dependent on WR’s that cant/wont block, zone-“read” looks without a QB run threat, gunshy pocket passer , phantom power running game, etc. We’re predictable, dont set up plays, and dont put our personnel in situations that give them a chance to succeed. Good God, a stop route to Greg Smith???!!!
To top it all off our personnel is a coddled bunch of underachievers.
by GM Platter on Oct 4, 2010 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
It had to have been clear in spring ball that this was coming. How could our staff not see this? They are supposed to be amoung the best in the profession and should have then addressed it in August practice. Then they had two gimmee games to get things ready for main season. they chose not to use those games effectively. Total staff fail from spring thorugh now.
Aggy has an impact frehsman TE we passed on. Failure there as well. Dismissing JUCO ranks as a source of talent is killing us.
by fear_the_cow on Oct 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
I too am on board the MC Hammer/Crab DNA infusion dream wagon. Giving Greg Davis normal athletes is like giving Rich Rod Ryan Mallett for a QB, shit just don’t work.
by NY Horn on Oct 4, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
BUTCH’S POV
We’re in the living room of a modest two bedroom house in Austin, Texas, in the year 2017. BUTCH’S MOTHER, 55ish, stands in the doorway leading into the living room. Next to
her is a man dressed in a faded "Big XII South Runner-Up" t-shirt, jean shorts and Crocs. The CAMERA is the perspective of a five-year old boy.
MOTHER
Butch, stop watching TV a second. We got a special visitor. Now do you remember when I told you your daddy retired in disgrace?
BUTCH (O.S.)
Uh-huh.
MOTHER
Well this here is Captain Cheese. He fought in Internet battles for Daddy.
CAPT. CHEESE steps inside the room toward the little boy and bends down on one knee to bring him even with the boy’s eyeline. When Cheese speaks, he speaks with a slight Texas accent.
CAPT. CHEESE
Hello, little man. Boy I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy’s. We were in that Orangebloods pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, your daddy would be talkin’ right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out is I’m talkin’ to you, Butch. I got somethin’ for ya.
The Captain pulls a gold BROYLES AWARD out of his pocket.
CAPT. CHEESE
This award I got here was won by your daddy. He won it back in the year two thousand and five, for telling the greatest athlete in the whole history of college football to keep running the same offense he ran in high school.
This award. This award was on your Daddy’s desk when he got his pants pulled down by every defense he faced in the season of two thousand and ten. He was roasted on the Internet – every humorist with a blog and a pay-per-click model was making him out to be a card-carrying buffoon, and the widespread use of TiVO wasn’t helping one bit – I can tell you that.
You gotta understand, little man, college football was a funny place back in two thousand and ten. People who got trophies they didn’t deserve were having to give them back. Now he knew if Reggie Bush had to give back a trophy for getting paid more than he should have, HIS trophy might get confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that trophy was your birthright. And he’d be damned if those filthy haters were gonna put their greasy hands on his boy’s birthright.
So he hid it in the one place that a man incapable of deception knew he could hide somethin’. His ass. Five long years, he had this trophy shoved up his ass. Then, the day Mack finally retired, it got knocked out when Will Muschamp’s foot went up in there. I was in my usual spot under his desk so I grabbed the trophy and stuck it up my ass. I trolled forums for two more years with this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass until people finally got tired of saying mean things about your Daddy’s offense. Finally, after seventeen years of posting, I could lay my burden down. And now, little man, I give the trophy to you.
Capt. Cheese hands the watch to Butch. A little hand comes into FRAME to accept it.
CUT TO:
Present Day. BUTCH DAVIS (ha!) awakes from a dream and instantly calls a BUBBLE SCREEN. It loses two yards.
by nobis60 on Oct 4, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Here’s an idea for 3rd and long – have no check down, run four WRs at varying route depths all past the sticks, or four verticals, and see if you can make an actual football play. Or make the check down a guy who might create a miracle in space. Not a 5.0 40 guy who falls at first contact.
This. I don’t blame the checkdown mentality on Gilbert but someone needs to tell him not to check down on third and ten or less. If we can’t complete a pass for a first down, punt the goddamn ball. And design some plays that get people open. If A&M can do it (and they do it all the time), surely we can. And why Greg Smith is even on the field on third and long is beyond me.
by Blueshorn on Oct 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Levander – “I know it may sound silly, but there’s a part of me that wonders whether the first drive was called to send a message to the critics – screw you, I’m the coach and I will not accept criticism or dissent. We know that no one with media credentials will have the balls to ask Mack about it.”
