BC Tailgate #2: The Cyclone Invasion!

Dare I ask? Is it kid friendly? They’ve been to Texas/Ou so they are unfazed by drunken losers if it matters.

I get off work at 5 am saturday morning, you fools gonna be out that early?

I’ll be there late, meaning after the game, 11am is still difficult for this 35 year old(I think I’m 21 still) and a night out with Gorillaz will be tough.

Instead of the days of going to shows with gaggles of young girls I’ll be escorted by 2 married couples. At least it will cut down on the percentages of ended up in jail, A-ha fun.!!!

Vash—

Do you know where Gorillaz plays this Friday? I’m too lazy to look it up now. See ya afterwards, although now that I think of it my parking lot is right by y’all’s. May walk by and steal a beer while headed in…….or three

Assum

I’ll try to stop by early, got to roll by a few other tailgates afterward.

I got my tickets for Gorillaz off of Orangebloods of all places tonight. Supposedly ex-military guys, should I use caution upon receiving them on campus?

Ex-military guys going to Gorillaz?

Wildcatter,

Gorillaz are playing at the Erwin Center. Worst live music venue on the planet. We’ll he setting up Friday night around 6:30.

MIA,

No.

Barton,

Definitely. No child shall be harmed in mrs V’s presence. 6th sense, imo.

What time do y’all generally get rolling then? I’ll bring a case of the national beer of Texas.

“BC Grade: C++”

Ha.

Ha.

I had considered paying a homeless guy to attend using my name.

You wrote this post to make the C++ joke.

Here’s why I didn’t show up to the first one:

