The Tao Of Les Miles by THujone
by Scipio Tex on Oct 13, 2010 11:32 PM CDT
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PrintOur MS Painting friend at ShaggyBevo has outdone himself.
This particular plot line is sublime and should be made into a short film with Ashton Kutcher.
If you're not a word picture kind of guy or gal, the storyboard clearly narrates Miles' prescient creation of the Tennessee extra man penalty after flying on his octopus tentacled unicorn (not pegasus! the beast is not wing-ed! NERRRRRRD) clutching a Roman short sword when he receives a revelation on his core ball through his anus that tells him to release a gorgeous butterfly in The Orient whose flapping wings then initiate a typhoon which throws off course a Chinese merchant ship loaded with tiger balm forcing the wily Red Chy-nee to substitute pepper spray which is later applied to a Tennessee player's genitals in the closing moments of the sure Volunteer win in Baton Rouge forcing said player to sprint on the field (perhaps chased by a compatriot with a cooling towel) thus causing the now infamous 13 man penalty and further confirming that Les Miles is no longer in possession of his own soul as it is kept by Mephistopheles on a loan-lease program in a lava lamp in Dalhart.
Phew.
All praise THujone.
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Man, that’s fantastic. Will send to LSUFreek ASAP.
by Drew Dunlevie on Oct 13, 2010 11:39 PM CDT reply actions
The similarities between Les and Sloth from Goonies was an awesome touch.
Hist tweet, and especially his twitter pic, were outstanding as well
by dick on Oct 13, 2010 11:41 PM CDT reply actions
dick -
It is my belief that all men who excel in visual media are, at their core, brothers. I will work tirelessly to heal their rift, if indeed it exists.
I have a mediation bean bag chair and some Enya.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 14, 2010 12:02 AM CDT reply actions
I still contend that Les knows exactly what he is doing and is just messing with the rest of us.
by floridianhorn on Oct 14, 2010 12:29 AM CDT reply actions
I have a mediation bean bag chair and some Enya.
Mandatory furnishings in the Bay Area?
by Triston27 on Oct 14, 2010 12:35 AM CDT reply actions
The modernist, THujone, has continually supplied interweebs with the freshest storyboards. My favorite has to be this year’s A Visual History of Oklahoma (sucks).
Man, this sh*t is viral.
by TXStampede on Oct 14, 2010 3:56 AM CDT reply actions
TXStampede:
That one is hilarious (the Switzer is eerily accurate, and the Charles Thompson incident is terrific), but his best one to date is still his experience at the Rose Bowl.
He proceeds to draw a picture of a guy dressed as a pimp in UT colors. As you can see in the title, the actual guy he’s drawing shows up on the Shag and starts contributing to the story.
by NateHeupel on Oct 14, 2010 8:28 AM CDT reply actions
“dick -
It is my belief that all men who excel in visual media are, at their core, brothers."
Scip, I believe the exact opposite. Actually, I think there are some very loyal followers of each and the rift really lies in between them and not the actual artists themselves. Kinda like the followers of DD and GK, except DD really does hate GK.
by dick on Oct 14, 2010 10:15 AM CDT reply actions
after flying on his octopus tentacled unicorn
Somehow, I read that as “after flying on his octopus testicled unicorn” and just kept going.
Been in Austin too long, I guess.
by spider on Oct 14, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
I love and respect LSU Freak’s work. I love and respect LSU Freak. We are only enemies of high brow humor.
by Thujone on Oct 14, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, oh oh and the animal Les is flying upon is the rarely seen “Unicornopus.”
by Thujone on Oct 14, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
Beautifully captivating and sufficiently twisted. Bravo good sir.
by ACE on Oct 14, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Les Miles needs one of those Flava Flav clock necklaces.
by Vasherized on Oct 14, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
The non-feud between Thujone and Lsu Freek is how Biggy and 2Pac died.
Let’s squash this shit, dawg.
West Coast!
by Scipio Tex on Oct 14, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
I’m not sure if this is true or not but i heard that Scipio Tex and Thujone were brothers. I love them both equally as if they were my father and nothing anyone says will take that away from me. (no homo (ok maybe a little))
by iamthepush on Oct 14, 2010 4:21 PM CDT reply actions
All men are my brothers. So in that sense, it is true.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 14, 2010 5:00 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve heard directly from LSUFreek. Crisis averted.
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