No part of you should wonder that, because such a message would be a sign of awareness of a larger world around Mack and Greg. Honestly, I think they’re in a blissful bubble of unawareness. Nothing like chewing the fat over stats to make one feel better.
by BEHorn on Oct 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
BEHorn, that would make someone a great message board signature: “Mack and Greg – a blissful bubble of unawareness.”
by Blueshorn on Oct 4, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
nobis60, what parlin said. Take a bow.
by magnusbleuveigner on Oct 4, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
It was actually fun watching it, because of the insanity and the knowledge that Davis will be gone after this year.Enjoy the madness as Baylor and ATM and evryone gets their licks in. Soon it will be over and Davis will be gone. Muschamp will power play it, if nobody else does. But it will all be over- pray for losses and big, nasty ones. Davis will be done after this year- trust me. We want to go 4-7 this year. So laugh and don’t get too worked up as we really suck this year on O and you can’t do nothing about it. But we have great players who will play well under the right system.
As far at offense looked on Saturday —-It reminded me of C level intramurals.
by Orange River on Oct 4, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
nobis60 -
We’re not worthy. That really made me laugh. I just read part of it aloud in Christopher Walken’s voice.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 4, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
Cheers gents – glad I could offer a bit of repayment for the rich entertainment I’ve enjoyed on this site. That’s what happens when you spend half your Saturday drunk at the Cotton Bowl screaming “Davis can shove that Broyles Award up his ass!” and part of your Monday sparring with The Cheester on Orangebloods. I’m way behind on my TPS reports, but it felt oddly worth it.
by nobis60 on Oct 4, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
geezus nobis, i didn’t think you had it in you. greatness.
by dick on Oct 4, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
Should nickname people who follow this blog “the minions” in honor of Señor Queso.
by NY Horn on Oct 4, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
cheeseman fought the good fight today on OBs. If nothing else, it will get amusing watching him try and defend GD as our season unravels.
by fear_the_cow on Oct 4, 2010 11:41 PM CDT reply actions
Just read a thread on 24/7 where echeese blamed our offensive woes on Muschamp (and Mack). I am not shitting you.
by Blueshorn on Oct 4, 2010 11:49 PM CDT reply actions
I actually feel sorry for cheese. Imagine being the Joker in a Gotham City with 5,000 Batmen. Compelled by your nature to attack your rivals but constantly outnumbered, getting your ass kicked every day, your best weapons are only capable of producing laughter, you’re on the wrong side to begin with and every time you show your face you look ridiculous.
by nobis60 on Oct 5, 2010 5:26 AM CDT reply actions
I read echeese say that the biggest problem with our offense right now is the lack of a TE.
That’s like saying the Titanic sunk because of that one fat guy.
by nordberg on Oct 5, 2010 8:28 AM CDT reply actions
Nobis:
That was outstanding. Hat tip in your direction.
by RedmondLonghorn on Oct 5, 2010 8:34 AM CDT reply actions
Spot on.
Unfortunately the Mack & Tortoise Alliance will hear the cries of outrage, agree with them, and then proceed to focus on the fringe irrational explanations ( purely execution, mental errors, needing to be more “consistent”) while ignoring the objective majority that sees the ineptitude of the scheme, play-calling, and confidence of their players.
By agreeing with the criticism but only seeing what he wants to see, Mack can remain loyal to his philosophy (read codependent mediocrity) and not appear complacent in his own self concept. This unfortunately yields a potentially long and frustrating season culminating in San Diego IF we’re lucky.
by Matt on Oct 5, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions
Damn nobis that was so fucking brilliant. Sorry, I could not resist giving your striking written narrative a visual counterpart.

by ACE on Oct 5, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t follow that but I will re-direct…..
For a practical example of the contrast between what a savvy offensive mind sees on the field vs. Greg Davis, see Tom Brady’s faux clock play spike—>endzone shot in last night’s 1st half vs the Dolphins. Its a fairly low-level ‘ah hah’ play from a creativity standpoint and has been done before, but it illustrates a relevant point regarding situational awareness and game IQ.
Part of opportunism is using your opponent’s perception of you to your advantage. Of course, that only works if you know your own perception. Re: Brady, the ball spike is the correct, smart money football play there-nothing out of the ordinary. But Brady and perhaps the Pats O-Cordinator (not sure he was invovled) realizing this, the routine becomes the opportunity for savvy. There were at least 3 redzone opportunities against OU (let alone a number from the rest of Greg Davis’ tenure that would approach 6.02 × 10^23) where a turnover or big play set up unexpectedly good field position and momentum- a perfect opportunity to use the perception of a guarunteed quick running play (we use it literally every time) to use play-action and slip a tight end behind the D for a quick endzone strike on 1st down. Instead, our idea of “savvy” is to run up to the line like a Baptist sneaking into church and run a shit-for-brains iso for a gain of 2 yards. Ughhh. 1st down: gone. Momentum: mostly gone. Opportunity to change the game and future scoring opportunities predicated on diversion from our predictability: gone. Impending field goal on the horizon. Maybe we’ll run Cody up the butt of Huey 4 straight times and net 1 yard. Oh well. We just need to be more consistent.
by drcampies on Oct 5, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
I think it’s time to blow it all up, fire mack and the rest of his merry men, hire a football guy like Coach Red Beaulieu, get some good H2O and play sum good fooosball!!! Sometimes you just have to say, we aint very good!!
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