jones Top Ten - Week One 2011 - Labor Day Edition
Any man who ponders a small plastic toy from McDonald’s while children chase each other through enormous plastic tubes resides in the full throes of adulthood. So I hold Greedy Smurf. He smiles. But this doesn’t strike me as the mean-spirited smile of avarice. Greedy Smurf doesn’t look sinister. More whimsical, almost generous, which would seem to undermine the character. It’s possible, of course, that I misread Greedy Smurf and that this gaze is the ugly smile of self-satisfaction. Or perhaps he is just a little blue man who enjoys having lots of options.
Boise State 35
Georgia 21
Boise State’s not sinister, nor did they completely dominate Georgia (although the game was over when the Broncos went up 35-14 in the fourth). They are just better. Better than an established, if underachieving, SEC squad with plenty of talent to throw at them. Did I mention Georgia was playing practically at home? We can complain about Boise’s schedule all we want, but the canard about lacking athletes is growing stale. The Broncs have narrowed the gap; this is not all smoke and mirrors. Left Tackle Nate Potter and DT Billy Winn could play for anyone and so could many of their teammates. Means. Motive. Opportunity.
Boise State was even without the services of two starters and a reserve from the Netherlands because, well, I don’t know, the NCAA hates the Dutch?
Meanwhile, the game everyone circled turned ugly. Oregon simply couldn’t hang on to the football and yielded center stage to LSU during an atrociously played third quarter. I remember back to Oregon’s season-opening disaster against Boise State in 2009 (aka The LaGarrette Blount game), when folks wondered aloud if Chip Kelly knew what he was doing. Obviously he does now, but his team was a mess on Saturday. 40-27, LSU.
For LSU’s part, the Tigers were not simply given the game. Even absent Duck mistakes, LSU bottled up the Duck’s inside running game and ground up their front seven down the stretch. Jarrett Lee was nails. "Nails" in this case meaning he managed the game more than competently and avoided throwing a pick six. Not only is LSU a hard out, but with Tyrann Mathieu wearing number 7 and wreaking general havoc, it’s like Patrick Peterson is still on the field. Nick Saban may want to check dental records.
Oregon may still be one of the best ten teams in the nation. You know who isn’t? Notre Dame. Maybe I thought too much of the Irish, who went down to South Florida, 23-20 in a bizarre game suspended twice by the weather for nearly three total hours. To be fair, South Florida is very good. Good enough to have a legitimate shot at winning the…uhm…the…er…Big East. Right, that’s still a conference, isn’t it?
Steve Spurrier punished Stephen Garcia, the South Carolina fans and defenders of frat boy misbehavior worldwide by benching Garcia in the first quarter of the Gamecock opener against East Carolina. With ‘SC behind 17-0, Garcia put down his beer, entered the game and led his team to a 56-37 victory. This probably raises more questions than it answers about South Carolina’s worth. ECU ain’t so great. East Carolina is not even a state. It’s not. I looked it up.
Can we get past the "Auburn survives upset bid" storyline? Yes, it was a dramatic comeback to put away Utah State, 42-38, but:
A. Auburn should never have been ranked.
B. Utah State played Oklahoma right off their heels in last season’s opener.
The Pac 12 was miserable. In addition to Oregon’s mess, Oregon State managed to lose to Sacramento State and the rest of the conference didn’t fare much better. USC did hold off Minnesota, 19-17.
Michigan State beat Youngstown State 28-6 and it was about as exciting as you might guess. Missouri never really clicked in a 17-6 win over Miami-Ohio.
Oklahoma State totaled 666 yards of total offense, which concerns me because wouldn’t Satan dress like Mike Gundy if he returned to Earth? The Cowboys dropped a cool 61 on Lafayette and gave up a less cool 34, with two Cajun TDs coming on pick sixes.
Brigham Young and Ole Miss were two teams I liked as potential dark horses when the season started. Naturally, they put on a deplorable exhibition on Saturday won by a BYU fumble recovery in the end zone for a 14-13 escape.
I have a number of Southern Baptists in my family. They define certain verbs very precisely: what it means to be saved, what it means to be called…what it means to choke away a huge game in front of the truly faithful.
