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jones Top Ten - Week Ten - 2011

Fathers forget how hard it is to come inside. Our timing always stinks; we have no appreciation for ending a game in the front yard or driveway at the proper moment. We believe that shower time trumps our little Tom Brady facing third and 15 down six at Pittsburgh (I know, I am trying to raise a college football fan but Madden 2011 gets in the way sometimes). This leads to the one thing all those hand-wringing parenting books tell you to avoid: negotiating with an eight-year-old. Some of the terms are easy. Make your last jump shot, end with a catch (or a hit), next goal wins, depending on the season. You might imagine by this point that the middle of my lawn is a complete disaster.

But if there is an actual game going on, where other neighborhood kids are involved, then that game needs to come to a meaningful and fair conclusion. This leads to the one thing all of those well-meaning marriage books tell you to avoid: becoming a co-conspirator with your kids. Because deep within fathers, we never forget. Even if that means declaring overtime in a seemingly endless game where neither side can manage to score a touchdown and setting up some arbitrary field-goal kicking contest. Of course that would never happen in my front yard, we live in Big 12 country, after all.

LSU 9
Alabama 6

Oklahoma State 52
Kansas State 45

If ever a college game deserved to be decided by the NFL sudden death overtime rules, then LSU/Bama was it. Never in my experience has such a compelling football game—to hell with the touchdowns, I loved every minute of this one—come to such an unsatisfying end. There were stretches during the game where I thought Alabama clearly outplayed LSU. There were never any stretches where I thought the opposite was true. However, LSU makes all of the plays necessary on two counts. First, they have perhaps the best secondary I have ever seen. The deep ball is risk-prohibitive against LSU and the Tide certainly had no one who could threaten them. Second, the LSU kicking game is sublime. No one in the country is better. Mark my words, from this point forward Australian punters will be accorded value equal to Polynesian linebackers and West African defensive linemen.

On the side of the country that believes in touchdowns, OSU and KSU played a game equally entertaining, though it couldn’t have been more different. Ironically, it came down to a defensive stand from Oklahoma State, stopping the Wildcats three times from the five-yard line to preserve an undefeated season. Why Kansas State had quarterback Collin Klein throw three passes to win it is beyond me. The Cats had one timeout and I would bet on Klein running the zone read twice over throwing three times any day of the week. Of course Bill Snyder has literally forgotten more football then I will ever know. He has also forgotten his car keys, where he put his reading glasses and the day of the week.

Not that anyone in the national media noticed, but there was another top ten match-up last night. Arkansas got the running game going late to put away South Carolina, 44-28. The Hogs struggled against Vanderbilt last week (Vandy had a lot to do with it, it wasn’t just on Arkansas), but seemed to regain some explosiveness last night, making big plays in the passing game and Dennis Johnson going 98 yards on a kickoff return after taking a no look pass from Danny Ainge. LSU better not sleep on the Hogs after Thanksgiving.

South Carolina is having a "what might have been season," but not to the degree Texas A&M is. The Aggies got clobbered in the second half (what else is new?) by Oklahoma, 41-25. With the loss to Missouri last week, the Aggies are now 3-3 in the Big 12…and 0-2 in the SEC.

ESPN’s marketing department was too busy turning up the Super Colossal Game of the Century hype machine this week, but in retrospect, their secondary marketing should have been called Fading Down the Stretch Saturday (exclamation point optional). Roll call commence:

Nebraska loses at home to Northwestern, 28-25. You knew Northwestern would do it to someone, but I expected them to upset Penn State at home, not the Cornhuskers on the road.

Michigan was atrocious in a 24-16 loss to Iowa. Iowa is a solid team, especially at home, but Denard Robinson throwing 37 times and running 12 is coaching malpractice. Memo to Brady Hoke: Fitz Toussaint is a nice player, and named like an LSU All-American cornerback, but he is not Adrian Peterson.

West Virginia could not pull out a win against Louisville, probably still jealous that the Big 12 invited them to the spring formal (and further defined the value of NCAA basketball titles in conference realignment; Kansas sends their best wishes). 38-35, Cards.

Arizona State found a way to lose to UCLA, 29-28, on a missed field goal. UCLA is 4-2 in conference play and acting like they all of a sudden want Rick Neuheisel to continue his coaching career.

To top it all off, I was out last week and missed this season’s Clemson Moment. Damn the luck.

Stanford remained undefeated, as did Boise State. Both teams played well enough in unexceptional wins over Oregon State and UNLV, respectively, by 25 points and 27 points, respectively.

Oregon kept pace in the Pac 12 with a 34-17 win over Washington. If you are paying attention at all, you will be shocked to know that Oregon thoroughly dominated the third quarter. The game recap makes a big deal of three Husky turnovers. I make a bigger deal over Oregon having better players at almost every position than Washington.

