In Case You Missed It
by Sailor Ripley on Oct 13, 2011 1:22 PM CDT
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PrintI actually thought Occupy Wall Street was satire but apparently not. Either way, Occupy Herbstreit is satire (or farce or dada or something). Whatever, it's damn good and one of the players is a apparently a Longhorn. 1,000 Totebags to you faceless Longhorn piss taker.
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A buddy of mine from college is one of the guys behind the The Gameday Rivals campaign (presented by Bud Light - pay me!). It sounds like a kick ass gig. Run around to college football games with Knoxy! drinking beer and get paid for it. However, apparently there can be a dark side.
Michael from A&M is easily one of the loudest, most energetic tailgaters you will probably run across. He also shares a unique food item and some dancing with us which is why he thinks he is Bud Light's Ultimate Tailgater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjH5G-SQkJM
Can't...turn...away...
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Lastly, Bill Byrne. NOT HAPPY.
As you no doubt heard, last weekend, between bouts of skull-raping old ladies with Chicken tacos, some of these subhuman lifeforms in Lubbock defecated all over the Aggie bus and spray painted all over the windows.
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Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock. Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy.
Bill Byrne
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Except they didn't.
Texas Tech thinks Bill was a little zealous on the twitters having apparently posted this info before even seeing the buses.
"While incidents such as the ones alleged are inappropriate and strongly condemned by Texas Tech, it is no less wrong to condemn the entirety of our university, students and supporters by posting inaccurate information on the internet for the purpose of sensationalizing the actions of one or a very few," Texas Tech said in a statement.
You know Bill, he won't back down.
"I don’t feel the need to defend my comments about the incident in Lubbock because whatever was thrown on that bus sure stunk and I know vandalism when I see it. I took personal offense just as I would have if someone did this to my own car. This was a first in my 28 years as an Athletic Director ... and hopefully a last."
Clearly, Lubbock is out of range of AgAssist.
Speaking of defecate...
Corps turds, indeed.
Bill, you can leave the Big 12 but I sure hope you never leave the Internet.
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Bill, you can leave the Big 12 but I sure hope you never leave the Internet.
Fake Ken Tremendous just started chewing furiously on nitroglycerin pills.
by parlin on Oct 13, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
Those Occupy Herbstreit pics are GOLD.
Notre Dame thought Charlie Weis was too big to fail.
Our economy is crashing at SEC speed
by Alan Couchman on Oct 13, 2011 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
Notre Dame thought Charlie Weis was too big to fail.
This was my absolute favorite.
by Nunna Yo Bizness on Oct 13, 2011 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
Michael from A&M has “future governor of Texas” written all over him
by WanderingHorn on Oct 13, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
Dat Nguyen looks like he’s put on a few pounds.
by ultralight on Oct 13, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
Poo flinger was punished and admitted to his inappropriate actions. "Catfish Charlie " has not come forward to apologize. Funny how when the substance involved is stink bait then it’s OK behavior and good ol’ fashioned fun.
Happiness is Lubbock in our rearview mirror. Maybe now they will direct some of those “hijinks” toward your team and fans so that you can start looking forward to those biannual trips out to the edge of civilization.
by Aggie Lurking on Oct 13, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Well all have our issues. I think that men who wake you at night telephoning and do not give you a good big breakfast are not all right. Such men are low-down.
by nordberg on Oct 13, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
I was on the snareline that year and the flung poop landed on my drum. There was poop. Poop on my drum. Terrible. So much poop.
by drummermattie02 on Oct 13, 2011 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
brought to you by Carls Jr.
by One flag. One star. One state. One school. on Oct 13, 2011 3:06 PM CDT reply actions
Nordberg channeling Mack Adams… that is all right.
Second the Occupy Herbstreit stuff. Just tremendous. My daughter told me she’d be working in one of the buildings next to that park next year.
by Bob in Houston on Oct 13, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
I think Michael the Aggie ultimate tailgater is a little “modern family” with his sausage on a stick!
by Fellache Me on Oct 13, 2011 3:47 PM CDT reply actions
“What comes out of a Chinamas’s ass?”
Little brown aggies.
by Tex Long on Oct 13, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions
1) The Occupy Herbstreit stuff is gold, seriously funny, LOL stuff.
2) I think it goes without saying that Michael from A&M loves his sausage ’n tailgate.
by Texoz on Oct 13, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions
When did that corps turd fling the turd at the Showband of the SW?
by Joetx on Oct 13, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
Aggie lurking:
Poo flinger was caught red (brown) handed on camera. That being the case, he was most likely forced to apologize or be relegated to Dead Dog Scoreboard duty.
Go lurk someplace else, like outside your sister’s bedroom window.
by Jake Lonergan on Oct 13, 2011 4:31 PM CDT reply actions
I think it was another aggie mistake, they poo’ed the wrong bus.
by MONTY on Oct 13, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions
Byrne’s tweet didn’t even call out Tech or Tech fans. WTF are you so worked up about?
All Tech had to do was say: “We have no knowledge or association with this incident, and we do not condone that type of behavior.”
Instead, but making such a big deal about it you
1) condone and encourage future acts by fans (whether t-shirt or students)
2) automatically implicate yourself and approve of the misdemeanor vandalism that did occur (no matter what materials were used).
The attitude coming from that town is unreal. yes, everyone actually is better than you and more mature than you.
I guess its now perfectly legal for me to drive to Lubbock, spread dead fish, catfish bait or whatever non-feces stink, and write “Fuck You” on the chanceloors car…its all legal, Woohoo!!!
by hotdam on Oct 13, 2011 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Whatever you want to do to the chanceloors car is between you and your bait shop, my friend.
by Sailor Ripley on Oct 13, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Wait you mean those jazz hands people are SERIOUS?
by roach on Oct 13, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
Michael from A&M really does have "future governor of Texas" written all over him, earrings and all… that goes to show you that the ATM is still the bastion of conservativeness!!
by HotRod on Oct 14, 2011 1:41 AM CDT reply actions
B/CS residents calling Lubbock residents stupid hicks is pretty awesome. It’s kind of like Prussians calling Hessians orderly.
Over/under on number of unironic S-E-C chants at the Baylor game this weekend?
by Toadvine on Oct 14, 2011 6:29 AM CDT reply actions
Hotdam aggie – get in your “chanceloors” clown car and peddle your ass back to College Station.
by maroon carrots on Oct 14, 2011 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
Aggie Lurking said “Happiness is Lubbock in our rearview mirror. Maybe now they will direct some of those "hijinks" toward your team and fans so that you can start looking forward to those biannual trips out to the edge of civilization.”
Dear Aggie Lurking,
I just want to send our regrets that Longhorn fans will no longer be able to visit the exciting cosmopolitan metropolis of College Station.
by maroon carrots on Oct 14, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions
Aggie Lurking said – “Happiness is Lubbock in our rearview mirror.”
Aggie Lurking meant – “Tech beat us 10 of the last 16. We only won the last two cuz the pirate got fired. We is gettin’ while the gettin’s good.”
Shakespeare wrote that “discretion is the better part of valor.” Translation for aggies – “If you can’t beat ’em, run away.”
by maroon carrots on Oct 14, 2011 11:53 AM CDT reply actions
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