In the end, Baylor didn’t do that, finally putting away TCU 50-47. The story is not that Baylor won (Baylor’s not a bad team), or that TCU lost (TCU has some holes), or that Robert Griffin III is a remarkable athlete (everyone paying attention knows this), or even that Baylor squandered a 24-point lead. The story is that TCU gave up 50 points in a single evening, and Baylor didn’t work particularly hard for about 41 of them.
Texas A&M jumped on SMU early and then slowly beat the life out of the Mustangs, 46-14. The Aggies looked in mid-season form by the second half. The Southern Money fans salved their wounds with Hendrick’s Gin and some selections from the new Ralph Lauren fall collection.
Texas Tech fell behind Texas State (not a mythical school) 10-9 at the half. Then Tech beat them senseless, 50-10. Sometimes we need to be reminded that it takes the machinery a little while to warm up in the early season.
Texas beat Rice 34-9. I’ll go out on a limb and say Texas is better than they were last year. Beyond that, no promises.
I’m Kern Tips, and that concludes This Week in the Southwest Conference.
Week one means it is time to bring back the cumulative domination contest. This week, Oklahoma, Alabama, Florida State, Stanford, Nebraska, Virginia Tech, Arkansas, Ohio State and Florida scored 426 points.
Tulsa, Kent State, Louisiana Monroe, San Jose State, Chattanooga, Appalachian State, Missouri State, Akron, Florida Atlantic and Cadwallada scored 54 points. Assuming my math is correct. And even if it isn’t.
West Virginia beat Marshall on Sunday, 34-13 in a game called early due to a dangerous lightning storm (Michigan’s Saturday win over Western Michigan was also called early, crazy day). I watched the game before the weather rolled in and was distracted by the stadium ads for the touring show of South Pacific coming to the West Virginia campus. Is this the target audience? Because nothing says a quaint evening of musical theatre quite like a room full of Mountaineer football fans.
ESPN picked two excellent teams to open the season on Thursday: Wisconsin and Mississippi State. They didn’t play each other, of course. That would be crazy. Wisky 51, UNLV 17 and MSU 59, Memphis 14.
If Miami and Maryland do anything interesting tonight, you won’t read about it here.
Impressive Showing of the Week: Robert Griffin III’s Third Eye Chakra and Positive Life Energy, either that or Boise State
1. LSU
2. Alabama
3. Florida State
4. Oklahoma
5. Wisconsin
6. Arkansas
7. Boise State
8. South Carolina
9. Texas A&M
10. Oregon with Cliff Harris on the field, but not without him
Lee Roy Selmon was one of the most dominating football players during the time when I grew to love college football as a small boy. You never forget those larger than life figures, especially when they play for your rival school in all the big television games and Bob Hope introduces them on his Christmas special. Selmon is dead at 56. Grace and Peace to the Selmons from this Texas fan.
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Look forward to this every week. Happy Labor Day!
by horninexile on Sep 5, 2011 8:46 AM CDT reply actions
Can’t quibble much. Has anyone identified the source of Miles’ voodoo?
by Vulcan on Sep 5, 2011 9:01 AM CDT reply actions
Boise State was even without the services of two starters and a reserve from the Netherlands because, well, I don’t know, the NCAA hates the Dutch?
Don’t get them started on the Belgians. Mark Emmert sits in his office just hating on Tintin.
by parlin on Sep 5, 2011 9:23 AM CDT reply actions
Kern Tips! Wow what a blast from the past. He was the most colorful play-by-play broadcaster in the history of the great game. He was great on the Humble Oil SWC radio Broadcasts. TV seem to limit his creativity. The reality was much less colorful than his imagery.. I can still remember phrases that I heard as a kid. “He ran into a barbed wire fence at theTexas 23 on that carry..”
That imagery fired my imagination and love for the game of football long before I saw my first game.
by JB on Sep 5, 2011 9:31 AM CDT reply actions
It was great meeting the BC and ’Cosm guys at the tailgate. Did you float the keg by the time it was over? I got a reallly good tip on a play to watch for during the game. Sure enough, the Horns ran it.
You guys were on top of the rift with OU.
