Texas-Baylor Open Thread
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 12:23 PM CDT
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PrintIf we can stop Dave Bliss from framing us, we may have a chance. Yes, we may lose this game, but we'll always win on the scoreboard of mockery.
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Anyone else surprised Huck’s projection has us favored to win?
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
A little.
But Baylor’s defense grades out pretty poorly and we’ve shown the ability to make high flying offenses underperform significantly.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions
I think we win 21-20, but we could easily lose. I still can’t believe we’ve arrived at a point where we lose to Iowa State at home and are afraid of what Baylor might do to us.
by CS on Oct 30, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions
I have no confidence about today’s events. Dave Bliss owns Mack Brown.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
It is a win-win situation for us: if we win the game, we don’t endure humiliation from Baylor fans, if we lose, more fire under Mack Brown. Seriously – I just want to see some heads roll…
by Billy on Oct 30, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
I’m watching Miami lose to Virginia with its fourth-string quarterback. I don’t think Texas has a fourth-string quarterback.
by Bob in Houston on Oct 30, 2010 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
Reminds me of the last years of Akers’ tenure. I was loving watch Iowa run up the score because I was hoping it would be a catalyst for change. It took one more year. In the long run we might be better off losing tonight
by Alan on Oct 30, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
I am not saying that I disagree with you, Alan, but I think that Akers may be a poor example. It got a lot worse after he left.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions
And Kansas has totally dominated Iowa St for a quarter. Score is only 6-0 Kansas, but Iowa St hasn’t shown up yet. Sickening.
by LurkerintheDark on Oct 30, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
I would think the Bear Crawl Blog would be all over this. Are those guys on an extended vacation?
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Don’t look now but Tennessee just tied it up with South Carolina.
Nick Saban is vexed.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions
Could we really lose to ISU and Baylor at home on consecutive weekends? That seems utterly incomprehensible given that we played for the BCS championship in January.
by Spawn of Cthulhu on Oct 30, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
Spawn of Cthulhu said:
October 30th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Could we really lose to ISU and Baylor at home on consecutive weekends? That seems utterly incomprehensible given that we played for the BCS championship in January.
Don’t ever doubt Greg Davis’ abilities.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
Why would you start this thread so early in the day? I did not want to think about this game until I had to. UGH! Now I am nervous.
by Sasha is a Longhorn Dog on Oct 30, 2010 2:39 PM CDT reply actions
Reading that scoreboard of mockery post and now the blogs today, I am left shocked, awed and dismayed. I remember reading it when it was initially posted and laughing my ass off. Now I want to cry. Who among us thought this day could have come this soon? No one would have been assumed sane.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 2:43 PM CDT reply actions
And to think, just a couple of months ago, we were thinking “rebuilding” meant that we might beat Baylor by less than four TDs… I personally wasn’t thinking of negative TDs, tho’.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t think Texas has a fourth-string quarterback.
Hell’s fire, BiH, we don’t even have a second string QB…
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions
Everyone can rest easy. The Cyclones’ ass-kicking, money-toting, Count Chocula-crushing tank is back in Ames in full force, dominating Kansas.
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions
Riki tiki tembo
no sa rembo
chari bari ruchi
pip peri pembo
by Texastough on Oct 30, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t know whether to say “I can’t believe we beat Nebraska” or “I can’t believe we lost to Iowa fuckin State”.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 3:18 PM CDT reply actions
derryl said:
October 30th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I don’t know whether to say "I can’t believe we beat Nebraska" or "I can’t believe we lost to Iowa fuckin State".
Difference between giving the defense a lead early and throwing them under the bus all game long.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions
I’m about to leave for DKR. I’d rather take an ass-whuppin’ than go watch this trainwreck. Hook ’em Colt!
by Blueshorn on Oct 30, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
Also Nebraska can be game planned. They sell out and over commit quite often on defense as evidenced by the first Mizzou td.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
"I can’t believe we beat Nebraska"
I don’t believe we did. I believe Nebraska beat themselves. The dropped TD passes (three or four of ‘em) cost them a net of around 22 points. Boom’s plan to stop the run and make them pass worked, but I’m not sure the drops were caused by anything other than their own over-worked adrenal glands choking them.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions
Losing to Baylor? Luda would ask… how low can you go.?
by redfoot on Oct 30, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
lol @ East Lansing Aggy. MNC dreams dying hard today.
by bigdukesix on Oct 30, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions
Mizzou does this thing where the receiver is running when the ball hits him. What’s the name of that play?
by slacker on Oct 30, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
Just wanted to say that the Baptist Stalker post is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. It holds up in spite of present circumstances, which is saying something.
My thoughts on the game I keep in a dark, quiet place, like a borderline’s secret journal hugged close to his chest in the ER after pretending to drink bleach because you just don’t care anymore.
by Doperbo on Oct 30, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions
I’m certain that Texas will either get the ball or kick it off to start the game.
Other than that, I have no freaking idea what to expect from this team. Not sure what to expect from the fans either. It’s a good thing they’re retiring Colt’s jersey BEFORE the game, and not at halftime. If we’re trailing, or just playing bad, it could be an ugly stadium.
by Texoz on Oct 30, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions
Oh how I wish i was there to see the banner.
by floridianhorn on Oct 30, 2010 4:49 PM CDT reply actions
Here’s a link to a pic
http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz175/t3hZm4n/c23c4e69.jpg
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
I hate to even think this, but Cam Newton might be as good as Vince was. He just made a hell of a catch for a TD. Next, they’re going to put him in at DT to shore up the middle of the defense. Then, they’ll let him try a 62 yard field goal. Which he’ll make. Hooboy.
And from the “It could be worse” department: Tulsa 28, Notre Dame 27.
Hook ’em!!!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
Cam Newton just ran a sweep left for 30 yards then went up into the stands and delivered a baby from a co-ed that went into labor upon seeing Cam.
Cam then handed the football to the beaming mom and threw the baby 50 yards for an Auburn TD.
And the crowd goes wild.
by Texoz on Oct 30, 2010 5:18 PM CDT reply actions
Watching Florida/Georgia. Literally every effective offensive play by either team is a play I have never seen us run. I’m not an X’s and O’s guy, but I’ve watched every Longhorn play and the lack of imagination from our offense is sickening. I’m looking forward to watching an imaginative, exciting offense tonight….Baylor’s.
by Schrutefarms on Oct 30, 2010 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
Re: Notre Dame. They’re now 4-5 and finish with Utah, Army and at USC.
Very real chance they don’t win 6 games.
by Texoz on Oct 30, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
appears Sparty ate the cheese.
Actually, the Hawks stuffed it up Sparty’s ass, sideways. Stuffing continues at this time. Eleven quick fieldgoals, though, and Sparty pulls it out.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
Responding to: "I can’t believe we beat Nebraska"
Tex Long said:
I don’t believe we did. I believe Nebraska beat themselves. The dropped TD passes (three or four of ‘em) cost them a net of around 22 points.
But of course the TD’s in each end zone that UT dropped don’t matter. Wouldn’t want facts to get in the way of another stupid urban myth.
Texas BEAT Nebraska, as usual. End of story, no excuses.
by BS on Oct 30, 2010 5:26 PM CDT reply actions
Any chance the USC game will be good tonight?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 5:33 PM CDT reply actions
Is there any truth to the rumors that Kabango just decommitted? That would be a massive blow to the basketball program.
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 5:36 PM CDT reply actions
Trick play tonight: Old Switcheroo of Colt for Case?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 5:36 PM CDT reply actions
NY Horn said:
October 30th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Is there any truth to the rumors that Kabango just decommitted? That would be a massive blow to the basketball program.
Yes he did. We’re one of the final 5.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 5:39 PM CDT reply actions
the TD’s in each end zone that UT dropped don’t matter
Ah, yes… the good ol’ “we dropped passes too, so it all evens out” canard takes flight.