whoopspat: "Hi, I go by “whoopspat”!"
Vasherized: “…”
billfromlaketravis: “Bill doesn’t make the same mistake 3 times, thank you Tipsy. Very interesting stuff. Brewer over Knight draws my attention. Knight loves Texas, in state kid, family connections to Texas. Brewer also likes Texas, out of state kid but from the suddenly fertile Arizona recruiting grounds, sister swims at Texas. What is a coaching staff to do? Probably eat Sally’s cookies and make excuses. Given the current state of our pro style offense disaster, I say offer the better runner. Not a scrambler, not a kid with some elusiveness, a kid that can flat out burn and run the zone read. Does Knight or Brewer have the speed to run the zone read? Knight allegedly runs in the 4.6s. I hope Gray is an early commitment. As happy as I am that MB1 chose Texas, there were a lot of sleepless nights. I prefer Sanders Jr. to Davey O’Brien man crush Trey Williams, because of his size. Sanders Jr. could be every down back or a home run threat 3rd down back. The point is he could do both. Trey on the other hand…The biggest question is Trey bigger than Patrick Nkwopara? Will the coaches have to rush Trey and Nkwopara into The Bubble at the first sign of a hawk circling above Denius Field All kidding aside, Trey can be a big time college football player, but at his size, it’s risky. He’s a workhouse in a tough 5A conference, but for every Jacquizz Rodgers there’s about 10 Fozzy Whittakers. I’d say build rather than height is the big concern here. Cayleb Jones is a no brainer. Dad was a Cowboy? Check. Austin area kid? Check. Jaxson, Mike Davis and Cayleb make me a lot better about the wide receiver position going forward. Malcolm Williams, Captain Kirk and John Chiles should all be selling used cars or playing semi-pro ball in the Bronx by then. Thomas Johnson is a take by any name, but I want Texas to pursue Beckham – Green. Johnson should not and does not deserve a ship if Green – Beckham has a sliver of interest. I’m ok with Johnson coming abroad as an athlete, but if Texas is locked in at 2 wide receivers the list needs to start and end with Jones and Green – Beckham. Randy Moss wishes he had Green – Beckham’s build. TE. Sigh. I agree with a previous poster, maybe Jace Amaro deserves another look given the lack of an O’Leary offer paired with the s*** out there at TE in 2012. I know it’s a long shot, but an early commitment from Riser would go along way towards letting the coaches know we they have at OL in 2012. Build around Riser. Be more selective with the offers. Bill hasn’t heard much about John Michael McGee. Sheesh, he weighs 255 pounds. Very risky asking a kid to gain 50 pounds of good weight in a few years with the OL coach they can’t develop worth a s***. On the plus side, Mad Dogg has shown the unique ability to help kids gain enough weight so they are buried on the depth chart and forgotten. What else can you say about Super Mario? I’m hoping for an early commitment and expecting Rivals to drop Super Mario throughout his senior year because he isn’t from Florida and didn’t commit to a SEC school.I’m not going to bury the 2010 DTs yet, but my goodness, these guys knew they could play immediately and came in unmotivated, out of shape and probably more interested in an invite to lunch at the Zeta House than playing time. Desmond and MB2 do not seem wired that way. MB2 and Desmond would be a lethal combo that Boom could build his defense around. Two great DTs would unleash the full wrath of Boom’s defensive playbook. Magee is a project but a worthy schollie from Tollie. You see what I did there? Word play gentleman, word play. Magee is a few years away, but Desmond and MB2 bursting on to the scene allows Magee to develop. Tipsy do you think Derek David can make grades? He seems to come from a household where education isn’t a big priority (see Logan David). If David makes his grades in high school, the coaching staff can get him into school while the deans look the other way; explain to me how David stays eligible? He will need a personal tutor following him into the bathroom. There’s a lot ifs there. Derek is a proud student at South Plains College in 2012 is my guess. Don’t know much about Alexander other than he’s a missile at linebacker, and is from the Great State of Alabama. It will be tough to pull him out of SEC country ala Dre Kirkpatrick. If Alexander pulls an Alabama hat out after going through 76 different boxes I will shoot my TV. Corner seems thin in Texas in 2012, but hey every position looks thin in state other Texas Hellraiser Honeys McNeil has good size for corner and is the top in state corner. Sounds good. Justin Thomas is a bit slight at 5’9’’, 160 but he’s a legacy and related to Earl. Meh, take. If only Charles Jackson could get some nepotism love. From everything I’ve read and heard Elston is a stud. I hope we get the Alabama kids in at the First Junior Day. I don’t expect commitments during the weekend, but 2 visits and Junior Day appearances are great signs. Pope sounds like a violent hard hitting safety. I hope he has the football IQ that Christian Scott so painfully lacks. After Martinez drops 200 rushing yards on Texas this weekend, I think Matt Davis goes from possible offer to First Junior Day offer. Do you think Greg Davis understands that you don’t need a good OL to run the footballs if you have a good dual threat quarterback? I don’t think Greg Davis knows how to much more than apologize and talk his way out of criticism. He’s like that guy at your office who is brilliant, but completely incompetent at his job. Addison is fast and from Southeast Texas. A winning combination if you learn the playbook. The depth at TE in 2012 is unfortunate because Texas needed to address the hole at this position 2 Saturdays ago. I know AS – J didn’t work out, but keep firing away Texas coaches. I had a roommate that would go 1 for 50 with the ladies, but he was persistent enough to get that 1. At the end of the night, that’s all that matters. I think all the pre Junior Day work the coaches put into the 2012 class is absolutely critical for 2012. More than likely the coaches will not have a successful season to point to. Go to basketball games, track meets, sisters’ volleyball games with the family. Do what you gotta do in recruiting so 2010 is aberration.”
Vasherized: “….”
whoopspat: “….”

I showed up at the 1st tailgate and none of y’all were there. The guy that did the tailgate with y’all said you were around but couldn’t find you. I left and drank until I was happy again.

Thanks for taking it easy on me.

Wildcatter’s locks are awesome. I declared it at the tailgate.

I’ll be sitting this one out, but should be up there to party with those crazy Baptists!! Maybe I’ll bring ms.bleu so we can have her and Lady V try and make NLB go Pelini in his pants.

