Diversifying The Spread-Run Offense: The Midline Option Is Back

Whasthamatta Pac Maaan? You too gootforme Pac Maaan? Fhuuuck youuuu Pac Maaaan!!

I loved Maria Conchita Alonso- – -Much more than Benson.

Is it me, or does it seem like the way to beat this is with a quicker tackle like Okafor or Acho than the bigger guys? Obviously you have Randall out there, but one of our quicker DT’s should be in pursuit, if left unblocked.

Assignment football.

Where’s Obi-Wan?

He’s our only hope.

Is that S at the top Gideon?

OC I worked with at high school level said “If they line up at 3tech, we’ll run veer. If they line up at 1tech, we’ll run midline.” Well, they lined up at 3 and played to 1.

We went 0-10.

Lesson? Greg Davis is an idiot.

I am confident Gred Davis will have this in our playbook in 2011, after every defensive coordinator has figured out a way to overcome it. Utmost confidence.

Lt. Gov Benson Dubois -> Blanche Dubois -> Blanche from Golden Girls, and then came Maude.

I have discovered that 4 degrees of Bea Arthur can be done with most of the posts on this site.

Whoever – that “S” better stand for spy, as in Machete. We’ll need him bringing the “controlled” lumber to T-Magic all day.

<emFrankly, Nebraskans struggle to discern the tangible difference between Robert Guillame and H. Rap Brown

The sit-lie law was written with you in mind.

We should stack the box irrespective of their offensive scheme.

WeAreVince -
 
Irrespective of your comment, we may or may not.
 
parlin -
 
That made me laugh out loud. I had no idea this was being covered nationally.
 
Arriviste -
 
If you can work Kevin Bacon in, or actual bacon, I’d be impressed.
 
Chigurh -
 
I followed that perfectly, friend-o.
 
magnus -
 
Nicely done. You channeled her well. I like that they had a South America beauty queen playing a chola.

We should have M.C. Alonso install a new wrinkle to our sideways and backwards offense whereby you are killed if you are tackled behind the line of scrimmage. Call it the Running Man.

Whitman, Price, Haddad!!

chigurh-
no wonder you went 0-10 lol

and your children and spouse will respect you more.

Well, they certainly couldn’t respect me less.

And in Colorado’s option game under Bill McCartney, the word Blood** was often capitalized.

Well, it was always such a relief when Kristy got her period.

Relief that was short-lived once she met Sal.

spider -
 
You won internet today. I will send you a pewter mug.

You had me at “trained tethered gerbil.” Those were the days…

Glad somebody got that.

I will put said lead-alloy tankard to good use, sir.

The McRib was actually created in a meat lab at UNL. True story.

“In 1972 Professor Roger Mandingo of the University of Nebraska received a grant from the National Pork Producers Council to work on a process to create restructured meats. He developed a technology to bind small pieces of meat together in different shapes using salt and mechanical action. The results of his work can be seen today in such items as dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets and the famous McRib” Sandwich. Next time you bite into that juicy restructured meat patty, be sure to thank Professor Mandingo."

Who developed the gerbil technology, that’s what I want to know. How do you stumble upon that one? I guess it takes a perverted mind to start with, and then some intense curiosity or happenstance???

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