Pelini: Maybe WE’LL Lose by 21
by Vasherized on Oct 15, 2010 11:23 AM CDT
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PrintIn yet another regrettable gumsmacking burst of intensely phrased Englishy words, Bo Pelini beat reporters to the punch yesterday with their tireless headgames:
Yeah, I said it smack smack Maybe WE'LL lose by 21 smack smack smack Shock the World, Roll Left smack smack Brett Favre's dong at a Tea Party orgy whoopdeesmackfuckingdoo and all that shit.
Next question, James Brown.
Coach, usually those kind of motivational tactics are used by the underdog. Are you sure that's not the gum talking?
And what does this have to do with Brett Favre's penis?
(spits gum in reporter's face)
What gum? I don't chew gum. Listen, I know what the Texas offense is capable of. They're sandbagging and all of you schmucks are buying into it. In fact, I'll be surprised if we're not down 14-0 by the end of the first quarter. DOUBLE In fact -- I'd trade Martinez for Gilbert right now. Yeah, I said it now go type it up on your smartyphones.
With all due respect, coach, Tom Osborne never would have said that.
Tom who? Listen storkfucks, we have one victory in the last nine games against Texas. ONE, gentleman. Now you tell ME why we're favored by 10.
The game is in Lincoln, nobody can stop your quarterback and they can't score?
9 +1 = 10?
Greg Davis watches Yo Gabba Gabba at halftime?
Texas make Virginia Tech look smart?
I'm done here. You heard it here first, rosey cheeks: Get used to 5-1. Hey, who's got some fucking gum?
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Maybe he's right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWLuCfPnc4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwsT9YMLcDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aCReVay-o&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33y0dd0XDgw&feature=related
This is turning into a nice visual mudhole collage, no?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlUFPkehufo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pm0y9Pol04&feature=related
Just sayin' ...
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Holy crap, if that was written in the voice and demeanor that I’m reading it in, that was the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
by unsub1 on Oct 15, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions
My favorite part is when Ron Franklin says, “Well let’s count it off, 20, 15, 10, 5…86 yards!”
by JungleHeat on Oct 15, 2010 11:42 AM CDT reply actions
The judicious use of gum chewing throughout your post, underlies just how funny this shit was. I could almost hear Pelini talking…good stuff.
by Mister Mike on Oct 15, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
The Charles and Roy highlights make me pine for the days we had gamebreaking skill positions players that knew the playbook…
by Blake B on Oct 15, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
As wikipedia points out, “water fluoridation is the controlled addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay.” In looking at Pelini and thinking about the Stoops brothers, I am really starting to wonder if they practice water steroidation in the public water supply of Youngstown. Though I guess that would mean Mangini never drank water growing up?
by moar chance mock plz on Oct 15, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
oh, and in looking at the clips of roy, it’s interesting what vertical passing crossing routes, and throwing receivers who are in stride can do for your offense.
by moar chance mock plz on Oct 15, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
Bo Pelini = objective voice of reason
Great post – I laughed then I cried
by John Carson on Oct 15, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions
Well done, John. This had me rolling at times.
http://betteroffred.fantake.com/2010/10/15/prediction-time/
Mack and Sally reading to the toddlers got me.
by Sailor Ripley on Oct 15, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
I hate to say that this was very awesome. Nice work.
by Farmer Ted on Oct 15, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions
I’d have to take offense if I weren’t laughing so hard.
Nice work.
by LouisvilleHusker on Oct 15, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
Excellent. Can we use this same premise for a Mack Brown interview when Texas is favored to win by 10 in Manhattan?
by hongabear on Oct 15, 2010 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
Good stuff. When I watch and listen to tools like Pelini, I remember how grateful I am that Mack is our coach—Greg Davis and all.
by ransomstoddard on Oct 15, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
Bo has agreed to do a podcast with us next week to explain the loss.
by Vasherized on Oct 15, 2010 1:46 PM CDT reply actions
Roy had a lot of juke back then. He showed a little of that on his long touchdown against the Texans a few weeks ago.
by Nero on Oct 15, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions
What is it about brothers from Ohio? They make great football coaches and huge jerks.
by Whoever on Oct 15, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
Might be the reason ESPN has shifted usual B12 announcer Franklin to Iowa-Michigan, unfathomably sticking UT-NE with Matt Millen instead. Rumor is that Nebraska pressured ESPN to keep Franklin away from the game in Lincoln. The Cornholers’ petty crybaby reputation grows…
by "Waaaah, he lives in Austin! Waaaah!" on Oct 15, 2010 3:33 PM CDT reply actions
For the masochists … Jamaal Charles highlights from 2005 (freshman year). Dude could create shit out of nothing but notice the blocking? Watch Justin Blalock at the 2:24 mark 20 yards downfield still AHEAD of Jamaal. FUCK this is painful.
by Vasherized on Oct 15, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions
I think it’s funny that Bo is still wearing his LSU gear.
by Sailor Ripley on Oct 15, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Bye in large. I Think most of you fellas should Blow ME.
by action on Oct 16, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
storkfuck…Use this power wisely vasherized.
by Nickel Rover on Oct 17, 2010 3:26 AM CDT reply actions
Trips called before the game and declared, “I have never been so sure of anything in my life as a Texas victory today”
He speaks in absolutes, absolutely.
by Vasherized on Oct 17, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That’s all there really is to say. Other than “Don’t let the door hit your collective ass on the way out, Bugeaters!”
by Jackie Treehorn on Oct 17, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions
Watching the video of Charles highlight two things stand out to me. The level of talent on offense on that 2005 was sick.
Second, did any one ever notice the peel back block by the receiver on the OU defensive back by the Texas receiver. I never really noticed and oh how would I love to see that again.
by Davey O'Brien on Oct 17, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
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