Holy shit, whoopspat. That’s ftmfw.

bill has since gone to paragraphs, the intervention worked.

came by the last one and had a tasty live oak? I just remember a really old guy; wasn’t exactly sure how to “introduce” ourselves. Do we mutter out loud, tourettes style, “Vash!” or “Sailor!” and just see who looks up? That was the only thing I could think of but my wife thought I was an idiot so I didn’t. So we just drank beer and watched the early games.

where is the tailgate? I think that the restraining order has been lifted and I can attend once again

I’ll drop by post-game to help assess the carnage.

sorry can’t read 18th and San Jac too bad I am at 24th and San Jac

“Do we mutter out loud, tourettes style, "Vash!" or "Sailor!" and just see who looks up?”

That’s basically what I did. And then mere moments later my brother was engaged in conversation with his own personal Mrs. Robinson.

Hey Vash, you wanna sit this one out? Thanks.

"Do we mutter out loud, tourettes style, "Vash!" or "Sailor!" and just see who looks up?"

When attending Shaggybevo events the code is “Are you guys from the internets?”

magnus,

You and I both know that Vash took it easy on you and you really deserve an F-

nordberb and NLB,

The pleasure was all mine. “Jesus loves you more than you will know…”

Just got a couple of texts from HJ:

“That asshole Vasherized told me the UCLA tailgate was the next day at Taco Deli, 10:30 ish.”

That would explain why we saw him there, but not why he was surprised to see us. And:

“Tell V to take it easy on me. It’s not as easy to define faggotry as I make it look.”

Mrs. V, as I realized what Vash was doing with this post, I broke out in laughter…… and a cold sweat.

Vasherized is easy to spot. He is the guy that way outkicked his punt coverage. Trips is the guy drinking something more sophisticated than lone star and claiming ridiculous things like honey brown tastes good. Magnus looks like the guy you might have to fight later. Huckleberry got married in grade school and has 74 children so his attendance is mythical.

I am the fat ass that won’t be there.

I hope this helps.

The only words I read in that post was “won’t be there”.

No longer tote bag eligible. We had a custom order ready to go from hong kong. Man+size, imo.

Vasherized is Tucker quick kicking to Hagg.

Ha ha ha ha! (Vash, please explain that so I don’t get kicked in the jaw)

General, I’ll be Houston if you want to like, grill, drink beer, and watch collegiate football.

I’ll be the one with the three kids running tunnel screen drills while making gratuitous “awe how cute” fly by’s with the yellow rose booth 50 feet away. Solid chance my 7 year old will tell a hapless stripper she’s got a face that launched a thousand ships. He gets that from Scipio.

mbv, quit being a homo and roll up to Austin with me on Friday.

I’m still undecided on whether I’ll pregame with you degenerates or with the Austin Iowa State Club. On the one hand, the ISU tailgate costs $10. On the other hand, that’s a small price to pay to avoid hanging out with a bunch of Barkers who aren’t Scipio Tex.

magnus—

The grey wings are gone, I had my ex-maid’s daughter in La Porte cut’em off. Something about not wanting the probation officer, Miss Anderson to not get the wrong idea.

Too bad you won’t be able to make the Cyclone game, I’m going in black. But you better be there for PU, I’m going as a Kenny Powers Crazed-nut Longhorn fan. There’ll be black all over. I’m trying to decide if I’m going to wear my black wrangler pants that I have only sported once. . . . . to an ACDC concert. I guess that also depends how inebriated I am on the day of the 30th.

It’s gonna be assum

Gawd I love football again

Yea, Vash, I’ve only seen Widespread and ACDC there, but my sponsor home for the night will be in attendance, 2 couples and all so I figured why not? At least we get to drink at Scholz’s beforehand. I only ran through Bevo Boulevard during the UCLA game.

I seem to only make it there for night games.

Watch out for cocaine in the bathrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall pronate before the BC gods. For morning beer. If Mishstress allows. Shit.

Will the mexi-mulleted Aggie be working the habachi again? And what of the VINCE belt buckle? Who could have known we were all about to get face-raped.

If there are any Barkers tailgaiting in NYC, well, holler.

The Draught House is having their 42nd anniversary party starting at 1. But I’ll probably be ther pre-game to make fun of whatever stupid fucking shorts Vasherized is wearing.

Look for the dude with the creepy eye wearing the same clothes he did to the 1996 Texas/Nebraska game.

