BC / Recruitocosm Tailgate - Texas vs BYU

Same spot just north of the tennis courts under what Tipsy Gypsie thinks is an Oak Tree but forensic studies have determined is actually a Pecan tree.

We'll be hosting a bachelor party but the MPAA has approved this as a PG13 rated event based on early previews There will be some pretty girls on hand to make the tailgate good and we should have things rolling by 1:30 p.m. If you want to sit in a chair under the pecan tree, watch football while hired talent brings you beer and fajitas (cryopreserved from Jesus' last supper AKA leftovers from last night) and declare this to be the penultimate moment in your life, we will not argue.

The Penn State / Alabama game will be on the satellite @ 2:30 and you can hang around to watch Texas beat up on the Mormons on ESPN2 if you don't have tickets to the game. We will not be denied this time, LHN! And if you have extra tickets, we need a few (assuming the bachelors are still standing at 6 p.m.)

There will be a well-stocked cooler of beer but feel free to bring some extra libations.

Or baby oil.

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