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BOMC Alive and Well in Pakistan

More proof that the burnt orange empire knows no bounds.

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Six month's ago, 25-year-old alum Shanil Ali opened up a Texas Longhorn themed sports bar across the globe in his home of Karachi, Pakistan.

“I attended UT Austin and I became a fan of their basketball and American football team,” Ali explained to The Express Tribune. “After a while, I became a typical ‘longhorn’ and wanted to share their lifestyle and their love for sports.”

Rest easy Longhorn fans vacationing in Pakistan, you now have a place to slam down a Steve Nash Texan Beef Burger and catch the game at the same time. Madonna is also on the menu. Maybe she used to bang some former football players? Oh, Maradona. Natural connection there. Cocaine is a popular study aid for middle eastern engineering students that spend 20 hours a day in RLM for six years.

If Texas starts losing, just kick back in Ramonce's Hookah Lounge. You might want to go ahead and book a private room for 10/8...

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A sign that the terrorists have not won!!

by Bob in Houston on Jun 23, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

His basic concept was to bring a Tex-Mex (Texan-Mexican) touch to Pakistan.

I’m not a restaurateur by any means, but it occurred to me that perhaps you might serve some dishes from your native Pakistan? As opposed to tacos and nachos, for example.

by BrickHorn on Jun 23, 2011 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Killjoy.

by Drew Dunlevie on Jun 23, 2011 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

This guy is awesome.

Hook ’em, Shanil.

by Scipio Tex on Jun 23, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Sans the occasional gun-toting weirdo, the PCL was much better than the RLM. And the PCL sucked.

by texasengr on Jun 23, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah RLM is for math and physics geeks. The Taylor TRoom and others actually in the engineering “Quad” would be more accurate. For a Paki, I’d guess ENS or ECJ.

by 2xHorn on Jun 23, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

They mix goat’s milk in the queso. That’s worth a trip to Karachi.

by Vasherized on Jun 23, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

You’re a bad man Brickhorn, a very bad man!!!

by tdwalsh on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Um, why the photo of a Palestinian attached to a story about Pakistan?

by dood on Jun 24, 2011 7:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Dood. No kidding, eh?

by topo_gigio on Jun 24, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

A similar Aggie venue opened up in Karachi, the Ramada-dan Inn, but went out of business. The theme of serving pancakes without plates and cereal without milk fell flat on the locals.

by triplehorn on Jun 24, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

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