“bill has since gone to paragraphs”

dozens of them.

I think the paragraphs coincided with referring to himself in the third person.

Will the mexi-mulleted Aggie be working the habachi again? And what of the VINCE belt buckle? Who could have known we were all about to get face-raped.

Ha. Nicely done, Dude.

Mrs. V doesn’t attend any Texas function without the VINCE belt buckle and should she ever get the chance, she has the go ahead to breed with him so I can retire early.

I don’t even know how to respond to your first query. It’s that … intriguing. I’m assuming Yes. That coif needs to go in a museum when his days expire. Nice guy. Habachi wizard, imo.

“Mrs. V doesn’t attend any Texas function without the VINCE belt buckle and should she ever get the chance, she has the go ahead to breed with him so I can retire early”

Somewhere NLB is frantically acquiring a set of stilts and some black face paint.

That fucker overcooked my fajitas. I’m bringing my own grill next time.

That’s what happens when you set-up a turqoise jewelry/dreamcatcher stand to next to his to compete for profit.

Should have stuck with your original idea; henna tattoos.

Will there be a tailgate for Florida Atlantic?

I might be able to make that one.

Is Vasherized going to invite his beer snob friend again?

Can someone please send me a couple of pics from the proceedings. Thanks in advance.

Pics? We’ll have Tod Browning film it.

since our tailgate is literally next to yours (I believe), I will try to stop by my next game. BTW, I know every other tailgate in the parking lot is has an alcohol sponsor. Yo guys might want to look into that one…

We had a few lined up until they found how much alcohol we consume.

A big maybe from me for afterward. My wife and I gotta go to Waco after the game to see our son, and the schedule is pretty tight.

I believe we get between 12-14 cases per game.

That should cover either me and Trips Right or magnusbleuveigner by himself.

Wow, you guys P-A-R-T-Y-Y-Y!!!

Ha! I wish I’d been able to check this sooner. That ‘wife’ was a first date. At the UCLA game.

Things went about like you’d expect them to from there.

You played the role of UCLA and she played the role of Texas and you just shoved it up her ass for a couple of hours?

Huck-

I look forward to meeting you at the Florida Atlantic tailgate, we’ll all be there with bells on……………….>> > > > > > > >

Shit, I’m going go ahead and leave that attempt at sarcasm, I thought we were playing Central Florida that day, joke is on no one

I get my Schnellenbergers mixed with O’Leary’s, which one is this?

Huck that is awesomely hilarious.

Of course that’s assuming she doesn’t check this site.

Built to Spill at Emo’s Fri/Sat, FTW. Game at 11, show much later.

Of course that’s assuming she doesn’t check this site.

I wouldn’t worry MH — if she is dating you, reading comprehension is probably not one of her strong suits.

The tailgate was a success despite the crazy latinas who like to blast shitty music. Beers drained by the hundreds.

I remodel my bathroom. I modify The fan, but spring water is handling in the wall and also many humidity buildup at ceilling. The shower is to a corner the Maecenas is at The wall 10’ a thing. does The Maecenas have to be during the shower? or must I built a alternative ceiling during the shower?

I remodel my bathroom. I modify The fan, but spring water is handling in the wall and also many humidity buildup at ceilling.

That is pretty much the perfect summary of the tailgate. I assume. I don’t remember much of it after the 4th quarter.

“The tailgate was a success despite the crazy latinas who like to blast shitty music.”

Yeah, Vasherized likes to pretend that he’s not in charge of the music.

"The tailgate was a success despite the crazy latinas who like to blast shitty music."

Y’all need to quit hating on Fergie/Can’t Touch This medley’s. A copy of Saturdays tailgate mix-tape will be sent out with the first round of tote bags. If you’re lucky.

We got there at 8:30 a.m. and the music was already ‘truck pull’ loud. Vasherized and I locked eyes and gave eachother a WTF is going on look. We had to communicate that way. Exiting sound waves were being shot down by that Star Wars of music selection just centimeters from our mouths.

Two BC tailgates, two embarrassing losses. Are we making the football bad?

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