Dropping passes has been one of the relatively sure things about our offense all year, and we didn’t disappoint in Lincoln.
Nebraska, on the other hand, flat-out choked. They have a considerably history of doing that when they play us, and this year was no different.
Here’s where we can agree: we won the game. Saying that we “beat” them… well, that’s gonna depend on how you define “beat”, I reckon.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions
Only question in the Auburn/Ole Miss game: Will either offense have a non-scoring possession?
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
The idea that the Nebraska win “doesn’t count” is total bullshit. We won, they lost. Even if they catch two more TDs you have no idea what the outcome would have been.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
If NU catches those two dropped 1st half TDs, we probably keep trying to score in the 2nd half. As it was, Mack sat on a two TD lead for the last 30 minutes of the game, making no effort at all to score points. This is a pointless argument.
Hook ’em!!!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 5:52 PM CDT reply actions
If we can stop losing, we have a chance.
by Louis L'am Jones on Oct 30, 2010 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
If we’d fire Greg Davis right now, we’d have a chance.
Hook ’em!!!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:07 PM CDT reply actions
If NU catches those two dropped 1st half TDs, we probably keep trying to score in the 2nd half. As it was, Mack sat on a two TD lead for the last 30 minutes of the game, making no effort at all to score points. This is a pointless argument.
which brings up a point that I don’t think has been discussed. For a team that’s struggled offensively, why put on the breaks when things are going right in a game like that?
That pull back could have effected us the next week.
by texoz on Oct 30, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions
Fuckin wow on Kabongo. Gonna be a long wait for the 2012 baseball season.
by 2xHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:09 PM CDT reply actions
This is a pointless argument.
Couldn’t agree more. Thanks for keeping it going.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 6:12 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, so you were about to end it, were you? Funny boy.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, Georgia tied it up with Florida. About to go to OT
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:14 PM CDT reply actions
First time in forever that this game isn’t even available on my cable package in the ATL. I’ll be following on gametracker. Houston v. Memphis is on though.
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
E Acho kinda being picked on in the passing game
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
Texoz, you’re up two TDs on the road against the #5 team in the country, you’re offense has sucked all year, and you want to try to run up the score? Take the win and be happy, Mack played it exactly right. The only way we lose that game is a bunch of dumb turnovers.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions
Thank God. RGIII fumbles, Texas recovers at midfield.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
My name is Dump DeLoss and Flush the John, and I approve the banner.
by Dump DeLoss and Flush the John on Oct 30, 2010 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Shit, I can’t find a game feed. Nobody on the internet cares to stream? Thanks for the updates Brick.
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Greg found a way to get Monroe into the game. Unfortunately, that way was “just do that same shit that doesn’t work with any other Texas RB, either.”
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Kirk catches the ball at the sticks, ends up tackled 6" behind the marker. A facemask on Baylor saves the drive. 1st down Texas.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:20 PM CDT reply actions
DJ Monroe starting? Maybe you don’t have to be a coach or a former college player to understand football.
Shit like this is exactly what is so fucking stupid about Davis, everyone could see DJ needed more carries, he takes seven games to figure it out.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:20 PM CDT reply actions
…and then he gives him two stupid carries up the gut.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus. Nearly intercepted in the endzone. What a clusterfuck of a play.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
What does Matthews have on our coaching staff that allows him to continue to play at TE?
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
Yippee. 1st and goal from the 9 and, three plays later, we line up for a FG try from the 9.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
Someone please help Canuckhorn and me out as far as finding the game on the interwebz.
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
FR-116
c. There shall be no tripping (Exception: Tripping the ball carrier is not a
foul).
by Dave on Oct 30, 2010 6:25 PM CDT reply actions
even the chaps girls look disinterested in continuing the season.
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
Texoz, you’re up two TDs on the road against the #5 team in the country, you’re offense has sucked all year, and you want to try to run up the score? Take the win and be happy, Mack played it exactly right. The only way we lose that game is a bunch of dumb turnovers.
The offense we were running in the first half against NEB was not a high risk offense. We have an offense with very little confidence. Scoring another 7 or 14 would not be running up the score. It would be good football, and it would be a way to give a schizophrenic offense some identity.
by texoz on Oct 30, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
why do we have a tight end? how can he NOT catch that ball? Why put him on the field?
by jeff on Oct 30, 2010 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
There are a bunch of Kentucky-Miss St games. Maybe UT counter-hackers. Ingenious. Watching Georgia OT for now
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
God, this offense is just an absolutely beating. The worst since the McWilliams years.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
The offense we were running in the first half against NEB was not a high risk offense.
Exactly. It was low risk, and fucking effective. In the 3rd, Texas started tossing the ball around and did nothing. We returned to the ground game in the 4th and marched all over NU.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
Let’s hear some praise for the touchback. (At least gametracker says there was a touchback.)
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
Banner is greatness. Succinct. Self idealized by the program. Love it.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
Florida beats Georgia in OT. Storm the field!!!
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
The pumpers will use the excuse that we should fire Davis, because the offense is just as bad.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
Nice pass break-up by Vaccaro in the endzone.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
Apparently the game isn’t available in a lot of places in the country, so no streaming. Lack of interest I guess. Now I’m really suffering with Texas.
Nice red zone stop (via espn gamecast)
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
Hell, if they keep giving us short fields, we might score 20 tonight.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
Scipio is in a bunker underneath the Nevada desert.
by texoz on Oct 30, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
Nice play by E Jones (understatement). Heads up.
by TXStampede on Oct 30, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
If anyone wants to listen to the game online, Baylor streams its radio feed for free.
I don’t know if posting a link is kosher, feel free to delete it if not!
http://www.baylorbears.com/allaccess/index.html?media=186201
by R.C. on Oct 30, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
Is Lapham announcing? Missing his retarded jokes would be some compensation for not being able to watch
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:38 PM CDT reply actions
Lapham had the KSU/OSU game today, and was in fine form.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:39 PM CDT reply actions
Try this Texas radio network link:
http://player.radio.com/player/RadioPlayer.php?version=1.1.10137&station=132
by Doug Farrell on Oct 30, 2010 6:39 PM CDT reply actions
Naked WR screee thrown into double coverage. My god.e
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:40 PM CDT reply actions
Although, you may be better off not watching. Geez.
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks RC. Fortunately I’ve seen Kirk drop the ball enough times that radio is probably enough
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
We can’t even execute a pooch kick. Not even close.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
How fucking hard is it to NOT pooch punt the ball 6 yards into the endzone?
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
If Fox gets BevoTV, I bet Lapham is our guy. Payback for that banner fly by
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
Meanwhile, up in Arlington:
Good guys 3
SF Giants 0
by Drunk Nolan on Oct 30, 2010 6:45 PM CDT reply actions
3 more false starts and we might be able to stop this drive.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
Any “x and 0 guru” that can explain what is happening to our "D’?
by torre on Oct 30, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
NY Horn – do you have game on in NY Metro? Westchester here, cable vision its not on. No Fox either…..
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions
D looked slow last week, too. Like they were rollerskating through mud.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions
Was the line for this game seriously Baylor +7.5? That’s a borderline arbitrage
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
Watching a stream that someone on Shaggy is putting up:
http://www.justin.tv/horn34
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
They appear to me to be trying to stop Griffin first, then everyone else. Finley is not going to beat you by himself.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:51 PM CDT reply actions
NY Horn, it asks for an access code number. Do you know it?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
unreal. fix the punt return situation already.
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
Curtis Brown?? /WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! He didn;t learn from the last time?
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
Oh. My. Holyfuckinggodalmighty.
Our punt returners are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
Clearly a safety. No question about it. Lessee if Big 12 officials can screw this up too.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
Why are we STILL sending Curtis Brown and Aaron Williams back to field punts? Jesus Christ this team is so fucking stupid. So many heads need to roll after this season, just horrible.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, maybe I don’t want to see this. Stab out your eyes!
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
I picked up on the radio link just in time for the Curtis Brown shenanigans.
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Why do they keep putting Brown and Williams back there? It’s a coin flip on each punt as to whether they will field it cleanly or do something stupid.
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
I think it’s time Mack retires, he can’t fix the same recurring problems. All the tough talk and still no results.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Think how awful these officials are. The only two POSSIBLE calls on this play are safety or a touchdown, and they miss both. Unreal.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Does this team have coaches? They look like they are playing pick up basketball.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
Completely idiotic to keep sending Curtis and AJ out for this when they’ve both demonstrated they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
It would appear that I am much better off watching Oregon score 50 on USC tonight…..
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
didnt brown learn about what to do in this situation from someone? Maybe a coach?
by jeff on Oct 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
I am verging on being back where I was after 66-3, when I actively rooted for OSU to beat Texas, just to ensure Mackovic would get fired. Almost. That is tragic.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
So now on the next punt, guess who will be back there……..drum roll…..AJ Williams. This is team is the definition of insanity.
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
At least our defense is getting a break because of the review. No guarantee our offense wouldn’t have done the same thing.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
Safety or Baylor ball at the 1. You can’t advance a muff. (heh heh, heh heh heh.)
by Beavis on Oct 30, 2010 6:57 PM CDT reply actions
Uh, what? Touchback?
Okay. That’s a huge f’ing break. So, maybe Curtis Brown is a secret genius?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
What?? How the hell did they come up with that? How is that not a safety?
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Now let’s hope we take advantage of the home cooking break.
by TXStampede on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
I have never seen more of a homer call in my life, Big 12 is giving this game to Texas.
by holdem on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck this team.
Can we get a surrogate team to root for this season?
Touchback. Unbelievable. Piss poor officiating helps us. Now the announcers will talk about that all game. Did you see the leg whip?
Oh well, the receivers will promptly volleyball set a pass into Baylor hands soon.
by uthookem on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
I am laughing so hard at these officials I’m about to pass out. UNREAL.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, Baylor fans should be pissed. This is like the third bullshit call we’ve gotten.
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
i think it’s time for mack to pull a woody hayes and start choking brown, then follow up with some automatic weapons. except for the referee who i now love for that fucked up call.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t understand what is taking so long on this review. Clearly a safety.
But how many times do we need to screw up on punt returns to try someone else. Have we had a game where the returners haven’t screwed up?
wtf, touchback.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
There are teenagers calling pee-wee football games who would have gotten that call right.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
That call was unbefuckingleavable! How can that be a potential outcome on that play.
by Kilgore Trout on Oct 30, 2010 7:00 PM CDT reply actions
Pass interference, our most successful offensive play this season.
by Sad on Oct 30, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
williams draws the interference on a ball he would have dropped. i love these refs.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
“wouldn’t it be bizarre if Texas drove 80 yards for the touchdown?” Yes.
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
Still trying to get the access code to the stream.
Has Darius White been in the game?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
May soon have to pretend it’s not football season.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
mack needs to clap more. i really miss his clapping after every fucking play no matter what.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Canuck I just sent the guy a message asking for it. Ill let you know as soon as I get it.
by floridianhorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Meanwhile in Seattle, Stanford 28, UW 0 midway through the 2nd.
by A real offense and a real coaching staff on Oct 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
That’s out of character for the 2010 Longhorns – not being able to get it into the endzone once we reach the red zone. Wait, no it’s not at all
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Greg Smith is leading the team in receiving with 1 reception for 9 yards.
by Hot Ho on Oct 30, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
2nd and short 3 times = 3 inside running plays.
Yes, Greg, yes! THAT’S the way to prove The Banner wrong!
by BEHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
I made an account and sent a message too. Will pass it on if I get it.
I kind of like the Baylor feed. Nice to hear some Texas voices, “I tell you wut”
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
Last red zone pass, receiver drop or bad pass ? Sry, I missed the play.
by torre on Oct 30, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
Entering this game, Baylor’s defense averaged 5.5 YPP allowed. Texas has gained 3.6 YPP so far in this game.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
Bad pass this time. Would’ve been 4th down anyway, unless the receiver beat a couple guys in the open field.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
Mack Brown is Henry Winkler, water skiing in a leather jacket.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
baylor receiver wants to catch the ball, and he…catches the ball! how do they do that? i’m totally confused.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
We have had the benefit of some of the most one-sided officiating in the history of Memorial Stadium, and we are leading Baylor 6-3. Awesome.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
BEHorn said:
October 30th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Color guy = Joel Klatt, not an idiot.
I was referring to the other guy who is an idiot
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks NY, it works! I hope this doesn’t burn out my eyes.
Ha, I tune in and there’s a fumble!
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
dang. That was the best TD opp we’ll have all night
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
I’m surprised Cu. Brown was fielding it again. No, wait, I’m not surprised. But that was decent
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
So Mack is saying that out of everyone on the team there is no one else to return punts?!? Good lord.
by DCTexasEx on Oct 30, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Eyes – the missed hold on the WR screen and the missed facemask on Brown’s punt return are evening the score on bad officiating.
by BEHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
why is brown still there? why is he still on the field? i swear we’re so fucked up. this is all my dad’s fault for making me listen to the horns fifty fucking years ago. i’m going to go in and wake my 85 yr old dad up and kick his ass for this.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
I find myself longing for commercial timeouts so I can flip to the Auburn/Ole Miss game and watch a real offense in action.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
stream at http://www.justin.tv/xxxxthedudexxxx
password is shella1
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
The good news is I took the under in this game.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
Announcers calling for some horizontal passes?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
I dont know about that DJ play. Who’s gonna pass protect, amiright?
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
Darron Thomas taking the fied, 2 plyas, 30 yards..
Fuck me.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
A third down play call in order to preserve the field goal attempt.
I think this coaching staff is still stuck in Pasadena, and have been all season.
by uthookem on Oct 30, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
6 play drive for 19 yards, 49 yard fg
9-3 – we’re rollin’ now.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
Tucker has definitely grown into the placekicker job. He was real shaky early in the year, but he is nails now.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
Meanwhile, the D has basically clamped down on Baylor’s offense.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
I would rather cut my yard with mosquitos than watch this offense.
Pisses me off that Mack calls out entitlement of the players and does not call out his dumb ass OC.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
TD, Oregon. Seriously…OMFG.
2pt conversion good.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
tucker has grown up because muschamp bought his lunch one day and explained he is the offense. he just took the meeting to heart.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Wow. That total gift spot just evened up the bad officiating in this game. Unreal.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
Looked like an okay spot to me. RGIII never touched the ground, so it depends where his forward progress was stopped.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
that spot on the 4th and 1 was about as shitty as this broadcasting crew
by Jon on Oct 30, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
what this all means is muschamp will probably take a head coach job away from this stink hole
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Oregon goes for 2 to make it 8-3. Contrast that 2-point call with our confidence in the O
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
The only hope we have for entertainment is if the network would go split screen on the TV and show the Texas Cheerleaders (the ones with the chaps) the entire 2nd half.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
Wow. That was a terrible blitz call. Just wow.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
This team is so bad, just horrible. Mack getting schooled by Baylor, never thought I’d see it.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
we’ll take a knee
That’s probably the smart play.
My God, Gideon is horrible.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
Not a Gideon hater like so many are but that flat-out wasn’t good enough
by max fischer on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
Nope nevermind, another Gideon special. A coach on the field.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
no that wasn’t chykie brown, that was orangebloods’ favorite son, blake gideon.
by Jon on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
GIDEON! I think he was going for the knockout on that one, then the patented stare-down!
For a coach on the field, he should have known he was the SAFETY on that play, and made sure he at least slowed down the receiver.
