Brian Brooks Beat the Barkers

by Vasherized on Apr 5, 2011 10:48 AM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Basketball

Congratulations, Brian. For being the only participant that picked UConn to win it all, a date with sizzlechest awaits!

Second place finisher Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame collects an East Side storage shed of used Tote Bags. We are not responsible for the contents therein.

Dustin Shaw finished third place, emulating the life of HenryJames, thankfully for just one day.

nordberg's family is very proud of his fifth place showing. Can celebratory evites be far away?

We'd also like to congratulate some notable performances by nickel rover, Peter Bean, Homesick Alien, and The General for channeling their inner Matt Howard, shooting 1-13 from the field with the big prize on the line in a scintillating finish for last place.

That prize ultimately went to Kevin Mitchell, whose reward is full credentials at Barking Carnival. Welcome aboard, Kevin. You'll fit in well here.

Next up: The Barking Golf Pricks Masters Challenge. srr50 will be along shortly with the details once he cleans up that putt on 18.

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Vash,

This deserves a link:

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2010/04/09/holy-sht-golf-pricks-everywhere/

It is Master’s week after all.

by ColoradoAg on Apr 5, 2011 10:54 AM CDT reply actions

I wanted to do well and stomp most of the field, but not well enough that I risked winning one of the prizes. It was a delicate balance, but mission accomplished! imo.

by nordberg on Apr 5, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions

We’ll be rolling out 24/7 Masters Coverage starting tomorrow live from Augusta featuring The General in three piece yellow / green seersucker, srr50 in Mickelson-autographed concho belt regalia and Toadvine in a burnt orange kilt.

Still working around the lack of press credentials but that never stopped Scipio at the Women’s Lacrosse Final Four.

by Vasherized on Apr 5, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions

How did Neuheisel do?

by Drew Dunlevie on Apr 5, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions

Denied entry, imo. We do have some standards.

by Vasherized on Apr 5, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions

Jealousy is such a petty emotion.

by srr50 on Apr 5, 2011 11:28 AM CDT reply actions

Peter (floating through room of prizes): Okay let’s see, uhh… oh boy everything looks nice, uhmm… alright I’ll take the ceramic dalmatian for six hundred, and uhh… boy that TV looks nice, uhmm.. uhh.. gimme the one free week of maid service, and uhh… I’ll take the hat rack, uhhmm… hey how much for that fat guy in the circle, I don’t see a price tag on that.

Announcer voice: That’s you.

Peter: Oh, oh, embarrassing, uhm.. okay well in that case I’ll take the rest on a gift certificate.

by texasengr on Apr 5, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

I think I checked my bracket the first day of the 2nd weekend. I realized I was done at that point.
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And I just checked. I had 3 teams in the elite 8, and 1 in the final 4. And somehow I was 12th. All of you suck.

by ut-06 on Apr 5, 2011 1:07 PM CDT reply actions

Typical, the one bracket I pick UConn to win it all gets me a date with a person named Sizzlechest. As for the Masters, I will probably be the only person who picks Steve Flesch to win it all, so take that to the bank.

by BIgDMullet on Apr 5, 2011 3:10 PM CDT reply actions