While the Longhorns enjoy their second bye week of the season, the rest of college football finds itself embroiled in a series of boring, one-sided dull-fests. But that won't stop you, faithful denizen of Barking Carnival, from forming strong opinions on the mundane slate of games streaming forth from your television and succumbing to the overwhelming impulse to share said opinions here, in the Boring CFB Saturday Open Thread of Mundanity.

Opine away!