Fuck it, I’m switching to Crown.
by uthookem on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
The good news is, they’ve only scored twice. We’ve scored three times.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
Why blitz on a 5 wide? The simple read for any QB is throw to the guy Gideon is covering without any help.
by EggNog on Oct 30, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
I am neither a Muschamp fanboy nor am I a big critic of his, but I have to say that it is hard for me to think of him as a maximizer when Gideon continues to play.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
After Gilbert transfers, he will make a fine starting qb for Sam Houston
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
For a coach on the field, that seemed a pretty poor angle and a bad effort in the tackle.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon is really showing his mom a great game.
by Horn in Tyler on Oct 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
time for a horizontal….commentators are talking about GD.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Kiffin trying to run out the clock with 50 minutes left to play…..
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
I’d like to see some fire on the sideline. The coaches should be livid about losing to Baylor, instead Mack looks happy to keep the loss respectable.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
It was not a smart call by Muschamp either
No. No it was not.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
goddammmmmmit, can’t he throw it over the fuckin line
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
Man, maybe we’ll get a 4th FG in ONE HALF! We are on fire!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Told you, we just need split screen with the cheerleaders and it will be good.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
What a bizarre call? Why not run down the clock before kicking the FG?
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
At least the children in the audience are learning to multiply by three.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
Would it be “cheating” if Colt comes out at halftime wearing a “McCoy” jersey? It’ll be technically correct….
by Horn in Tyler on Oct 30, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
“Mack Brown is happy. He is on top by 2”
playing Baylor. at the half. incredible.
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Well, we “used everything in our play books.” I’m glad that FSN is teaching me the game.
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon is an unsafe safety, and the offense is hopelessly broken.
Troubles.
by BEHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Our clock management at the end of every half makes me wonder what the hell we’re thinking.
by Uvaldehorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Tucker’s getting warmed up for his game winning FG in OT over UGA in Shreveport.
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
Oh shit. Did Mack just imply that it was his call to blitz on 3rd and 10?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
“At least the children in the audience are learning to multiply by three.”
awesome
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
it reminds mack of the old southwest conference? my ass. we played football back then goddammit
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
We’re so poorly coached, it’s dumbfounding
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
If Greg Davis ever lost JustingTucker we’d be really screwed
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Since it’s Halloween eve, shouldn’t “Knoxie” be wearing a charcoal grey uniform and knee-high boots?
by Horn in Tyler on Oct 30, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
We’re on top, bitches! GD is safe for another YEAR!
by uthookem on Oct 30, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
Gotta love Mack trying to invoke some nostalgic feeling about a battle with Baylor. Wtf.
by Uvaldehorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
USC takes the lead. 2 point… no, switched and took 1, 10-8
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
half time announcer just said, baylor may have a chance on this one.
Everyone has a chance with this Texas team.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Mack was referring to the SW Conference era where we were led by David McWilliams.
by BEHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Gilbert is 7-14 for 52 yards
That’s a whopping 3.7 YPA
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Have to say the byline Baylor 10 Texas 12 HALF is
IMPRESSIVE
I keep waiting Muschamp to say something like “and those fans in Texas sure must be getting restless….”
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
There has to be some coaches retiring after this year.
This is the type of coaching you do when you simply don;t care because you are out the door anyway.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
Gilbert’s stats are something that only Fred Akers could admire.
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
For all of you morons:
The touchback is the right call. The punt was muffed. It entered the end zone under its own impetus. It was never advanced completely out of the end zone.
by Dave on Oct 30, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
fox sport north is showing a Twins old timers game… a replay of a Twins old timer game. We have fallen so freaking far that regional fox stations would rather air old footage of a 55 year old 350 pound Kent Hrbek than us.
thank you blacklab, I was worried I was not going to get my weekly fix of the Greg and Gideon show.
by stuckinmn on Oct 30, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Tucker’s getting warmed up for his game winning FG in OT over UGA in Shreveport.
No way. That’s when we burn Russ’s shirt in his hometown.
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
As long as Gideon is on the field, Muschamp is an idiot.
As long as C. Brown or AW are returning punts, the ST coach is an idiot.
As long as GD has lived he has been an idiot. There are too many mistakes on O to list.
Ergo, Mack is an idiot. Bunch O’ Morons. Quick question, dumber football team: Texas or Cowboys? This is infuriating.
by Bartoncreek on Oct 30, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Every game this season, except for Nebraska, the opposing team has been psyched and ready and willing to play while we’ve been flatter than the top of Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s head. You can see it in the way Finley runs best of all in this game. Our guys, on the other hand, look like they don’t want to be there at all, and if they somehow happen into making a good play then it’s time for bottle service in the Champagne Room. The coaching is abysmal, the play-calling cringe-inducing, the decision-making laughable.
Curtis Brown makes the biggest WTF play on a punt I think I’ve ever seen, and he’s right back out there on the next punt. Gilbert plays like a dog that’s been beat too much, to quote The Man. We leave Gideon in position to make a full-body Ole with less than a minute to go in the half. It’s all quite breathtaking.
You are killing my relationship with football, Mack.
by Woody Bombay on Oct 30, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, there might be 2,000 people at the UH-Memphis game. How is it televised?
by mookiepatookis on Oct 30, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
This is the type of coaching you do when you simply don;t care because you are out the door anyway.
McWhorter’s probably done – he was going to retire a couple of years ago when his son graduated. Assume he didn’t because he needed a little extra buckage for a new bass boat, but now… I would hope WR coach is gone, too: crappy routes, no blocking, wtf?
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
Minus the 59 yard TD from Baylor they are averaging 3.4 YPP. With it they’re averaging 4.9.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
This is a shockingly good game. Oregon v USC. DT to take the field. Could we have gotten him?
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Halftime stats update.
Baylor’s offense averages 7.3 YPP gained on the season. In this game, they’re averaging 5.2. In other words, the Texas D is holding Baylor 29% below their season average.
Baylor’s defense yields an average of 5.2 YPP this season. In this game, they’ve yielded 4.2. In other words, the Texas O is gaining 21% less than Baylor allowed to its average opponent.
So, nothing unusual. The Texas D is doing its job. The Texas O is fucking up.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Mack has laughed and clapped his way to a field goal battle with Baylor on our own field. Unbelievable.
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
To clarify, by “YPP,” I mean “Yards per Play” (not “per pass”).
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
meanwhile Lamichael James just went 42 yards for the TD
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
You kick the FG with 8 seconds remaining because it gives you the opportunity to fall on the ball and call a timeout if we bungle the snap ect. Just a thought.
by Bobby_Batronic on Oct 30, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Baylor finally wising up – giving us consistently long fields means we can even score FGs.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Can we get helmets with 360 facemasks? That will inceease the chances of us getting our most effective 15 yd plays.
by Bob on Oct 30, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
There goes our run game. Fuckin Asscraft. We lose now.
by NY Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Shit, why stop at the helmets? Make them full-body facemasks.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Greg Davis is an idiot, but Gilbert is simply not good.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
Ashcraft has shown well this drive. We’re not playing for anything so let’s see what he can do.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
Oh my God – a Touchdown! We are truly blessed to have a genius like Greg Davis coordinating this offense!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
the faithful Greg Davis offense breakdown improvisation. Maybe gg is learning
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
There’s the good old-fashioned Texas Broken Play Offense.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
This announcing crew sounds like a CPA talking to an excited bagger from HEB.
by parlin on Oct 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Picked up the blitz. Improvisation. TD. Although, I thought the throw to Goodwin was pretty good. Wonder if he lost it in the lights
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
So we finally score a touchdown on a broken play and Mack and Greggie say “see how good we are”
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
Nice play by Gilbert. If your upperclassman receivers that the coaches won’t bench for underperforming keep dropping your touchdown passes, then just run for it. I like it.
by Balltastic Motivization on Oct 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
So we finally score a touchdown on a broken play and Mack and Greggie say "see how good we are"
Is that an actual quote?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Just checking in…
- They are attacking our safeties, as I thought.