Great stuff guys.
by JB on Sep 5, 2011 9:38 AM CDT reply actions
Thanks for the post. Good stuff. Sorry to hear about LRS. Been a tough summer for Sooner Nation. Peace and grace to the family indeed.
by New Braunfels Horn on Sep 5, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
I’m very interested to hear about this weekend. The OU stuff was like WTF? All the games. Did UT play? I am desperate to hear if that is what the coaches expected and if we were holding anything back etc.
by uttuck on Sep 5, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
I posted this on the Rice thread, but if you are desperate for bad second hand info:
I went to a friend’s in law’s house to watch Bevo D 2 taped. Looked much better than I thought. All professional and crap. Thoughts:
We did not look good. There were times when we weren’t terrible, but I was hoping for a lot of good with some bonehead, and I got a lot of blah. We were soft up the middle, left receivers open (they dropped as many balls as we did) and I was excited for LB play that was at best forgettable, and at worst actively taking steps away from their assignment (causing me to WTF several times during replays). LB is the group I am most frustrated with.
On offense Gilbert was hot and cold. There were lots of drops by the receivers and Rice got in the backfield early and often. A couple of times GG actually had PTSD from last year and tried to outrun a defender backwards and tossed the ball randomly backwards in hopes someone else would step up. Lots of balls were too hard or too low and a couple wide open receivers were overthrown. Later on he looked better, throwing some nice long balls and hitting some open guys.
The running game was persistent. This is the area in which I saw the most improvement. Even when it didn’t work, we kept at it. It often got 2-4 yards, and a couple of times it got more.
Receivers dropped several balls, but I hope it was just young hands. If they could start making some plays for GG, I bet GG starts to look a lot better. They have a lot of talent, and I could see them growing in leaps and bounds later.
The Oline was there. They made lots of mistakes, but also got lots of push. I could see them growing up some in the game, and I hope they keep improving. They may end up a strength, but if Rice gave us that much trouble, I’m worried when we face better competition.
I am worried about every game from here on out.
Now that I got that out of the way, I can see cause for optimism. GG didn’t thrown an interception. The running game was close to breaking a long one and could be dominant sooner rather than later. The deep ball was on all night, guys were open short, middle as well. The D didn’t give up a lot of points and did a good job of getting Rice in a bad spot and then getting off the field. The back four tackled better than I expected and stayed close enough that Rice didn’t keep trying to attack them.
I think this team has the ability to get a lot better every week, and we could win all of our games. But I’m glad BYU and UCLA looked bad, and that we aren’t playing ATM until the end of the year. We should be an underdog to Baylor, OSU, ATM, OU and Tech, Mizzou, BYU, UCLA are true tossups from what I watched of those games.
I failed to mention how fun it was watching our O attack in a myriad of different ways as a lot of things failed to work early. I hope the D can match that when things aren’t going for them.
I welcome dissent, and I hope we improve so much through the year that I look back at this and laugh at my lack of faith. It will be a fun season to watch.
hook’em
by uttuck on Sep 5, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions
“The Selmon brothers” sounded like a group come down from the hills not to be messed with. Sorry they’re a brother short now. Nobody will forget that name and that player who went to Texas-OU games back in the day. RIP
by RomaVicta on Sep 5, 2011 10:34 AM CDT reply actions
1. Besides the comments from the OU president, what else is being said about all of that?
2. This game was just the first step, boys. First time either side of the ball really got to implement new schemes against real opposition. The guys around here have been saying for months that this season will be a process. I mean, we played, what, 18 freshman? Let’s all back away from the ledge for the first few games. If there is no improvement within the next month, then we can go back to screaming about the sky falling.
by Sasha is a Longhorn Dog on Sep 5, 2011 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
Sorry to derail this thread (loves these by jonestopten), but will there be a Good, Bad and Ugly? Doesn’t seem like I’ve seen Eyes on here in a long time.
by Horncasting on Sep 5, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions
Fortunately, I found a bar in Addison with the game and a seat at the bar next to another Texas Ex who shared same interests like the longhorns, motorcycles and we both were lawyers (though I quit that some time ago).
I still have reservations about the QB situation though there was some improvement. Can you coach him out of throwing the ball low on the shorter routes? We can’t expect YACs that way and some receiver could get hurt. I wish he could see the field better.
Are we going to see some changes in the defense next week? Some of the subs looked like they should be playing. Expected strong areas looked weak. Expected weak areas looked stronger than expected. I liked that they did bend but not break.
