Ladies And Gentlemen, Our New Football Coach
by Scipio Tex on Oct 15, 2010 12:42 AM CDT
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PrintBe careful what you wish for when you say you're tired of Mack Brown.
I hope that camera has a rain shield.
Let me hit the salient points:
Three main killers? Blue, red, yellow. I will never view a Mexican sun dress the same way again.
A very muthcular man wath trying to move a big boxthhhh...hith pectoralth gleaming in the thun as he flexthed his impothing muthculature.
That man?
Regith Philbin.
Promitheth - they're like thnowballs...
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Nebraska’s made a promise, they’re leaving the…(take the 8…. add the 4… carry the 1…) Big 12.
by Triston27 on Oct 15, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions
Maybe Lecter could convince him to swallow his tongue like Multiple Miggs.
by That's what she on Oct 15, 2010 1:52 AM CDT reply actions
good lord.
i like this gem:
“promitheth are like thnowballth- they are eathy to make but hard to keep”
by PVogel on Oct 15, 2010 3:56 AM CDT reply actions
damn. just re-read that you beat me to the snowballth. its late.
and the foghorn leghorn rant video following the sylvester one delayed my sleep for another 9 mins
by PVogel on Oct 15, 2010 3:59 AM CDT reply actions
I just could not finish that. My sense of self esteem can only take a few molecules of that shit.
by NBMisha on Oct 15, 2010 7:46 AM CDT reply actions
His diction reminds me of that of Stevie from “Eastbound & Down”
by Arriviste on Oct 15, 2010 8:00 AM CDT reply actions
“I just could not finish that.”
I can’t even start it. The image is enough for me.
by nordberg on Oct 15, 2010 9:01 AM CDT reply actions
Sadly, this beats “survive the surge” or “take what the defense gives you.”
by Joetx on Oct 15, 2010 10:47 AM CDT reply actions
I’ve always wanted to do this. Scip, thank you for the golden opportunity.
by ACE on Oct 15, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions
Just about to leave for the airport headed for Lincoln. This was just what the doctor ordered…Dr. Lou that is!
by HornbyMarriage on Oct 15, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Ace – you are the man.
And we now have a hilarious new lead image.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 15, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
ACE is highly underutilized around here. We should give him the Trips Right deal … lock him up for life in exchange for seasonal Costco gift cards, offmarket UTEP coaches polos, and free weekends at the La Quinta Juarez, para la victoria!
by Vasherized on Oct 15, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
V,
This explains quite succintly why on the way to the tailgates we always have to stop at Costco for beer and why the ‘EP’ is crossed out on all of his “Texas” clothing.
And also why when I ask, “How long til the hotel,” his answer is always a disheartening “10 hours.”
by magnusbleuveigner on Oct 15, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
Joetx said: Sadly, this beats "survive the surge" or "take what the defense gives you."
Sadlier, I was thinking the same thing, having just commented on a thread on h***fans about potential punt returners and noted something that seems to apply here as well, namely “how much worse can it get?”
I’m hoping that at least Coach Boom will see his way clear to be elbowing his way in… and if he’s standing on the sideline pantsless, fuck what Mack says, call a time out, even in the first two minutes of the frigging game, and get your pants back on.
by Tex Long on Oct 15, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
ACE has been courted for years. We can’t afford him.
by Sailor Ripley on Oct 15, 2010 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
Have Sailor throw in a lunch for two at OG (unlimited salad and breadsticks please), a lifetime subscription to Easyriders and a case of Campbells Chunky Sirloin Burger and we’ll talk.
by ACE on Oct 15, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
Heart,….they played with gobbbs of heart. Yes Nebraska dropped passes,….ouch. But our
gents in Burnt Orange really overwhelmed al fin.
Those Huskers wanted beyond badly to hammer us,……..and we simply were unwilling to succomb. I believe Colt had a moment with all pertinent parties pre-game. They were simply too focused, peaved, pissed, ornery, Texas-esque. We saved face on a phat scale today. Gilbert has not yet “come of age”,….but,….path acquired.
Just really proud of Texas,….all
by UTBlood4Life on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
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