- D is handling a dangerous guy well, otherwise. I’ll concede some Finley runs to overplay RGIII
On O
- Gilbert’s runs are everything to this offense – the GD offense requires it. Only way we can punish Cover Two. Threat, Duel. Need.
- Believe it or not, GD had some solid play calls that our players fucked him on – namely Kirkendoll and Matthews. Chicken-egg, right? We don’t practice real offense, we haven’t repped it, so it’s Game 8 that’s our first live reps doing some of these things.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
The zone read is a little more effective when the QB keeps it every so often.
by BEHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Goodwin lost it off his head. Terrible.
by Balltastic Motivization on Oct 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
I love Davanteejohnsondra-dra-dravanti Johnson. Hell of a player.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Holy fuck. 2 penalties. Jesus. Scott should have just dropped it and forced Baylor to punt.
On second thought…
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
So, we can’t even return a freaking INT without committing not one, but TWO fucking penalties. And really, there was a second block in the back that wasn’t even called.
This may be the worst-coached team in American history. It makes Custer’s brigade look positively competent.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, I was totally wondering about the guy who looked like Chase McCoy!
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
wow, aggressive call there on 2 and 2. sheesh
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions
Gilbert needs his legs
Bummer I was hoping I could borrow them for the weekend.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
The penalties are really bothering me today. I don’t know why, but it just seems these players have absolutely no fear of any repercussions with some of the stupid stuff they do. What happens during the week and after a game like Iowa State?
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
What in the HELL are we doing playing Sam Acho on punt coverage? Holy shit. Your MVP on defense, and you’re risking him on special teams???? Holy shit.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
So Williams, who hasn’t earned his schollie all year, makes a critical dumbass mistake that costs us points, goes to the sideline and not one single coach chews his stupid ass out. Instead, Kennedy is yukking it up on the sideline and eating a ham sandwich
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
BTW, who is Chase McCoy and why did we retire his jersey?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
BTW, who is Chase McCoy and why did we retire his jersey?
He looks a lot like Case McCoy. Different guy, though.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
BrickHorn said:
October 30th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Gilbert needs his legs
Bummer I was hoping I could borrow them for the weekend.
Ok I chuckled
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
thanks so much NY Horn,
i’m a longhorn longtime in Budapest, Hungary, the feed is awesome!
thanks!
by macruth on Oct 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
Did anyone else get a kick out of the play-by-play guy’s tone when he yelled “DUMP OFF!”?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus. Curtis is going to give me a damned heart attack.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
Curtis keeps looking like a fumble waiting to happen
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
Damn, USC game looks like it’s pretty interesting. 22-17 Oregon
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
need more cheerleader coverage… the ones with the chaps.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Curtis Brown’s thoughts when fielding a punt:
“Should I catch it? No. No. Nononononono. Just let it go. Or, maybe… No that’s crazy. Just do the smart thing and stay away from it. Let it bounce. Let it fall. Play it smart. AwfuckitI’mcatchingit.”
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Ha, Fozzy for QB. I’m curious, though, if Monroe gets yards, why not play him more often?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
It’s like that was too exciting for GD so back to sideways stuff
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
any good completion is a good completion… according to GD.
I guess that also means if it is 3rd and 10 and you complete the pass 2 yards short.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
So far, Davis has managed to get Monroe on the field for 3 carries, and 2 plays the announcers credited to DJ, but were run by Fozzy. Great performance by GD.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
This is not a better offense than last week. We’re as shitty as we’ve ever been.
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon with the patented head dip after a failed play
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
What was C. Scott doing? Our safeties are really not good
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
He just bowed down. Arma-Gideon.
Skip, just google image Texas Pom Squad
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Ok, well, maybe the D isn’t locking this sumbitch down just yet.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
It seems like every coach and player on this team is mailing it in. We deserve a few blowouts. Worst team Mack has ever put out there without a doubt.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Why in the hell is Malcolm Williams returning kicks?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Why isn’t our athletic dept making a Godfather offer to Jim Harbaugh right now? Stanford 41-0 over Huskies.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Why does our fourth-best running back get the most carries?
by CS on Oct 30, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
“And now, Texas…how do they respond? Newton…barely gets out of the backfield.”
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
our mind game has been fucked by the last baylor td. now we’ll ….shit interception……
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Volleyball set INT for Greg Smith. Man is this familiar shit.
by CS on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Oh my God. Greg Smith with the lateral to Baylor. Allsome.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Are we really about to blow a lead to Baylor? Our accursed Tight Ends strike again
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Take the jerseys off every player on this team, none of them deserve to wear TEXAS on their jersey. Maybe Acho, no one else.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon didn’t cover himself in glory, but Scott really blew that play.
Of course, if we could score TDs instead of settling for FGs this is 34-17 and a few big plays from a good offense don’t matter.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
like i said, need more cheerleaders to improve entertainment value of this crappy team.
by skip on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Our TEs are so bad they couldn’t start for the Beeville Trojans.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
texas fans are pissed off cause hey have to stay in the stadium for another quarter
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Oregon scores again. 2 plays. Just fucking awesome watching their offense.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
he should have caught it. he’s just terrible.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Mack is getting completely owned by horrible teams like Iowa State, Baylor, etc. What the hell has happened to this team?
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Texas will almost never score in 2 plays, because it’s bad form to kick a field goal on 2nd down.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
i think i’d take the 3 and wait for texas to fuck up some more
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
Of course they should go for it. Upside is a touchdown, downside is giving the ball to the worst offense in the history of college football on their own 2 yard line.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
If I were Art Briles I would definitely go for it.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Holy Crap Oregon is bananas!
Damn, go deep from your 5 yard line
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
Oregon about to score again! Started on their own 5, 55 yd pass play with 30 seconds left in the half.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
I feel like an Aggie – hoping we pull off the big upset against Baylor. Unfortunately agroid now has a functioning quarterback while we have nothing on offense.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Gilbert will get some wr killed some day with his horrible passes
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
I want USC to win for the BCS chaos, but I do like that Duck offense.
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
According to Fox, some guy named John Tucker has kicked 4 of 5 FGs for Texas tonight.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
I want Oregon to go and play Auburn. Or Boise. I can’t stop watching this game, their offense is just incredible.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
man, the colonel and that bun especially for chicken. he’d be a great offensive coordinator. except for the dead thing.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Battling with Baylor in the 4th quarter. Awesome!
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Can’t wait to hear the excuses from Mack this week. “Baylor is a great team”, “Iowa State is a heck of a group”, “A few plays didn’t go our way”.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
i’m switching my allegiance to baylor. their colors work better with my spring look.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
Baylor up 4 and going for two because they know 2 FGs are more likely for Texas than one TD. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
“[Our turnover] doesn’t bother us, we’re an aggressive team, and they didn’t get anything out of it.” – Chip Kelly
I wish we had a play caller with this kind of mentality.
by Colby on Oct 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
I would take a dead Colonel Sanders over our current OC
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
I think we fumble the kickoff, b/c that’s what losing teams do.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
And people threw a fit about the banner flown before the game….pffft
by maninblack on Oct 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
It’s really pathetic when Paul Rhodes, Art Briles, etc. look like geniuses compared to our coaches. Sherman will definitely school our team. I’m split as to whether Mack should retire at the end of this year or not, but a few assistants definitely need to go. Absolutely pathetic
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
the talking doctor just called the patient a “jack wagon.” what is a jack wagon? kind of a vague pejorative.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Well at least one Texas ddn’t choke tonight. Rangers 4, Giants 2. Final.
by Drunk Nolan on Oct 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
All we need now is for GG to throw an interception to seal the loss just like against Iowa State, UCLA, etc.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
a jack wagon is a coach who calls a screen pass. lots of screen passes.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
Just horrible blocking on kickoff return. Monroe ran into a wall of 4 Baylor players.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
has anyone else noticed that gilbert rapes his recievers with his eyes before he throws
by Billy20 on Oct 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Y’all do realize that John Chiles is the most reliable WR in our football program right now, right?