Oregon at Stanford next week will be great.

Texas pummeled Texas Tech, 52-20, with a power running game and a defense that is starting to get it. Tech’s upset of Oklahoma must have happened in a dream. Meanwhile, Texas is quietly becoming Texas again, this time with an SEC-like makeover.

Florida would like to become Florida again. The Gators ended a four-game skid, all against ranked teams, with a 26-21 win over Vanderbilt. As mentioned before, Vandy is no one’s doormat. Their last three SEC games have all been within a TD against Florida, Arkansas (who breathed a huge sigh of relief) and Georgia.

Yes, Houston is undefeated. No, that does not give them a great BCS claim. But enough cold water, Case Keenum, in a 56-13 win over UAB, crossed the 17,000 yard passing threshold to become the NCAA’s all-time leader.

Michigan State had problems with Minnesota, but finally won late, 31-24. Wisconsin dusted off the full Wisconsin package for the first time in weeks and hung 62 on hapless Purdue. The Big Ten is a real mess and won’t figure into the BCS conversation any time soon.

Georgia played New Mexico State with predictable results. USC trounced Colorado on Friday night, 42-17.

Impressive Showing of the Week: LSU

OK, this will be a challenge…

1. LSU

2. Alabama: But not by as much as you think. I don’t ascribe to the theory that the SEC champion will be unbeatable.

3. Oregon

4. Oklahoma State

5. Stanford

6. Boise State

7. Arkansas

8. Oklahoma

9. Clemson

10. Sorry, but I don’t have a 10. It isn’t Virginia Tech or Houston.

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10. Texas/Kansas State

Well, who else has lost to two games, both to Top 10 teams?

by edsp on Nov 6, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Good column. My favorite lines:
“He has also forgotten his car keys, where he put his reading glasses and the day of the week.

“The Aggies got clobbered in the second half (what else is new?) by Oklahoma, 41-25. With the loss to Missouri last week, the Aggies are now 3-3 in the Big 12…and 0-2 in the SEC.

“The game recap makes a big deal of three Husky turnovers. I make a bigger deal over Oregon having better players at almost every position than Washington.”

I would drop Alabama below #2 (though I must admit I did not see the entire game) because I did see the overtime and Alabama’s was the worst I can remember. And where did they get their kicker? He is a few minus points by himself.

by jerryw on Nov 6, 2011 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

great read, jones. also, awesome tag wizardry.

by mattdubya on Nov 6, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

When you said “Australian punters will be accorded value equal to Polynesian linebackers and West African defensive linemen” I immediately thought of a time when soccer style kickers were a rarity. It didn’t take too many years for the complete overhaul of the place kicking game.

by Nevets on Nov 6, 2011 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

I don’t think those misses were totally on the Bama kicker. The offense was stymied quite far back and the kicks were really long bombs. Plus, the final one in addition to being a long shot was bobbled by the placer.

by Canuck Horn on Nov 6, 2011 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

Watching the new GOC last night, I believe a spread offense with a good Oline and a strong short-to-intermediate passing game would play well against either LSU or Bama.

by TexanNick on Nov 6, 2011 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

Why Oregon over OSU? OU has to be top 10 but you gotta wonder how strong they will be without Broyles. I mean, they won’t be as strong, that should be clear.

by Nickel Rover on Nov 6, 2011 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Fathers forget how hard it is to come inside.

Uh, then how did they ever become … oh, nevermind.

by spider on Nov 6, 2011 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

Always enjoy these, Jones. Texas should be 9 or 10, imo, they are 8 in Sagarin, and we are highly under rated in the human polls. 55-17 will do that, but we have come a long way since that game. Mizzou will be tough on the road, but if we win that game handily, I will be convinced that we are a top 10 team. No where near top five, but there is a huge dropoff after the top 6 or 7.

These last 4 games are going to be real interesting. I haven’t been this excited about watching Texas football since a certain #10 roamed the field.

by Bartoncreek on Nov 6, 2011 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

Jerryw – they got the kicker, Cade Foster, the same place they got the QB of their last MNC team. SL Carroll

by Nvrfrgt63 on Nov 6, 2011 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

Nickel—

Because I think Oregon is better than Oklahoma State. I also think they will beat Stanford this weekend. Of course, I have been wrong before…

by jonestopten on Nov 6, 2011 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

To top it all off, I was out last week and missed this season’s Clemson Moment. Damn the luck.

I have to toot my own horn on this one. I called the Georgia Tech win over Clemson on this column a couple of weeks ago despite naysayers telling me it wouldn’t happen.

by Nunna Yo Bizness on Nov 6, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Never in my experience has such a compelling football game—to hell with the touchdowns, I loved every minute of this one—come to such an unsatisfying end.

