First Take Care Of Head

hey, pick up some beer and some cleaning products…

Awesome honey bear bong. I have to think a ton of these kids smoke.

Don’t condescend me, man…

I’ll kill you.

In all seriousness, I’ve always been fascinated by the disconnect between college and pro ball. In the pros you can’t smoke. In college, the NCAA doesn’t even bother testing for that. What up with that?

And yeah, I think the purple drank would be considered “recreational” as well.

However, six universities – Baylor, Cincinnati, Georgia, Kentucky, Miami and Virginia Tech — have a much stricter policy, suspending its players at least one game for a first positive drug test.

I guess eating dope and beating this shit out of your old lady gets you a multple game suspension at Baylor.

I can’t believe I am saying this, but I think Beebe is right on here. The leagues/NCAA care about the competitiveness of the product on the field; the schools should be the ones enforcing the legal infractions.

Frankly, the NFL should calm the fuck down about that, but unlike college, it has a CBA (or at least is supposed to). So if the players’ assn agreed to it…

You guys wanna smoke a bowl or uhh…oh.

I’ll just say that as someone who worked at the undergraduate writing center for a certain unnamed state university and so came into contact with the academic advising staff for the athletes occasionally, I am shocked — SHOCKED!!! — that these kids might be smoking this “marijuana” business you are speaking of.

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I think watching how various programs respond to DUI arrests is possibly more interesting. I think I’ve seen everything from no real punishment to kicked off the team over that.

This is great. And Brad Pitt was fantastic in that.

Tons of these dudes hit the chronic. For sure. I have to believe test results stay very private. It might also explain some of the bodies on some of our guys. Taco Cabana will put the weight on you when you eat it at 2am.

tjarks:
this is going to sound harsh and completely off topic. The undergrad writing center (at FAC) is a joke. The experts there are pretty comical. One of my professors offered extra credit on our papers if we went for help at the writing center, so naturally I went. What a waste of time.

on topic:
In any case, why must the NCAA get involved in recreational drug enforcement? The police and university should be taking care of that. It has nothing to do with sports…

“this is going to sound harsh and completely off topic. The undergrad writing center (at FAC) is a joke. The experts there are pretty comical. One of my professors offered extra credit on our papers if we went for help at the writing center, so naturally I went. What a waste of time.”

Yep, I see.

owenh — yea man it wasn’t the best. But it was good money and it was easy as hell; we spent the vast majority of our time dicking around in the break room and making fun of the kids we were helping. Also it’s designed for remedial writers — THIS IS NOT A JOKE — I spent an awful lot of time explaining the difference between “subjects” and “verbs”.