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Another third and long. This rarely ends well
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
commentator praises gilbert’s ability to hang in there an take the hit. then we get a procedure call. arg…
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Ok, well, Chiles isn’t really all that reliable, just more reliable than the rest of our WR corps.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
This is the suck!
Why not send ’em all downfield and throw to DJ crossing? Oh, I know why…
by RugbyPropaganda on Oct 30, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
I want to see Gilbert or a coach get in Hix’s face. There is no fucking passion or fire on this team. They all look like they are either ready to retire (coaches) or don’t give a damn (players).
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Has Mike Davis been playing? I don’t mean this in a snarky way… I haven’t heard his name.
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Mike Davis got the ball on at least one ill-conceived end-around.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
should any offensive skill position player be redshirting right now. I mean, if they can’t beat out these guys. I’d just rather start their eligibility clock.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
we are going to lose this game. Life will go on but it will be worse.
by scott on Oct 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Eyes, Chiles didn’t convert that third down, but he did some things a lot better than our other receivers:
1) He ran PAST THE STICK on his route.
2) He did NOT commit a pass interference penalty.
3) He had the ball in his hands, and he almost caught it.
4) After failing to catch it, he made sure to drop it down, not allowing the defense to intercept it, and allowing us to punt the ball away.
The fourth point is the key one, you really have to play field position when you are down ONLY FOUR to baylor at home in the 4th quarter, IMO.
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Get in someone’s face? That is not the style taught by Mack and Bianco.
by RugbyPropaganda on Oct 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Where are the Muschamp defenders? His elite defense CAN’T STOP FUCKING BAYLOR. He is no better than MacDuff.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Correct me if I’m wrong, but Hix has a procedure penalty every game this year, no?
by BillyParham on Oct 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve lost FSN’s signal 3 times tonight already. So of couse, Deloss will pick them over ESPN for BEVO TV…
by Pathetic on Oct 30, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
Texas Baylor not even mentioned in halftime update. Syracuse cincy, yes.
How the mighty have fallen. We are in a world of giant SUCK.
Oregon will get the ball to start the second half….
What is score please?
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
here’s the question: do i want texas to lose? piss off enough execs to finally pull the plug on some coaches? scipio? is this pragmatism too un – texas?
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
How did we beat Nebraska and Tech? Or Wyoming?
by RugbyPropaganda on Oct 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
There’s that Chase McCoy guy again.
Oh, it’s Colt.
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Colt ought to punch that “Lingers way too long” cameraman in the face.
by FSNsucks like GDGD on Oct 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Chase McCoy is a gamer. He’s heady. He’s a winner.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
I pray Fox Sports doesn’t get the longhorn network
by Tdiddle on Oct 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Querie: Why do they call the position “safety”?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Wow. “No safety in the neighborhood.”
Texas’s run of 10-win seasons dies with a THUD.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
“No safety in the neighborhood”
Sounds like a motto to me…
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
I dread the sound of Craig Way saying “caught”.
by RugbyPropaganda on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
guess my question is moot. we don’t have a catch up offense.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
How many times does Blake Gideon get to give up stupid TDs before somebody on the staff wakes up and sits his white ass down?
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone still worried about Georgia trying to steal Muschamp? Just send them this game tape or the one from last week.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
The only thing that can save us now is Victory Young
by Tdiddle on Oct 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Ha, Gideon sucks. If Acho doesn’t make the play, no one is. You guys are getting slanted to death.
by gingerballs on Oct 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Did I mention that Baylor was going to attack our safeties as their entire game plan?
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Art Briles played Muschamp like a fiddle. I luv Muschamp and all, but Briles just threw a haymaker after a couple of rope-a-dope plays.
Give Baylor credit. They deserve this game. Texas is truly just hoffific this year.
by Mocking Bird on Oct 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon is only a “coach on the field” if you’re comparing him to our coaches.
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
Why not put in Case Mccoy at this point? We have nothing to lose. Gilbert is not getting it done, not even close. Say this with me, “Gilbert equals Jerrod Johnson”.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
What the fuck is Gideon doing out there? He’s horrible.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
How many times are they going to call him Chase McCoy?
by gingerballs on Oct 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
At least now we get to see GD let Gilbert sling down field in desperation.
by Mocking Bird on Oct 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
it’s a lot easier if you watch this game after a big hit of heroin.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Gilbert is far down our list of issues in this game.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon is only a "coach on the field" if you’re comparing him to our coaches.
LOL
by parlin on Oct 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
This defense isn’t elite. No matter what some choose to think
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
Dear Mack,
I am dialing it in. I am going to watch DVDs of Mad Men with my wife on a Saturday night in October.
I tried. I really tried to care. Now I am just pissed that I even read the various Web sites, fretted over various personnel changes and depth charts or even sat through the entire Iowa State game last week when I could have been playing rugby. I want those hours back.
I can’t even finish…
What would Don Draper do?
by RugbyPropaganda on Oct 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
I wonder if Mack will tell us that “You spoiled fans can’t expect to beat Baylor every year” in his postgame comments?
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
You’re an idiot CA Longhorn. That’s all I’ll say.
by LoneOptimist on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Can you believe the baylor defensive line didnt bite on the play action there on first and 10?
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Can’t wait to hear Mack make excuses. His bullshit never gets old. “Heck of a game”, “what a team baylor has”. It used to be Mack being nice, now he’s being serious. Embarassing how far this program has fallen.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
echeese will probably kill someone at FSN for highlighting Gideon like that
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
October 30th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Why not put in Case Mccoy at this point? We have nothing to lose. Gilbert is not getting it done, not even close. Say this with me, "Gilbert equals Jerrod Johnson".
Gilbert can’t be blamed for frequent dropped passes.
by Don't be a drama queen on Oct 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
THAT is our hail mary offense?!!!? Passing short to Greg Smith?
I take back my embarrasement for the flyover banner
by Mocking Bird on Oct 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Cody has been fantastic in this game, by the way.
Naturally, he has only 7 carries while Tre hasn’t broken a tackle yet.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
i don’t think there’s enough time for our offense.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
So, as usual, our offense starts to finally move the ball when the opposing D starts rushing 3 and backing the safeties off the LOS. All we have to do is get 10 or more points behind in the 4th quarter, and GD can really coach!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Eyes, astute observation.
See Q4 OU, Q4 Iowa State, Q4 Baylor…..
Pattern.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Why do all of our routes require the receiver to stand perfectly still?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Ok, I’m sorry, Mike Davis is all over this.
But question, why do we have tight ends?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
I think my neck is going to hurt tomorrow because all I can do is shake my head over and over and over.
by Monahorns on Oct 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Good grief. 2 runs. and we have to burn a time out
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
HURRY up, Jesus Christ where is the urgency? No wonder why the crowd is booing.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
We just took an offensive time out.
This is….I can’t do this. I’m out.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
Honestly, I don’t blame the fans in the stadium for booing those two calls. Davis has made those same calls every time we’ve had a possession inside the 10 this season. It’s incomprehensibly stupid, and deserves booing.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
“This is the first time in my life I’m glad I’m deaf. I can’t hear the booooooos.”
by gingerballs on Oct 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
GD Logic: I should have run Cody Johnson earlier in the game. Therfore, I will run him when time is running out.
Mack: Timeout.
Inept. Freakin Inept.
by LoneOptimist on Oct 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
they should be booing, i can’t believe it took this long. Fade coming.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Is Mack just trying to run out the clock? Keep the loss respectable?
