Bill Byrne's Monday Schedule

4:15 Admit to Scarlett that “Prince William” is an honorary title, am not heir to the throne of England, but willing to marry her anyway.

Is he even back in the country yet? I can’t believe he wasn’t on deck when all this was coming down.

Bravo sir

Scarlett Johansson !!!!!

ummmmm, good !!!!!!

4:30 Fly to Mars. Burn spaceship.

Welcome back, FKT. Your every third waxing moon posting ritual could not have at a better time.

The only omission was the bat guano exfoliation appointment that occurs every day between nap and lunch.

Otherwise, the itinerary is entirely accurate and 100% verifiable through an open records request, which W.W. McClyde will be completing shortly.

Dollar Bill got back last night in time to lie to Kirk Bohls about why they didn’t partner with us on a network.

“…Aggie equestrian and track and field events…”

Aren’t those one and the same?

Well played.

Although, at this point, Byrne is trying to find a wingman so he can have a chance at the Doublemint Twins.

According to Bohls’ article this morning, most of Byrne’s schedule consists of being ignored by the Board of Regents. The Doublemint twins are smoking hot, and have very fresh breath.

It’s the little stuff that makes a post excellent. Adding “Finally” to get around to signing up for Skull and Bones took this from a good post to being on par with the David Letterman top 10 Lists (of the 80’s and early 90’s).

This is no doubt without a doubt the greatest thing ever written ever.

Bob Stoops wears Jorts

Looks like he called his friends in the Capitol and told them to go fuck themselves since they cancelled their little meeting for tomorrow. Nice work bro.

Why is it that no one will report that DeLoss offered Byrne partnership in a Lone Star Network over a year ago and Byrne turned him down flat?
 
Then for months, Byrne mocked the idea of a LHN and predicted its utter failure.
 
Then, weeks ago, he decided it was the greatest threat in the history of mankind and the greatest potential driver of profit and brand ever devised.
 
Aggies rally around Aggies and that’s a good thing except when the person being rallied around is a consistently dumb motherfucker.

Why is it that no one will report that DeLoss offered Byrne partnership in a Lone Star Network over a year ago and Byrne turned him down flat?

Wait a minute, Scip. Are you implying that you expected hard-hitting journalistic reporting on a complex topic from me? I think you have me confused with John Stossel.

You left out:
3:30 – Pop in “Best of Jan Brady” compilation. Silently mouth along with all dialogue from memory, except change each “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!” to “Texas, Texas, Texas!”

No, FKT, I’m referring to the press, the various Aggie websites, even individual Aggie posters. It’s this weird unsaid thing, the elephant in the room.
 
I just chose your thread to shit on.

“Looks like he called his friends in the Capitol and told them to go fuck themselves since they cancelled their little meeting for tomorrow. Nice work bro.”

Yeah, I can honestly believe that you’d think aTm telling the House Higher Education Committee to go fuck themselves would be a good idea. The reason the meeting was cancelled is “message sent.” Be assured that Aggy ain’t going to enter into any serious discussions with anybody until, (1) they agree to pay the buyout money to Beebee and (2) they discuss it with the Lege in an open meeting and the SEC finds the “14th Man”.

You’re a real quick learner, aren’t you?

I laughed hard, FKT. Thanks for this.

I know the whole A&M-to-SEC saga isn’t over yet (only a temporary lull), but A&M’s President confirmed what we pretty much knew (or logically concluded) all along…

“There is no bid,” Loftin said. “There has never been a bid to invite us into the SEC at any time in the past and if it were to occur in the future, we would certainly want to evaluate that.”

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/6864257/texas-president-says-staying-big-12-option