Headline: Greg Davis to Remain FOREVER

Great post. Funny as shit.

Answer your phone, asshole.

Is there a chance Greg might quit if he were offered a Barking Carnival tote bag in return for his exit?

Your name doesn’t come up on caller ID for some reason on my phone, so I assume it is someone I owe money to. And if that text containing the colloquialism ‘bro’ was from you, you have been hanging with magnusbleuveigner the boo too often.

There is a chance that a verifiable and not mythic tote bag would be offered.

I only use bro-montana.

No bro-steen or bro-seph?

That’s a funny post, dickhead.

I was standing next to Buckman and Klotz one night while they were being assaulted by a gaggle of 5’s. I just laughed at them, and Buckman gave me a “please come cock block” look.

I don’t think anybody with half a brain thinks Greg’s a goner under Mack. Thus a lot of our fans think there’s a chance.

Good to see you back on the blog. Can you find doperbo, Chooky and Jimmy Hoffa?

DB#2 and I had the following exchange afterward:

DB#2: Did you see that asshole? Thanks for the help [sarcasm].
TG: Do you mean grabbing his shoulder and saying, “Lay off you cock blocking douchebag.” wasn’t subtle enough?
DB#@: [giggles knowingly]

You don’t mix business with family unless you’re Tony Soprano. And even then you end up offing your cousin and getting your brother-in-law killed. I’m also positive that Greg Davis called for a horizontal pass as they started playing the song for the first dance.

Like I’ve been saying, no way Mack Brown gets rid of Greg Davis unless there is abso-fucking-lutely no choice, and that’ll only happen when Mack Brown’s own ass is under threat of being canned. Trust me, “family” or not, he’s not going to fire himself before he lets go of Davis.

GD’s death or permanent disability is the program’s only hope. No joke

I know people who know people. Let’s make this happen grassroots style.

Is it a Tennessee thing? This family crap?

I still want to make Chooky’s brisket…as soon as I get a smoker. I think that post hooked me on the BC…

A more immature man would make a gay joke there uthookem.

I really can’t believe it’s the year 2010 and we’re still talking about this. This… ALL OF THIS… could have been written in the year 2000 and none of the previous replies would be any different.

It’s like that scene in the 1995 indie movie “Independence Day”, where the guy that was tracking the nuke said “negative… the target still remains!!”.

Thank you, VY. Thank you, Colt.

I’m done here.

ID4 got hosed at Cannes, IMO.

You might as well expect Mack to fire Sally.

He’s been divorced before, no? There’s still hope.

There is no possible way that Greg Davis leaves the employ of the University of Texas before Mack Brown.

I don’t care if he “leaves the employ” or not, as long as he is no longer OC.

Let him stay, let him have whatever title he and MacBrown can think up. Give him whatever salary is needed: it can be funded by GD bobblehead and “I saved Texas Football” bumper sticker sales. I’ll place my order today.

Hell, let him into meetings and practices and let him draw up plans if he wants… as long as he has no authority, I’ll be a happy camper, and so will you.

Promote him to AD.

Tell us more of this narrow-minded babble, and especially how it might prove an infundibular to said cooze.

A good friend of mine went to grad school with someone very close to Mack* way back in the Simms era. He asked why Mack didn’t just get rid of Davis. The response falls squarely in line with what every other source says: “no way,” “not gonna happen,” “never in a million years,” “he’d rather be boiled alive in a vat of Bob Stoops’ neck-fat.”

A lot of things can change in 10 years. Unfortunately, Mack Brown’s undying devotion to Greg Davis is apparently timeless.

*Yes, I can be more specific. No, I’m not going to be.

The only way I see is if the collective outrage is so loud and unanimous, that GD does so out of shame. He would hopefully do so out of honor, knowing Mack would not but that it is the right thing. If every newspaper, message board, call in show, and journalist was persistent; eventually it could happen. So don’t give up. Public pressure has caused many a man to step down.

Banners flying over stadiums, booing at horizontal passing and checkdowns, needs to continue. I saw there are anti GD stickers as well. It won’t happen this year, but if the offensive failures continue through next year there may be enough collective outcry to make it happen.

Mack Brown treats Greg Davis like women, man!

This is Mack’s weakness as a coach. I believe if enough pressure is brought to bear on this issue then Mack could re-assign Davis or he might retire quitely and take the pressure off of Mack. Either way, Mack is making the UT program suffer by keeping this guy as OC. He is just over his head and needs to go.