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
TE was wide open there, not sure if I would have thrown to him either though.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
honestly, in hindsight, we need a FG and a TD. We should’ve taken the FG as soon as we got in range – it’s what our offense is gong to give us anyway.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
scipio, you coward. you let them wrap you to the pole. stack the faggots around you. light them. and let the flames slowly work to you til your skull pops.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
CA Longhorn – Me either. That corner was just hovering for a pick.
by Mocking Bird on Oct 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
I’m glad that FSN is calling out the time management here and expressing puzzlement at the play calls in the red zone
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Where can I listen to the post-game live? 1300 or ESPN 104?
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
really greg smith. We’re doing gay ass hand shit when we just kicked a field goal down by 11? Fuck this team.
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
Im excited about this maybe this is the uproar that we need for the donors to say davis goes….look at the stands nearly empty……hate to say it but this could be a good thing
by Billy20 on Oct 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
So how much do you think we have to offer the Auburn OC? I’m assuming Deloss still has the Auburn athletics department number on speed dial.
Can we have coach in waiting 1 and 2?
by Bob on Oct 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
you let them wrap you to the pole. stack the faggots around you.
Uh, what?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Now GD can say “I got them within one score (with a 2 pt. conversion). If the defense just would have stopped them in 3 plays we would have won.”
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
sorry, too literary. it’s hard to be a die hard ut fan anymore.
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
3rd and 10 for the game. $1000 says they throw towards geideon’s area.
by Bob on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
The last time Baylor beat Texas in Austin, it turned out to be the final nail in the coffin for John Mackovic. I find myself wishing this would have the same effect on Mack Brown.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
great. gideon finally fucking hits someone and its aaron fucking williams.
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
Oh Jesus. That dumb motherfucker Gideon just killed our best defensive back!
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
The Auburn OC is just what GD is…a guy with a stud at qb
by LoneOptimist on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon, really?! Gideon? Please get this fuckhead off the field? What the fuck does he look at?
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon finally makes a great hit in the game – on Aaron Williams.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
GODDAMNIT BLAKE GET OFF THE FUCKING FIELD AND STOP HURTING YOUR FUCKING TEAMMATES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOUR STUPID ASS!
by tim on Oct 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Gideon again with the big hit… on his own teammate…
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Nice of muschamp to put Aaron Williams on Wright.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Dumbass Gideon sends Williams into convulsions.
by Tired of that fucking moron on Oct 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
He KOed Robinson in Nebraska and they gave him the hard hat award. I guess he gets it this week too. FUCK!
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Luckily Griffin didn’t fake that throw, Gideon would have taken out Williams and the receiver would have gone 80 yards.
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Probably best ga,e of the year is on ABC. uSC has taken the lead…
This is football.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Spare us the bullshit, Gideon is an irresponsible counterproductive total dumbass .
by Shutup FSN apologist on Oct 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
The Auburn OC had a good offense with Chris Todd at QB. Now that he’s got Cam Newton it’s monstrous.
But I’m pretty sure Gus Malzahn isn’t going anywhere that’s not for a head coaching gig.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
There is nothing to justify Gideon’s presence on the field. Nothing.
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
The great thing about this is that our fat slug of a conditioning coach is getting lots of fat ass air time.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Damn, I’m glad he’s OK.
My stomach is churning
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
Do not let gideon anywhere near Kheeston.
Does he f@&:ing owe some bookies money or something?
by Bob on Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
if i were to tell you that we were to lose to ucla iowa state and baylor in one year how much would you bet me?
by Billy20 on Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
That’s it. Gideon’s a goddamn menace out there. He’s a fucking nightmare. There’s absolutely nothing he does right for this team, and now he’s fucking blindsiding players who are actually worth a damn. Fuck.
Thank God AJ’s okay. Gideon’s a walking curse on Texas football. The sooner his ass is out of the program, the better.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
this coaching staff. doesn’t give a shit. there’s not other explanation for this fucking shit.
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
I’m not near a TV, guys.
Is A.J. moving? Is he conscious?
What’s going on?
by Streets of Laredo on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Is it wrong that I think Mack Brown will try to use that incident as a leverage to lecture us on “perspective” at the press conference?
Holy Crap, Curtis does it again! My God!
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
And the Curtis Brown slapstick show continues!
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Oh my God. Curtis Brown. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
The coaches are to blame. There is no reason for Curtis Brown to be fielding punts in this game.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Well, Mack’s faith in Cu Brown was well placed
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
He fumbles it.
Ball game.
Unfuckingbelievable.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
How many times has Gideon knocked a teammate out of the game this year? At least 2 that I can recall.
by Self defeating on Oct 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Come on Curtis, just catch it, oops, too late. He fumbled it twice. You’d think he’d know to jump on it on the ground the second time instead of trying to pick it up and run.
That second Longhorn who picked it up may have been down, they need to review it.
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Blatant favoritism shown to players and coaches who obviously don’t deserve it can be a cancer on a team. Wonder if that’s what is going on behind the scenes.
Can we rent another airplane banner for Gideon this time?
by spit and tears on Oct 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Laredo, Williams got up and walked off. He was KOed
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
uhm, I think we recovered that and he was down. Not that we’re going 90 yards to win anyways.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Hope the coaches waive their salary this week. So embarassing. I won’t be satisfied until a coordinator is fired. No excuses for this nonsense.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
done with this team until at least half this staff is fired or retires.
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Our team is legitimately retarded. Like full retard. Full fucking retard. From the staff to the players, the whole team is just flat-out stupid.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Can we just put Hix or Matthews in for our punt reception?
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
I think Don Draper would have another drink right now.
by parlin on Oct 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Oh wait our coaches are surprised.
Come on officials. Let’s make those dollars count!
by Bob on Oct 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Hicks looked down. Can’t believe another muffed punt. This team is just horrible.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
“Upon further review, a fumble did occur, but we are unable to determine who recovered. Therefore my hometown team retains possession.”
by Pittsburgh resident on Oct 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
If we ever send Curtis Brown back again Mack has lost my vote of confidence. There is no point ever sending Curtis Brown back. Hasn’t he had four muffs this year so far?
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks, Canuck Horn.
Glad to hear he’s OK. Freakin’ scary when a player is down and not moving. When that happens, nothing else seems to matter. Forget the game – at least he still has his skull together.
by Streets of Laredo on Oct 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Our collective team IQ is roughly equal to that of the cast of “The View”.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
It wasn’t indisputable. If we get it, it’ll be a gift.
by Woody Bombay on Oct 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
Was the ball possessed? Or is it CuBrown that’s possessed?
by Tex Long on Oct 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
Well, Curtis couldn’t quite manage to give the ball away, but he did add an unsportsmanlike penalty for good measure.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
I think we’d do better putting nobody back on punts at this point.
Although, can someone tell me why we have like 20 wide receivers who don’t play, yet two DBs are who we have fielding punts? Don’t our coaches know alot of guys play D b/c they don’t have the greatest hands?
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
The freeze frame shot that fox had was conclusive.
by ultralight on Oct 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
If I see a tight end on the field im going to austin with a protest sign
by Billy20 on Oct 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
Agreed, Laredo. The team is dead to me, I embrace the loss, life comes from death. I’ll just be glad if the players can move on
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
we have 5 fields goals. Against Baylor. FIVE
That’s pretty impressive. If you’ve got 5 field goals, you must have scored at least as many touchdowns, too! Right?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
Those 4 yards will make all the difference for us.
by EggNog on Oct 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
We blitz, they hit us for a 60 yard TD on a slant. They blitz, we have no answer other than to surrender a sack.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
This looks like our desperation drive from last week, completely futile.
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
When Mackovic lost to Baylor, it was by 2 points.
Mack Brown is on his way to an 8-point loss to Texas.
False start! Yay!
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
False start. and now a fumble.