I loved the innovation of the offense. It was like rain on parched earth. More Ash and wild(???). We have a lot to work on but we have the coaching staff to do it. We seem to have an excellent bunch of young talent. Too bad we don’t have a lot more old talent to go with it.
by jerryw on Sep 5, 2011 11:37 AM CDT reply actions
Apparently there is some pent up demand for Longhorn analysis. I surrender!
by jonestopten on Sep 5, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
You did well Jones. I think Longhorn fans are thinking about survival, not taking a loss and still making the MNC. I thought what you sai was spot on, and had nothing to add. I’m looking forward to your next writeup.
by uttuck on Sep 5, 2011 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
I’ll bite. First off, how good Texas is now is largely irrelevant. Second, I didn’t actually watch them play. I listened to them (which was cool, everyone should just listen to a football game every now and then). I also went through the stat sheet and drive charts and whatever commentary was out there. The best commentary on Texas, of course, comes from here and from BON (Peter Bean was up early, kudos to him).
I did watch a lot of football not involving Texas.
Today, Texas would get beat by more than one touchdown by LSU or Oregon, by Wisconsin, Mississippi State, Boise State. Texas A&M (sorry) and most likely Oklahoma/Alabama/Florida State, but I didn’t see enough of any of those three to express a decent opinion.
Texas would give plenty of fight to Georgia, USC, West Virginia, Michigan State and either South Florida or Notre Dame…and, imo, Ohio State. None of these games would necessarily get away from us. But we might not win any of them.
I do not want to see us play Stanford.
But Oklahoma State? Maybe.
I am not real thrilled about our match-up with Baylor…but we don’t play them tomorrow.
I think that’s about where we are. We have better talent and better upside than most. We should enjoy it.
What matters? BYU
Can we beat BYU on Saturday? Yes.
Easily? No.
Call it Texas minus 3.5.
by jonestopten on Sep 5, 2011 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
Good right up. Poignant rememberance of the Selman’s. The downside of football is that the heroe’s die to young and often suffer the rest of their days as a result of the hits they take on the field. On the A&M front, we had a lot of 1st half issues stopping the run, and they made it uncomfortable when it got to 20-14, but then the tide turned and the 2nd half was a much better effort from the D. The offense looked good from the 1st quarter – the 3 short fields only let us have about 3 minutes of possession time in the 1st quarter. Demontre Moore had to sit this game out due to his summer extra curricular activities, and Michael Lamothe suffered a concussion. We don’t play next week and have a bye vs Idaho the week after that. Several blown coverages by the secondary. The icicing on the cake was Colin Blake’s committment today. Devante Bourque attended the game but I don’t really think he’ll switch back to us at this point.
As for Texas, I don’t think you take the 1st game and extrapolate too far. You’ll definitely be better than last year, but you’re not world beaters yet so any decent team can give you a game. BYU doesn’t seem to have any big play makers, but they’re fundamentally sound. You should beat them and I heard the line was up to about 6.
I’ve rarely seen a game delayed due to weather, but this weekend it happened 3 times. I think tonight game of Maryland vs. Miami should the dubbed the Leach bowl – as each team could have/ should have hired him but chose a more conservative route.
by KilgoreTrout on Sep 5, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
This might be a stupid question, but jones do you write anywhere else?
by pleaseplaykindle on Sep 5, 2011 2:28 PM CDT reply actions
For the first time, this Saturday I wondered if Boise State is on it’s way to being the modern day FSU. Obviously ID isn’t FL from a home-state talent perspective, but if Peterson stays they have a chance.
by Matt Cotcher on Sep 5, 2011 3:02 PM CDT reply actions
RE: South Carolina
Told ya’ so.
If you didn’t watch OU, you can catch the highlights here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYmrFdWcW4I
Guy does a pretty professional job, and he catches most of the big plays you need to see. Worth mentioning also is that free safety is a complete fucking void. About a third of Tulsa’s total yards came in three plays where this same guy blew his coverage and got roasted accordingly.
by NateHeupel on Sep 6, 2011 1:07 AM CDT reply actions
Not sure you told me anything about South Carolina, other than that Garcia is a head case, which is true. But they are not asking him to be Secretary of State. When he was in, the Gamecocks scored at will (yes, yes, against ECU…). We shall see.
Thanks for the link. Nice to see OU. A few weapons on that team (sigh).
You knew going in your safeties would be interesting.
by jonestopten on Sep 6, 2011 6:18 AM CDT reply actions
awesome for UT site to honor Selmon and his contributions. appreciated.
by bravo on Sep 6, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions

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