Gary Patterson Has No Time For Your Unconsciousness

Wow, holy shit.

This is like when Martin Sheen held the kid up to protect himself from the sniper in The Dead Zone. Or something.

He’s the anti-Mack.

He’s always seemed like a prick to me.

It’s getting a lot of attention on the interwebs today. I doubt he’ll pull this again.

What a guy.

Very Stoopsian from behaviour from GP. Golf Prick, obviously.

A little feistier your average visor-wearing head honcho. But that desensitized motherfucker can coach.

Dude needs to get Doperbo on staff.

That unsteady gait is probably something completely inconsequential, like Huntington’s Chorea….no big deal.

Pat is a bit high strung, but when you are coaching in the shawdows of such legends as F.A. Dry and Pat Sullivan you have to push each and every day to make sure your career reaches into the sunlight.

Jerry Schmidt uses Shake Weight.

It sounds like Coach Patterson is a true Old School football coach.

In other words, a retrograde asshole.

I think Pat has a point here, just because Haraldson did his residency in Emergency Medicine at Henry Ford in Detroit does not mean that the doctor knows what someone looks like when they have suffered blunt, closed head trauma.

The saddest part is that many of these kids would run through a wall for Patterson and that can be a dangerous thing.

Come into my coven.

Is there a middle ground between overly-nice Mack and apparent asswipes like Stoops and Patterson (seemingly willing to endanger a kids health to win)?

Hey, Patterson don’t need no MDs tellin’ him who’s concussed. He has his own medical degree. It’s from Baby Doc College of Medicine, one of the finest institutions in the entire Caribbean. (Obscure Doonesbury reference)

Maybe somebody like Bellotti or Tuberville could be considered middle of the road?

“Dr. Samuel J. Haraldson. "He had an unsteady gait and a few memory problems.”"

Any chance we can get this guy to diagnose Greg Davis outside the press box before each game? I’m sure he would meet the above criteria.

Any chance we can get Patterson to teach Mack about redshirting almost all his players especially o-line and quartebacks and the maturation process of the these said players?

Also recruit the shit out of all quartebacks!!! Not just one player that is our one special baby, our little honey. Grab four during every recruiting class and let them play where they may.

Patterson has 4 quarterbacks committed this year and had seven last year. He still has 7 spots open.

Im tired of treating recruiting like we are Tommy Boy with his one precious doll, that he loves and plays with everyday. SON, NUTT UP!!!! You’re Big Tom Callahan’s son!!! You can have every friggin doll in the goddam playhouse, not just Chris friggin Whaley, get Christine Michael, Eric Stephens, and fucking Rex Burkhead too.

We are the ones who need to stop being selective, and get them all!!! I want Mack to get Connor Brewer, Trevor Knight, Matt Davis, AND Jalen Overstreet next year. That way the next Darron Tomas won’t slip threw our fingers, he’ll be sitting on Greg Davis’s bench or playing saftey

I’m assuming that’s sarcasm but since it’s not funny i’m having trouble telling.

Patterson has 4 quarterbacks committed this year and had seven last year. He still has 7 spots open.

Rounding up 2 and 3 star QB’s is not a recommended strategy for Texas.

Assholistic medicine, imo.

Proof that SMU is back baby!! That and the fact that at least 300 SMU students attended the first half.

Gary doesn’t suffer pussies gladly, unlike the billion-dollar coach in Austin.

UCLA.

UCLA.

UCLA.

That will never get old…..

GO FROGS!

The concept of one of the exurban evangelical mommy’s precious angels who make up the entirety of the TCU student body calling someone a pussy for getting a concussion is endlessly hilarious.

That dude manage to merge two genres of asshole into one name…Philly AND Frog.

Philly Frog completely missed the point. It amazes me that TCU is ahead of us in the polls, yet they still have this inferiority complex.

Great read Scip. I wasn’t aware that Patterson was such a prick.

At least that pussy is getting his middling-institution degree paid for – I suspect our phriend the Phrog dropped $23K a year for his, and found his marketability such that he was forced to relocate to…Philly. It’s easy to get hurt on a football field, but that REALLY has to sting.

Gary doesn’t suffer pussies gladly

Boise State called. They’re through with your sphincter.

yeah, we need 12 quarterbacks on the roster, and 25 o linemen 25 d linemen 42 defensive backs, 18 kickers, 2 running backs and 62 linebackers.

somehow that equals 75 ships right?

Also, if Mack is making a billion dollars can he just pay off Cleve Bryant’s accuser and let us get back to football?

“maturation process”

You mean stuffing enough steroids and HGH into 5’11 160lb 2 star option qbs until they turn into 6’1 230lb olb’s?

Allsome.

I hope we win the Big XII/get an at-large BCS bid and play them in the Fiesta Bowl so we can put them in their place. Remember when some people picked them to beat us in ’07 only for them to get stomped 34-13. Patterson has a classic case of Napoleon complex. He is extremely insecure about himself and his team.

By the way a TCU degree is absolutely worthless. Baylor and TCU grads/students are so annoying. They seem to think that if you go to a private school and have high tuition that you are going to a good school. Cougar High is a better option.

PrimeTime – you need to settle down.

How has the Patterson/Franchione express managed to go so long without being investigated for steroids and HGH anyway? Did you know that Brian Urlacher showed up on the New Mexico campus as a 175 lb Wide Receiver and a year and a half later was a 230lb linebacker?

Does the NCAA even test for performance enhancers?

Or does the thought of Brian Cushing pretending to be terminally ill and semi-pregnant simultaneously in a USC uniform scare them too much?

Yes, IIRC, at bowl time.

My TCU degree was so fucking worthless I could only get into Texas’ MBA program. If had a real degree maybe I could have gotten into a real Master’s program.

The guy was an ass, an embarrassment to the the color purple, and they reaction he got was exactly what he was looking to get. Who proved to be smarter in that exchange?

The rumor of the enhancements have been there since Fran came to TCU and it is interesting that his strength and conditioning coach is now at Auburn. People should be very,very careful about that stone.

Davey. God love ya’, you were one hell of a football player. If I caused you any embarrassment, it was with profound regret. Su MBA mejor mi MBA.

I just wanted to come back here and offer my condolences to the Longhorns. This, too, shall pass, right?

In the spirit of all that football means to us Texans – exiled or otherwise – I do ask one Longhorn favor: Please have the great good sense to allow Baylor to win this Saturday. There’s one team left in Texas with BCS hopes.

And GO RANGERS!

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