Muschamp: I watched the Entire Strikes Back

That clip is funny.

You have to love what Diaz is doing with our defense and in some ways I think he’s an upgrade but I sometimes wonder what a Muschamp defense would have looked like paired with a Harsin offense. Dude was handcuffed like Houdini underwater in chains.

“Paah – doo – waan?” Was that Will Muschamp or one of the Fabulous Freebirds cutting an NWA promo in 1985? He appears to have been inflicted with the southern drawl variant of the Madonna-Kensington Accent Syndrome.

that accent seems a bit more drawn out than when he was on the 40 acres.

Freakin generation y reporters. Did she really refer to Coach Saban as Nick? Is she friends with him now? Is she going to whip out a Twilight reference next week? Talk about your inner nerd. I seriously doubt Coach Boom saw the Lord of the Rings Trilogy either. Too busy carving up game film. Master/student? I don’t think it is wise to refer to Coach Boom Motherf(*c+@r! as being someone elses little pet project and one of his peers as his master either. That interview is gonna get shut down real quick. Classic Muschamp. God bless him. The only thing he could of done better is to tell the reporter he doesn’t watch that kind of shit. More of a John Wayne Western/Bruce Willis action kind of guy.

“Mack, I’m your daddy Mack”

“godzillatron said: September 27th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

that accent seems a bit more drawn out than when he was on the 40 acres."

Ya think?

He was putting her on in a major way and she bit it big time. His one word answer to her long drawn out question about his relationship with Saban was a stone cold bitch slap. No smarmy , kiss the ring shit but no bulletin board material either. Just “sure”.

Still laughing at “That’s no moon” paired with Will’s inimitable glare.

Fun games in store this Saturday.

Will Muschamp is the lucky one. I wish I had never learned what a padawan is. Fuck George Lucas.

Brickhorn was molested by a Lando Calrisian action figure. He’s naturally touchy about the subject.

so THAT explains his love/hate relationship with Colt 45s.

I’m with Will. I don’t remember the word "padawan’ in any of the three Star Wars movies that were made.

Three.

Brickhorn was molested by a Lando Calrisian action figure. He’s naturally touchy about the subject.

Honestly, I didn’t get a good look at the assailant. The police just assumed it was Lando.

Taking him at face value, and I’m unsure we should, why did he stop after “Empire Strikes Back”? Granted most folks think it represents the pinnacle, but did he really know this back in 1983 when “return of the jedi” came out?

This would entail a 12-year-old Will seeing the trailer, viewing some Ewoks with barely contained disgust, and then thinking to himself “No thanks, the Empire just kicked the crap out of the rebels, Han’s frozen in carbonite, Luke has no hand, and that’s good enough for me, I’ll leave it there while I concentrate on coaching football”

It’s not an internet meme until George Lucas sues somebody.

It’s a trap! Muschamp has seen every Star Wars movie at least 7 times!

I just keep wishing for a “phantom edit” of last season which somehow excludes Jar-Jar Davis entirely.

Davis was more like Jabba… fat and happy

All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed – casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.

All right, look – you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia. This is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.

Nice Clerks reference.