Our football makes pretty girls sad.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Good God. Another full team meltdown for the Longhorns at home. There’s not one thing this team does well.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
way to cradle the fucking ball. You must have been taught to carry that way
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
LOL! What a fitting way to effectively end this season. My goodness.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Another receiver fumble/drop.
Yeah, must somehow be GG’s fault…
by ... on Oct 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
gee deloss, how much are we spending on our football program?
by gary on Oct 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Legitimate question: do the Horns go bowling this season?
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Three losses at home, to UCLA, Iowa State and Baylor.
You’re doing a heckuva job, Brownie.
by EyesOfTX on Oct 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Fans shouldn’t be just booing, they should be storming the coaches boxes by now. Unfreakingbelievable.
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Nice home record this year. We may squeeze out one victory here this season.
by EggNog on Oct 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
KU > UT. It’s simple math, KU loses to BU and ISU on the road while UT loses to both at home. Obvious
by gingerballs on Oct 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
It’s starting to get more and more obvious that maybe Mack needs to just hand the reins to Boom and go be an announcer on GameDay.
It’s painfully obvious that zero coaching has gone into this team. Mistakes happen. Sometimes players don’t have the experience or aren’t that talented. But to consistently make the same mistakes, not make adjustments, and have no clear plan going into games? Pathetic.
by ThisCoachingStaffSucks on Oct 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
If it weren’t for Texas Tech, we’d be dead last in the Big XII South.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
and people think a banner is worthy of mention as a problem for the school
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
Why the hell is the band playing the fight song? I know the Eyes is tradition, but the fight song after a loss? That’s retarded (or maybe it’s the Baylor band mocking us).
by tdwalsh on Oct 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
Mack, Will and Greg have coached this team in to the biggest joke in college football. Congratulations
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Legitimate question: do the Horns go bowling this season?
Seriously dude. Did you not just watch this fucking team?
by someone on Oct 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
What may piss me off the most is Mack allowing that sorry sack of shit cocksucker Briles a win after the way he tried to screw us on the final BCS ballot for 2008.
by Sheesh on Oct 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Mack spent the whole offseason mailing it in and telling everyone who could listen that he was “worried about this team.” That’s called conditioning the response to a failure of your own making. What a clusterfuck, and the blame lays at Mack’s feet.
I say send him packing. It’s time for a new regime.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
I saw Mack yelling at Mitchell when he got that false start. If you are that made pull him!!! Put someone else then! I would rather lose with a walk-on on the field who played with effort and intelligence than these absolute morons. Just horrible stupid pathetic rraaaa!!!
by Monahorns on Oct 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
And why is Curtis Brown on the football team?
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like the Mack era is over to me. At best he’s another Joe Paterno, Bobby Bowden, etc. The good days are over.
by CA_Longhorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
Accountability coaches don’t demand it from anyone - including themselves
by Srr50 on Oct 30, 2010 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
I would like to hear everyone’s opinion… does this spell the end for Greg Davis?
by Teejay on Oct 30, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
I would like to hear everyone’s opinion… does this spell the end for Greg Davis?
Good luck with that. We’re not exactly a very opinionated bunch.
by BrickHorn on Oct 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
I think it does. I would be very surprised if GD and Kennedy are still here next year.
by LoneOptimist on Oct 30, 2010 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Not yet. As bad as he is, there were tons of player screwups that will give Mack an out to ignore GDGD’s shortcomings.
by Don't get your hopes up on Oct 30, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Kirk herbstreit expressing amazement at result, “how do you lose to Iowa st and baylor in the same season?” muschamp says “and you can throw ucla into that mix”…..
Hahahaha! Funny!
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Herbie: “HOW do you lose to UCLA, Iowa St, AND Baylor IN AUSTIN in a single year?”
Good question, Herbie, good question
by Canuck Horn on Oct 30, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
I would like to hear everyone’s opinion… does this spell the end for Greg Davis?
Dude, you just about took down the internet with that one. Fortunately most BC readers are too pissed to care anymore or are jumping off the nearest bridge.
by Balltastic Motivization on Oct 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
I can only see one more win left on the schedule, this team is the worse than the 96,97 teams.. A. Williams will be out 2-3 weeks with that nasty concussion and the defense loses one of its best players..
Will Mack be around another year is the question? Does a multi million dollar year coach get a pass on a losing season? Never, I’ll take 3-4 loses in a rebuilding year but we aren’t stoping at 4… This team is losing 6 games guaranteed.
by Baylor on Oct 30, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
Newsflash: this team will not win another game this year
by ransomstoddard on Oct 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Quan’s twitter:
“Tough day for horns again I hear, pray for men that’s about to lose their job! :/ btw BU don’t gloat too much UT lost to Iowa st. Already…”
We can only hope.
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
1997 redux. The only difference is Mack has more capital built up than Mackovic.
by GigoloJoe on Oct 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Baylor you got it. Losing last week was worst loss since rice in 97. Losing this week makes it worse than 97. And the situation cannot be fixed. It is over. The program doesn’t have the scheme to ever be a contender. Just turn on the Oregon game. Even USC is miles ahead of us. They actually look like a TEAM. And Oregon? Please. We would never compete.
I don’t know what TPTB will do, but there is no denying that major major changes need to be made.
by HornNY on Oct 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Who are these pussy reporters asking questions? Jesus, it is a fellatio fest in this PC.
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
more twitter action:
“Mack Brown now has more home losses in the last month than Bob Stoops has his entire #OU career.”
by naija on Oct 30, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
I gotta say, if we had lost 4 games this year to Nebraska, OU, OSU, and maybe even Aggie or K-State, I’d be disappointed but OK with the whole “rebuilding year” meme.
But fuck, Baylor and Iowa State in the same fucking year? Is this a bad dream?
I don’t see any way that the team just doesn’t give up at this point and lose every single one from here on out. 5-7 is likely and 4-8 is a distinct possibility.
by Johnnymac on Oct 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
They mentioned that the last time Texas lost 3 home games in a row was in 88-I was a fit undergrad chasing so much tail I somehow didn’t really care that much. Now that I’m 40 with a wife, 2 kids and a mortgage it seems to bother me a bit.
trivia question that I do not know the answer to- when was the last time Texas lost 4 out of 5?
by stuckinmn on Oct 30, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Nice fucking hissyfit tantrum, Curtis. Nice veteran leadership on this club.
I’ve never in my life been so ready for so many Longhorns to graduate and get the fuck away from this team.
by Homesick Alien on Oct 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
This team is done. Plain & simple.
Players are giving up, coaches don’t care, fan apathy will set in soon enough.
Mack needs to retire. There’s no chance to “go out on top.”
It’s time.
by Levander Williams on Oct 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
trivia question that I do not know the answer to- when was the last time Texas lost 4 out of 5?
1999 carrying over to 2000.
Loss to A&M, Loss to Nebraska, Loss to Arkansas, Beat Louisiana Lafayette, Lose to Stanford.
In the same season, it goes back to 1997.
by Puedlfor on Oct 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Apathy is coming. Let’s hope a coaching change can stop it during the offseason.
by uthookem on Oct 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
If we can’t force this shit to change then we are pussies too.
We make fun of the aggies and shit for their coaches and their denials and here we go letting the same damn thing happen. guess it’s different if it’s us.
Mack has earned one but shit has to change day one post season, which will be early.
Management 101 says we tend to stick to what we do best in times of stress. Guess Mack is focusing on recruiting instead of assistant coaches. Probably will be at season end as well without strong prompt.
by derryl on Oct 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT reply actions
“You have to give Baylor alot of credit” ~ Mack Brown
by Willow01 on Oct 31, 2010 12:47 AM CDT reply actions
At least you guys can tell us, “just wait til basketball season!”…. oh wait, no. You can’t even say that. LOLOLOLOL
by Bear on Nov 1, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
We may not win another game this year.
Can’t wait for basketball. Wait…this is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BASKETBALL TEAM LAST YEAR!!!
by burned orange on Nov 1, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
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