BC Tailgate - Texas vs Rice

by Vasherized on Sep 1, 2011 11:17 PM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

We're joining forces with the Jesus this year and his merry pranksters from the Recruitocosm. We're not sure how many of his legions of fans will come to say hello but if you walk up and ask which one is Shuttlesworth, you'll be mocked publicly and forced to do a kegstand of warm Busch Light that's been sitting in Nordberg's basement since High School.

We have a new spot this year -- W12 on the map below -- just north of the tennis courts, east of Trinity in the cut through where you would walk up the hill to the Erwin Center.

LonghornScott will be on hand doing live demonstrations of inside zone runs, jet sweeps, and how to impress hipster babes by doing figure eights on a Vespa. Tipsy Gypsie will be happy to offer a free scouting assessment of your date. Be ready for honest feedback. He tends to get a little gropy, but take it as a compliment.

We'll probably get things rolling around 2 p.m., temporarily pass out from 5-6, then make our way over the stadium to kick off the HarsinWhiteDiazLocoDiaz Era. Feel free to bring something to toss in the cooler. I'm purposely leaving that undefined to see what creative enticements you can come up with. Beer works too.

If we don't have a pirated stream of the Longhorn Network on the flatscreen by kickoff, the ~~Aggies~~ terrorists have won.

Game.On.

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On a scale of 1-10, how “kid unfriendly” would you say these things are? Are we talking a few f-bombs, or HenryJames re-enacting the Zeke scene in Pulp Fiction?

by Horncasting on Sep 1, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions

A sixer of Fireman’s 4 for me, and a sixer of Flying Dog in Heat for the date, and its going to be damn good day. Football is here, folks. Its about damn time. Hook em!

by Kasey on Sep 1, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions

Not this week, but I will be there next one, with three little Longs in tow. Look forward to putting some faces in the meatRAM. Actually, that’s gonna be two little Longs and one little Long’s hubby – he’s a brewer, so we’ll either haul in something from his private stock or some store-boughten crap. Have fun, you lucky pricks.

by Tex Long on Sep 1, 2011 11:51 PM CDT reply actions

What’s the demographic of this thing? If I walk up with my walker will The Others promptly run me over in their Scooters? Or, are you guys so young you’ll ask me to buy beer at the corner store?

Canz Iz wear my Dependz witout ridicule? (how’s my young jive talking going?)

by Texoz on Sep 2, 2011 12:12 AM CDT reply actions

Given this is BC, I’m about 75% sure the tailgate is as real as the tote bags.

by roach on Sep 2, 2011 12:18 AM CDT reply actions

Tailgate huh, if only I wasn’t put into quarantine to get rid of this bad case of aggie.

by Stampy on Sep 2, 2011 3:19 AM CDT reply actions

Is it Wednesday already?

by BrickHorn on Sep 2, 2011 6:44 AM CDT reply actions

Are you guys going to blast Ce Ce Penniston and hand out puma amulets like last season?

by Jesus Shuttlesworth on Sep 2, 2011 7:04 AM CDT reply actions

The Lady and I will be sporting matching burnt orange cosm chaps, with sasparilla in our BC tote bags, and every word from of our mouths will be lacquered with snarky irony. Gameth on, muthafuckas.

by BurntOrangeJuice on Sep 2, 2011 7:15 AM CDT reply actions

what is the girl/guy ratio going to be, we all know pretty girls make the football good

by eloy on Sep 2, 2011 7:20 AM CDT reply actions

Can’t make it this weekend, but assuming the rig is up for the BYU game I will be there.

by uthookem on Sep 2, 2011 7:34 AM CDT reply actions

You never know. Bring some hot tang to help the cause. We hired some just to be safe.

All ages welcome. We don’t have all of our sponsors in full swing yet (email me if interested), so this will still feel like a family style tailgate as opposed to the Bachannalian feast that was the UCLA game last year.

by Vasherized on Sep 2, 2011 7:40 AM CDT reply actions

Will Scipio be there???

by magnusbleuveigner on Sep 2, 2011 7:58 AM CDT reply actions

I’ll be there. Magnus, I asked Scip and he said he can’t make it.

by t1climb1 on Sep 2, 2011 8:06 AM CDT reply actions

Will try to stop by on the way in to the game. Still pissed off the WWL is playing the Will Lyles Bowl and Boise-Georgia ahead of Duke-Richmond. Guess I’ll have to stream the game of the week on my phone in DKR.

by A-Tex Devil on Sep 2, 2011 8:22 AM CDT reply actions

Have these grown to more than 6 people?

by dedfischer on Sep 2, 2011 8:29 AM CDT reply actions

We can’t help it that our admissions standards are higher than Tech’s.

by Tipsy Gypsie on Sep 2, 2011 8:43 AM CDT reply actions

if you walk up and ask which one is Shuttlesworth, you’ll be mocked publicly and forced to do a kegstand of warm Busch Light that’s been sitting in Nordberg’s basement since High School

Now that’s what I call a Come To Jesus Talk.

by Louis L'am Jones on Sep 2, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions