jones Top Ten - Week Seven - 2011
Among my many neuroses, I have a problem with people who turn left when it is completely unreasonable to turn left. This is one of the many cultural battles that I have lost (right up there with an insistence that all youth sports leagues have picture day).
Americans believe that their inalienable rights include the ability to make an unprotected left turn whenever they damn well please and with zero notice to the 500 drivers behind them. In any city run by modern transportation engineers, they address this by simply not allowing unprotected left turns during rush hours on congested routes in and out of downtown. Austin is not one of these cities.
Also in my perfect world, all athletic conferences with separate divisions would be divided by geographic boundaries. I have lost this battle, as well, and conference realignment will only make it worse. That said, I really am not all that put out with the Big Ten labeling their divisions “Legends” and “Leaders.” Oh sure, the names are ridiculous, bordering on insipid, but at least the Big Ten makes no pretense that they represent any polite geographic distribution. The ACC, on the other hand, doesn’t divide by geography, either, but then uses geographic terms to describe the division. The Coastal division, one would assume, are teams that play in coastal states, like Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina and Florida. The Atlantic division would be teams that play close to the Atlantic Ocean, in states like Maryland, South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida…wait a second. The hell with it, let’s just watch the games.
Clemson 56
Maryland 45
I wrote that I did not buy Clemson last week. I am not alone in waiting for the perfect moment of Clemsonness that derails each of their seasons. I even predicted, several weeks back, that it would happen at Maryland in week seven. So how smug was I when Maryland twice went up by 18 on Saturday? Bill Murray would have had to play the movie role. Clemson slowly climbed back. From 35-17 down in the third, the game went 35-24, then 38-24, 38-27, 38-35…painstaking. Clemson got over the hump at 42-38, only to give up a long TD to Maryland, making it 45-42. Then, Clemson’s Sammy Watkins turned the game on an 89-yd kickoff return. The Tigers closed them out with a 44-yd TD romp by Andre Ellington.
Is Clemson great? Like Alabama-great? No, but they sure are exciting to watch. QB Tajh Boyd threw four TDs; Ellington racked up 212 yards on the ground; Watkins caught 8 for 105 and two TDs, when he was not returning kicks and his receiving mate, Tatum “Hash Browns” Jackson added six catches for 90 yards and a 43-yard punt return. It all adds up to undefeated. Maryland, for their part, continues to be the team that plays everyone tough and can’t quite close.
Elsewhere in the ACC, Georgia Tech lived on the edge one week too many, dropping a 24-21 decision to UVa. The Yellowjackets drop to 6-1, which is where Virginia Tech is after beating Wake, 38-17.
Are they the least-impressive 6-1 teams in the nation? Uhm, no, I think I’ll take Penn State. The Nitts beat Purdue, 23-18, which is an absolute scoring fest by Penn State standards. They have now won games against BCS competition by scoring 23, 13, 16 and 14 points. They are 96th in the nation in Points For and 6th in Points Against. It’s like watching a PBS documentary (or baseball).
In all fairness to the Big Ten, the conference served up some of the most interesting results. Perhaps Clemson can avoid a Clemson moment, but we still have Ron Zook to entertain us. Zook’s undefeated Illinois got beat up by their old friends, Ohio State. The Buckeyes threw four passes the entire game (they completed only one, so maybe that was three too many?) in a 17-7 Woody Hayes Fest.
Michigan State won their fourth in a row over Michigan. The Wolverines were undefeated going in and 28-14 losers going out. Denard Robinson was injured in the fourth. Hmmmmm, now what exactly happened to Michigan at this point in the season last year when Robinson got injured? Oh yeah, they went in the tank. We shall see if Purdue next week is good medicine.
I am not sure how Michigan State is 5-1 (and I don’t think they are particularly good, quite frankly), but I am absolutely astonished that Kansas State is 6-0. K-State won again, this time at Texas Tech 41-34, by running the ball and playing just enough defense. The Wildcats started the season by barely beating Eastern Kentucky, but over the last four weeks, they have prevailed over good to very good BCS opponents. It ain’t smoke and mirrors.
Texas A&M traded scores with Baylor for just over half the game, but then flat blew out the Bears in the most complete performance of the year for the Aggies. At their best, A&M has an offense, like Oklahoma or Oregon, where if you give them any extra possessions, you will pay for it. Baylor paid with a 55-28 loss that simply got away from them. In a surprise move, Baylor removed their defense from the field with four minutes to go in the fourth and filed an injunction against the SEC.
Oklahoma State got a pretty good fight from slowly maturing Texas, but made a couple of quick strike plays for a 38-26 win in Austin. The Longhorns are looking forward to not playing an NFL-ready quarterback at some point in the season.
South Carolina went to 6-1 the hard way, with virtually no offense but one great play from Alshon Jeffery to seal a 14-12 win over Mississippi State, perhaps the most disappointed team in the country. The Gamecocks regrettably lost Marcus Lattimore for the season with a devastating knee injury.
Georgia keeps pace with South Carolina by beating Vanderbilt, 33-28. I keep telling you that Vanderbilt is not an easy out.
The Auburn and Florida offenses staged a butt-kicking contest between two one-legged men. In other words, typical SEC football. Auburn 17, Florida 6.
The best four teams in the country beat senseless this week’s overmatched conference opponents. Alabama’s 52-7 beat down of Ole Miss was particularly cruel. Of course, it was no worse than Wisconsin beating Indiana 59-7; it just feels crueler in the SEC. LSU and Oklahoma both started slow and finished fast, posting 30 point wins over Tennessee and Kansas (the Jayhawks played by far their best game of the year and lost 47-17, how’s that for moral victory?).
Boise State beat Colorado State, 63-13. Tell me, please, Mr. BCS, that margin of victory does not matter. Then tell me the reaction when Boise wins this game 23-14.
Out west, Stanford started slow, but it didn’t matter in a 44-14 destruction of Wazzu.
Arizona State played Oregon close for a while, but couldn’t keep up once the second half started. Shocking, huh? What’s different about Oregon flipping on the turbocharger on Saturday is that they changed drivers. Duck quarterback Darron Thomas went out with a leg injury and was replaced by Bryan Bennett. You will be shocked to know that Bryan Bennett is a rangy and athletic player with terrific ball-handling skills, speed and an astonishing ability to change direction. If I wasn’t before, I am now thoroughly convinced that Nike builds these players in a lab somewhere using Dennis Dixon’s DNA and Professor Xavier’s ability to train young mutants to run the zone read.
USC ripped Cal, 30-9 in the Thursday night special, charmingly played in a baseball stadium.
Impressive Showing of the Week: Texas A&M (yes, I am serious)
1. Alabama
2. LSU
3. Oklahoma
4. Wisconsin
5. Oregon
6. Oklahoma State
7. Boise State
8. Stanford
9. Clemson
10. West Virginia
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The Nitts beat Purdue, 23-18, which is an absolute scoring fest by Penn State standards.
After the game, Paterno lit into his assistants for the scoring extravagance.
“If 19-18 is good enough for Gil Thorp,” the coach muttered, “why isn’t it good enough for us? One good drop kick is all you need to win a close one.”
by parlin on Oct 16, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions
It still takes Paterno a quarter to realize that forward passes are legal and wedges are not.
Robinson was injured on a really dirty, late tackle. Much like the one A&M like to employ. That shit has got to stop.
by Toadvine on Oct 16, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions
“Robinson was injured on a really dirty, late tackle. Much like the one A&M like to employ.”
Waah mean Aggies.
Nice summary and analysis, Jones. It is pretty wild just how much better LSU, OU, Bama, Wiscy are than say, Clemson and West Virginia.
by ColoradoAg on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
Great write up.
Sammy Watkins is some kind of player. Will they lay an again against UNC this week?
Wisconsin on the road at night against Mich State and tOSU the next two weeks. I think the second of those meetings could be interesting. Lots of talent around Columbus.
S. Carolina is done without Lattimore. I was discussing him with a friend two weeks ago and we both agreed that he should never play another down at SC. Take a seat and enter the draft. Feel bad for that young man as he carried that horrendous team. If Georgia doesn’t win the east with the current state of affairs and that schedule not only should they fire Richt, but he should never be allowed near a football field again.
I’ll be curious to see if Washington can give Stanford a game this weekend.
Arizona State is the most undisciplined and dumb football team I’ve ever seen. Their penalties extended series that would have ended but led to scores. They dominated the first half, but were still down a FG. They threw away a great opportunity.
The purple wizard is unreal. He truly is. Texas Tech continues it’s slide to mediocrity and general afterthought. Congrats to Craig James, Kent Hance, Gerald Myers, and Jim Sowell and other influential boosters for conducting a modern day Salem Witch Hunt trial. Another egregious example of allowing boosters to make athletic decisions. If I’m Greg Byrne at Arizona I get Leach on the horn and ask him to swing his sword in Tucson.
by Groundhog Day on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
There was nothing cruel about the dismantling of Ole Miss. They struck first, and that little hobbit Nutt has a knack for making saving throws.
(okay, that Richardson run was cruel, but it’s not like it was diagrammed to go that way. According to the play chart, he was supposed to juke first with his right foot, not his left…)
by Vulcan on Oct 16, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions
Vulcan:
BTW, I’m the Sooner fan that, a few weeks ago, said that Bama needed to go on the road and win a big game. Going to Gainesville certainly did that.
Survive until November 5.
q
by quigley on Oct 16, 2011 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
Toad, not sure I’m exactly seeing how we tackle late & dirty. Are you referring to D. Moore’s tackle of Eric Stephens from TT last week? That one was unforunate but neither late or dirty.
by Kilgore Trout on Oct 16, 2011 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
SCar will never be out of any ballgame with that stud DT of theirs.
Didn’t know Suh had a little brother.
by Philly Frog on Oct 16, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
I am continually amazed by those who believe Mike Leach produced at some kind of high level that had never been seen at Tech.
No. He was pretty much the same as Spike Dykes in wins and losses in the Big 12 . Was he more entertaining? Absolutely. Diid he rack up wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the Big 12 year-in-year out? Yep.
There is a reason for his not getting an elite job. He has never really been interested in working as hard at recruiting as you need to and while his off the field antics are a wonder to behold, they really don’t provide much comfort for the administration, and he as seen as being on the short end of the risk/reward spectrum for those hiring coaches.
As a fan I would love for Arizona or another BCS school to hire him. As an administrator not so much.
by srr50 on Oct 16, 2011 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
“Toad, not sure I’m exactly seeing how we tackle late & dirty. Are you referring to D. Moore’s tackle of Eric Stephens from TT last week? That one was unforunate but neither late or dirty.”
I beleive referring to the late hits that injured Colt in his Freshman and Sophomore years.
“Wisconsin on the road at night against Mich State and tOSU the next two weeks. I think the second of those meetings could be interesting. Lots of talent around Columbus.”
Wisconsin will beat MSU by >40 to 40 to <20. Two easy games imo, I don't see how either of those teams are going to play on Wisconsin's level. Nebraska is better than both MSU and OSU in my opinion and you saw what happened to them.
by john on Oct 16, 2011 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
I remember you, Quigley. All told, Penn State is clicking on five cylinders, and sputtering into a meatier conference schedule. But rest assured that Saban is self-conscious enough that he intentionally avoided running up a score on JoPa. (in either year.) The Florida win will seem diminished later in the year, but I don’t think LSU cruises as easily with Brantley on the field, and I don’t think Auburn wins that one without the benefit of Bama’s crushery.
The two scary pieces are just how good the Bama D is, and how methodical the offense has been in bringing McCarron along. All going up against LSU’s two keys: the completely under-appreciated brilliance of John Chavis, and the assemblage of the most powerful band of mutant freaks that’s not in A) a circus, or B) a Marvel comic.
November 5th will be fun to watch.
by Vulcan on Oct 16, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Vulcan:
The reason I love college football is that McCarron or Jarrett Lee will flunk a test or break up with a girlfriend and the domination is over justlikethat. It usually happens on the road, and it happens every year. Okla St is going into a classic trap game this weekend @ Missouri. OU’s trip to Baylor is the one that I think could get them. LSU and Bama have such dominent D’s this year that they are relatively immune from the disease.
by quigley on Oct 16, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
quigley, I’m pretty sure even the complete disappearance of McCarron or Lee wouldn’t sink either LSU or Alabama. Neither is doing much more than protecting and handing off the ball. I don’t think Alabama would have much more of a problem winning games with Phillip Sims, or LSU with Mettenberger or even Jefferson. Sure Jefferson cost them last year, but that was a very different offense overall.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 16, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
I was referring to the hits on Colt that came after the whistle. I didn’t see last week’s game so I don’t know what happened there. Whether done by Aggies or not, I’m very opposed to late hits on relatively defenseless QBs.
The hit on Robinson was very late. Ball was away, defender was touching him, Robinson relaxed his body because the ball was away, and he got rag dolled to the ground. Sure, 15 yard penalty against Mich St, but Robinson was done. I would like to see players kicked out and suspended for that. It’s really something that shouldn’t be tolerated.
And Colorado – not mean, dirty. If you remember the late, late hits on Colt then you know what I mean. Y’all are going to beat the tar out of us this year, btw.
by Toadvine on Oct 17, 2011 1:21 AM CDT reply actions
Like the hit on Joel Klatt in the Big 12 Championship.
It happens.
by ColoradoAg on Oct 17, 2011 8:00 AM CDT reply actions
Whether it’s a late hit on Stephens this year, or late on Colt 5 years ago, none of them (NONE!) will ever just admit, “Yeah, that was kinda bad.” When cornered, they will still arch their backs and justify hits like these with “Well, the whistle hadn’t blown”, or “Hey, that’s football, man!”
Problem with this, as always, is that aggie defends this $hit to the end. And yet, I know of no examples in the past decade where any player from Texas, or Tech, or Baylor, or TCU hit an opponent’s key player away from the play in a cheap (if not intentional) manner.
And I guess, despite the fact that aggie has great traditions, they will never be considered classy by anyone’s standards. Well, except maybe the SEC.
by BBob on Oct 17, 2011 10:45 AM CDT reply actions
Toadvine –
Don’t talk shit and then crawfish. Talk shit and then talk more shit: There is no way we lose to aggie this year. Their defense is slightly above “found floating in a pool of their own piss” level, and their offense isn’t on the same level as either OU’s or OSU’s. KY field isn’t any harder to play at than the Cotton Bowl versus OU, and our guys won’t have that deer in the headlights look in late November.
Plus which, aggie will have lost to OU and probably KSU by then and will be nervous about dropping their last conference tilt to their hated big brother. Take it to the bank.
by adt2 on Oct 17, 2011 12:42 PM CDT reply actions
If you’re talking about Kellen Heard’s hits on Colt. One year he hit him when he still had the ball in his hands so I wouldn’t call that one late. Colt was kinda of falling backward and I think he hit him higher than he was aiming. The one the next year, Kellen hit him on an interception. Because the replay didn’t really show the play it was hard to say whether the whistle had blown yet, but I’ll be the first to admit it was cheap.
adt2, I can see a lot of different ways you can lose to A&M this year. Huck’s stats on another thread only rate your chances at aroudn 20%. That doesn’t ensure a victory for us, but it definitely doesn’t mean a mudhole for you. While our defense isn’t going to win any awards this year, our offense is pretty decent and balanced. Also, the strenght of your O is the run game and the strenght of our D is run stopping (or people are so successful passing they don’t even bother to try anymore, who knows). I don’t think Ash can pick us apart as well as some of the guys we’ve faced recently.
by KilgoreTrout on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
Srr 50,
There is no comparison between Leach and Dykes. He made Tech relevant in the national picture. Heck, he had his 2008 team in the NC hunt going into the final week of the season after upsetting a very good Texas squad. Did Dykes ever do that? Not even close. He had those fans in West Texas revved up about Tech football. It was cultlike out there. His antics also brought notoriety to a place that was an afterthought and he had some pretty good recruiters on his staff. He wasn’t exactly selling ND, Tex, or Bama out there.
Now do I think he deserves or would succeed in an elite job? No, he’s not cut out for that, but if I’m Arizona or another midlevel program I take a strong look at him. And in response to your comments about how he was a headache for administrators, I’ll cite that he had the highest graduation rate in Division 1 football for public universities and his way of disciplining players had a positive effect both in the classroom and off the field. Boy, these administrators should be so lucky to have someone actually making sure that his “student athletes” receive degrees.
by Groundhog Day on Oct 18, 2011 7:35 AM CDT reply actions
KilgoreTrout -
I like you; you seem like a pretty level-headed fellow, particularly for an aggie. I’m glad you didn’t knee-jerk with a “we’re the best two-loss team ever!” comeback.
Anyhow, aggie is #102 in total defense, versus Texas at #30 – and that’s playing an easier schedule to-date (not significantly easier, but still). Yes, your rush D is highly ranked at #5 nationally, but that came against the #96, #117, #54, #83, #22, and #59 rushing offenses. That’s one in the top 20% and two more that just barely crack the top 50%. UT has a better rushing game than all but one of the teams you’ve played so far (Baylor, inexplicably, at #22), and our rushing game appears to be on the upswing.
All of that having been said, my point was really more about talking trash and then backpedaling at the last minute (“Y’all are going to beat the tar out of us this year, btw.”) than it was about making bold predictions. And it was a weak point, anyway. Re-reading Toadvine’s original post, he really wasn’t talking smack. So I’m not sure what I’m arguing about. Take that, self.
by adt2 on Oct 18, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
Just finished Double T Double Cross. I am continually amazed at those who think Leach and Dykes were the same. Leach never had a losing record in the Big 12. Tuberville is 3-5 and 2-6 in conference play since taking over for Leach. This is the same guy who had an undefeated season at Auburn. Shows how tough it is to win out there in West Texas. Take a bow, techsters, your boosters did a fine job. You guys deserve everything you get.
by Groundhog Day on Dec 26, 2011 11:25 PM CST reply actions

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