Spring Sundry

This post needs an “only douchebags root for Arsenal” tag. 3-1 Barca today, then Arsenal’s best player departs for Catalonia in the summer a la George Orwell. Double whammy.

This will have to do.

Fuck both of you.

I thought that was me for a second-I have that jersey-but I’d never make a Sooner kid face.

I forgot you’re one of those guys that has a jersey for every team in the Champion’s League.

Always the WINNER, magnus. Except when you’re losing.

I only buy the jersey of the League WINNER. Which means I’ve purchased Blackburn and Leeds jerseys more recently than a Liverpool one.

duke, who’s your team? You strike me as a La Liga fan.

Fuck Barca!!! Spanish fairies.

“Tristan Thompson channeled his inner Kanadian Koresh and kindly torched Perry Jones’ Charmin-soft post defense and 6 other McDonald’s All-Baptists to the tune of 19 points and 13 rebounds.”

I’ll repeat myself…. Vash should post more. That’s gold.

So much to love about this post. I hope its the first of many to use the NECK TATS IN YO FACE! tag.

What are you talking about Art? Vash is murdering Scipio on the boards right now.

Whatever happened to Scipio? I actually enjoy reading his posts. Has he not recovered from losing both eyes in the Kumite?

Does Gilbert have a good grasp on Dan Hawkins’ offense yet?

magnus, I prefer to hurl insults at other clubs and fans without having my allegiances known. It’s safer that way.

Quandre Diggs. Sort of not surprised.

Keeping Kenny from murdering somebody at Gregory is a bigger issue.

Barca vomit General is awesome.

Great stuff, Vash. I consider you the Little Magician of Barking Carnival.

Time’s like these make me wish I paid attention to soccer more than once every four years. Could really use a BC cheat sheet on all those damn futbol leagues.

Maybe Huck can put together a formula that tells you which team you should root for based on the myers-briggs personality test.

Huck’s cheat sheat would statistically favor Manchester City over every other team.

He has an autographed pair of Carlos Tevez’ soiled underwear. Hopefully he doesn’t try to replicate the face scar.

I think im about to start dating an aggy, what should I do?

Fabregas is on the take. Street agent!

practice on a farm animal first. it will go much better when live bullets are firing.

I think practicing on the farm animal would get you into a fight with an aggy. I’m tied and feathered either way

Dedfischer said: “Does Gilbert have a good grasp on Dan Hawkins’ offense yet?”

Good one.

Hey ded — Any new rumors about Pirate Leach and where he lands? That guy could be the charles barkley of football color if he got a good gig and a long leash.

Surprise, surprise another tainted victory for Barca. Now I know how Chelsea felt.

“I think im about to start dating an aggy, what should I do?”

Handcuff yourself to the front door of Austin State Hospital, give the key to someone who works there, ingest whatever they give you, see how you feel when you come to. Repeat if you still feel the same.

I tried it a few months ago and it wasn’t pretty. Ask MBV too, he’s been there.

Mad Clapper -

Normally I’d say it’s poor form to make those comments, especially after Barca comprehensively dominated this match. But I forgive you because I know as an Arsenal fan you are not used to experiencing disappointment after a big match. Rare occurrence, imo.

“Hey ded — Any new rumors about Pirate Leach and where he lands? That guy could be the charles barkley of football color if he got a good gig and a long leash.”

Latest rumor is that he just landed in Austin today to consult with Mack Brown on the UT offense. Seriously, someone on the Tech board just ran into him at the Austin airport and that’s what he said he was doing.

props ded, thats an outstanding rumor to start

I’m curious if it’s true.

TT, only problem was that I was the one that fucked that up.

She was as pure as the driven snow so I pissed my name in it, drank another 20 beers and added my last name for good measure.

She’s now a Dr. WHOOOOOOOPS!

It’s getting wild. Another guy says his friend picked Leach up from the airport and is sitting in the car with him right now, but the trip has nothing to do with seeing Mack. I would guess something of a legal nature. Must have been screwing with the other guy. Can someone get Chip Brown or Vasherized planted in the bushes somewhere to get to the bottom of this?

Maybe he’s here for SXSW.

http://schedule.sxsw.com/events/event_FS11348

WTF? I don’t know how you live in Austin.

Me either. If only I could get a foothold in Lubbock.

You need to be saved.

says the guy who lives in Dallas next to the cotton bowl…it’s like north Philly with better weather.

I just had lunch at a place with 30 types of cordon bleu. Put that in the addendum somewhere Vasherized.

Look man, that red card on RVP was horseshit and we all know it. Barca was the better team but that was a bad way to lose. $ tells in soccer just like it does in football (Oregon and Auburn in the BCS Championship game holla). Arsenal cannot afford the squad depth of the bigger clubs. So you subtract a healthy Djourou, a healthy Fabregas, and a healthy RVP and you get what you have now because we don’t have the likes of a Drogba on the bench.

That is the best picture of Magnus, HJ, and Vash I’ve ever seen.

Soccer? Really?!?

There are other sports besides basketball played outside of Kansas.

Barcelona doesn’t need to matchfix, they’ll beat your ass anyway. Arsenal would have needed 14 guys to win that game. Obviously it wasn’t happening with 10 or 11.

Arsenal fans should direct their scourge against that fingerbugger Bendtner, who bricked a chance to tie it.

And I’m not a Barca fan. SHAKHTAR ALL THE WAY BITCHES>

ODU’s postman is a beast.
//12th & Comal slump buster// is going into my rolodex of hilarious phrases.

It was 1-1 when the call happened, all the possession, completed passes, and flops in the world don’t fucking count if you can’t put it in the net.

Man, I never thought I’d see the day when we needed a Kansas fan to bring some sense to this board.

Soccer is proof that if people drink enough alcohol, they will watch anything.

Can 3 billion people be wrong?!

Evidently.

I saw Austin’s local Sikh tribe playing cricket at the IF Fields yesterday. At the other end was a UT club lacrosse game for which the fraternities and sororities were appropriately inspired to throw a kegger in the parking lot.

Lots of Sperry Topsiders on foot.

This last post reminded me of Netherland. My 8 year old is a Barca fan.

We’re gonna have to start talking about teh foosball again so I can understand what the fuck y’all are talking about.
Well, more of it anyway.

It was 1-1 when the call happened, all the possession, completed passes, and flops in the world don’t fucking count if you can’t put it in the net.

The way I see it, the two clubs were more or less equally lucky. A sane Arsenal fan would admit that there was no fucking way in hell that the score deserved to be 1-1 at that point. Look, if that match is played 10 times Barcelona wins 10 times, regardless of who the referee is or what decisions he makes.

Madrid and Barca are really in a league of their own when it comes to finances, but Arsenal had the fifth highest revenue in the world last year. They’re richer than Chelski or Liverpool. They’ve got the resources to have more squad depth than they do. I’d blame Wenger.

srr50, this is the BC readership’s version of civil disobedience until Scipio starts posting again

230 million people watched the 2006 Arsenal/Barcelona Champion’s League final, making it the third most watched sporting event of the year behind the Winter Olympics opening ceremony and World Cup Final.

Brazilians and Argentines like to eat guts, Spanish and French abhor soap and dentists but dig body hair, Asians think its polite to fart after a meal — whats your point?