I won’t argue that these two teams are anything but outstanding. However, the game itself was an abomination. If it was just a matter of good defenses that would be one thing, but there was sojme bad special teams, and the QBs were clearly mediocre making much of the offensive talent around them useless.

I will agree that the end was unsatisfying. However, in my view it was because this thing didn’t end in regulation and dragged into overtime where we could see more of the same stuff that made regulation nearly unwatchable.

No way I want to see a rematch of that garbage in the National Championship. I’d rather give someone else a chance that has more versatile offense and good QB even if I think the team as a whole isn’t as good as Bama. That said though I still think there’s a good chance LSU trips up before then.

by Nunna Yo Bizness on Nov 6, 2011 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe I was too hard on the kicker. I didn’t see all the misses. I’m used to kickers in the Big 12 and most of them are good. Most tie games are with high scoring teams that score several times in overtime. Alabama backed up then missed a field goal. Maybe I should say, “They couldn’t score but 6 points in a whole game. Why would I think they could score in overtime?” But then I have to answer: Because you start on the opponent’s 25 yard line? Because 2 for 6 tries at field goals in pitiful for high schools?

ps: I didn’t think the Alabama QB in the MNC game with us was all that good.

by jerryw on Nov 6, 2011 10:37 PM CST reply actions  

I think Harsin would be offended by characterizing his offense as an SEC offense. Harsin runs the ball, but he does it with an amount of creativity that the SEC can only dream of. If Harsin had Trent Richardson and Bama’s Oline, I bet he scores more than 6 points.

by roach on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 AM CST reply actions  

As far as the rankings, I’ve seen Oregon several times this year, and they are good, but their best QB is second string for some odd reason and they just don’t feel real to me, maybe its just the day-glo colors.

I suppose Oregon Stanford will tell the tale in the PAC this year.

by roach on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 AM CST reply actions  

spider read that first line the same way that i did.

i feel dirty.

by PVogel on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 AM CST reply actions  

I was in the middle of a Californication Season 4 marathon when I read your first line. Have to admit, I took it’s meanng differently than you intended.

by Newy25 on Nov 7, 2011 9:58 AM CST reply actions  

Oregon is good. A little too good for their own good. Like so many teams before them, the media manlove and video-game numbers seem to have lead to some “phoning it in.” Teams are doing a much better job of playing Oregon close until the Ducks decide to make an effort in the second half. It’ll be a team like Washington that jumps up and upsets them before you know it.

As a Horn fan in the world of Washington Huskies, Sarkisian has his team on the right track and they’re building up their program the right way. I, for one, can’t wait to see Oregon and their wardrobe of ridiculous uniforms slide back into obscurity.

by NW Horn on Nov 7, 2011 10:38 AM CST reply actions  

Jones:

Count me amongst those that really want to see OSU vs. LSU for the national championship. Stanford runs the pro-style offense as well as anyone since Carrol’s USC teams but we already know LSU and Bama are well designed to stop that even if no one in the SEC is doing it as well as the Cardinal.

On the other hand, LSU and bama haven’t been truly tested by an elite Big 12 spread-passing game yet. I wanna see it.

by Nickel Rover on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

Nickel—

No argument there, like I said above, I don’t ascribe to the theory that the SEC champ is an unbeatable squad, nor do I believe LSU/Bama are heads and shoulders above the rest of the country.

I didn’t believe this in 2009, either, when a Big 12 spread passing attack had Alabama in all kinds of early trouble. Damn the luck ;-).

NWHorn—

I think Sarkisian is a very good coach. On the Oregon front, I think they will slide back into obscurity about the time Nike’s money runs out…

by jonestopten on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

Bradford-OU-2008 was about as solid a B12 spread as you will ever see. And while they moved against Florida, they ended up 40 below their season average. I would not put Florida’s 2008 defense on the same level as LSU/Bama this year. Way too transitive, I know, but it’s not like we haven’t seen this drama play out before with different actors. (And Oklahoma had a defense.)

I personally would like to see LSU-Ok State and Alabama-Boise State. Stanford would be great against both SEC teams, but they aren’t getting past Oregon this weekend, I’m afraid.

Interesting tidbit — that prospective second BCS bid for some conference keeps jumping around, and for some reason most pundits have it allocated to the ACC (?!), sending both VaTech and Clemson. If Oklahoma loses to Ok State with a narrative of getting worse (more injured) over the course of the season, and Texas keeps improving week to week… I can see a path to a BCS bid. Or did I just curse it?

by G.O.F. on Nov 8, 2011 12:53 AM CST reply actions  

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