Just when you think Texags.com couldn't get any better...

It’s probably not the first time TexAgs has cost an Aggie their job, but it’s probably the first time that TAMU’s Athletic Department CFO lost his job because of TexAgs.

You can’t make this shit up.

BUT I THOUGHT I HAD TO LEAVE MY REAL NAME TO REVIEW THIS GEORGE FORMIN GRILL ON AMAZON WHAT WHAT INTERNET Y U NO CAMOUFLAGE ME??

Not cyber bright but a helluva good judge of Ol’ Bowtie. And he’s seen the financial records, too.

Toole will not lose his job. He made a large donation to Aggie athletics(basketball) in 2006. He’s a successful businessman who did this to help A&M overcome their financial difficulties. It’s unbelievable he was outed on a message board, but at least he is a rational Ag. He thinks bowtie is a buffoon, puppet, and idiot. Can anyone argue this? It’s also clear what the athletic department thinks of the move to the SEC and it’s clear who was driving the bus to the SEC. For a university that prides itself on tradition, their so called big money decision makers know nothing about the school they claim to love. Their move to the SEC will be a very divisive issue for years to come. That’s why its best to never play them again. Everything about that school is in peril.

To paraphrase Samuel Johnson: “The aggies are fair people. They never speak well of each other.”

Trainwreck. You just can’t take your eyes off it. Texags is just a perfect microcosm of the maladjusted, back-ass-ackward, dysfunctional institution that is a&m

Now Texags is all ablaze about a twitter photo that purportedly shows the ref who made the worst personal foul call in history against Hunter was obviously trying to avoid even hitting the tu receiver wearing a tu hoodie. Further, someone on Texags is claiming that even this ref may have posted on Texags!

Aluminum foil millinery is all the rage at Texags. Always has been, always will be.

“that this ref even”

What kind of a moron thinks he’s posting anonymously on a board where he has revealed his own identity?

best to never play them again

we need to stay as far away from them as we can. they are just going to wind tighter and tighter, and anybody very near them is going to get that stuff all over them when it goes. i am so delighted we are stepping away just now.

roach, he says he had forgotten he had said that more than a year earlier.

I’m loving this! Perhaps he felt it was his only outlet for revealing the truth. Well, just to throw this out there, my buddy and I threw together a twitter named AggieFacts. Visit it, you’ll get the drift, then send us some good ole’ Ag fun!

Kinda makes you wonder if Jesus is actually Major applewhite eh?

Scipio is Mack Brown

Speculation is fun

Did you hear the one about AggSwagg? No this is not the beginning of an Aggie joke…

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1985058&forum_id=5

But it is a joke involving Aggies!

How is it Aggies always deliver?
 
ALWAYS.
 
They have some sort of dumbshit clutchness. Just when the laughter subsides and they try to exit stage left you just know their heel is going to find that banana peel.

Firing him is not simple. He would be a great witness in any Big 12 exit fee litigation.

Occupy Texags. We are the 2%.

“When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong” live from College Station!

I was surprised this guy had that synonym to hand (so to speak) until I re-read his last name.

If Aggies did not exist, Kurt Vonnegut would have invented them.

Would the CFO of the A&M athletic department be a halfway decent source on their financial position heading into the SEC?

Question: How many delusional Aggies will still claim this was in their best interests?

Roach,

Jesus has been wrong too much this season to me teh Major. HEHEHE!

Scipio is too insightful, introspective and witty to be Mack. Ugh, what’s this on my nose?!

My God.

Aggies could fuck up a wet dream.

Talk about sending a ransom note on personalized stationary…
Heeeeere’s Aggie!

I dont know if Toole will lose his job. Like LBJ used to say about political adversaries – its better to have them inside the tent peeing out that outside peeing in.

Like TaylorTRoom said he might know quite a bit that various lawyers would be interested in

Where are ColoradoAg and Ag96 in all of this? I admit that Vasherized is right; I’m going to miss these people; they’re just so much fun to make fun of. Almost brings a tear to my eye…

tx2step: What could they say?

The good news is: For years to come Fightin’ Texas A&M Aggies will still be goofy shut for us to chuckle at, but now we don’t have to suffer the visit to collie station each biennium.

That plus Eternal Scoreboard, Eternal Series Record and Eternal We Don’t Have Milkmen as Cheerleaders are sufficient for me to close the book on the Fightin’ Texas A&M Aggies series, with pleasure.

*will “still be doing goofy shit”

Goddamn, I can’t even write about Aggie without goofing it up. The goofy is strong in those ones.

“RomaVicta said:

November 29th, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Now Texags is all ablaze about a twitter photo that purportedly shows the ref who made the worst personal foul call in history against Hunter was obviously trying to avoid even hitting the tu receiver wearing a tu hoodie. Further, someone on Texags is claiming that even this ref may have posted on Texags!

Aluminum foil millinery is all the rage at Texags. Always has been, always will be."

There are some claiming that the ref gave a “hook em” sign with his hand when signalling for a first down and I swear I can’t figure out if they’re serious. I may be giving them too much benefit of the doubt.

We may look forward to being entertained by agy, at least for a few years. However. if and when agy achieves some measure of success – success by rational standards, ideally, but we know about agy and rationality, eh? – we also may look forward to being inundated by whooping emulators of Milkmania. Enjoy the relative silence while it lasts, and prolong it by curbing your desires to prod them in their agonies – simply watch and eat your popcorn and chuckle/guffaw as seems best to yourself.

Absolutely astounding, just… how can ANYONE be that stupid?!? Even an Aggie…

posting under the handle UtayAgs

One of Saddam Hussein’s sons is aggie?

I think the guy deserves kudos for tagging Loftin with the perfect pejorative. Just as there are subtle but distinct differences between geeks, nerds and dorks, I think ‘putz’ was the absolute, dead solid perfect description of Loftin. It’s the bow tie that does it.

I think ‘putz’ was the absolute, dead solid perfect description of Loftin. It’s the bow tie that does it.

I hereby propose BTP as an official Interweb Acronym, for Bow-Tied Putz.

tx2step – Don’t be hard on ColoradoAg – he is actually a closet UT wannabe and I like him and his Big 12 reports.

It’s very difficult for me to get any work done when there is so much delightful material to sift through on texags.

I might just miss these jackasses after all. What about the comedy? Won’t anyone think of the comedy?

To be clear “where are they on this” wasn’t meant to be “they’re big pussies for not coming onto this thread” so much as I wonder what their genuine thoughts are. Is this simply a tempest in an Internet teapot, where the only people who care are the very people screaming that they don’t? Or, does this indicate even to them a larger malfunction that causes them genuine concern? I’m sure it’s not fair of me to expect them to post an honest opinion here; but I know they’re “chums with management,” so I was hoping someone else could lend some insight.

Is this simply a tempest in an Internet teapot…?

Assuming your definition of “tempest” is equivalent to the Big Red Maroon Spot on Jupiter, then YES, since it antedates the innertubes and shows no sign of abating – although it may disappear briefly, occasionally, it always returns.

I am quite certain that you can look forward, with no fear of disappointment, to an agy version of “Now look what you made me do to myself”, as they will doubtless find a way to make it tu’s fault that they are getting ass-raped in Baton Rouge, Tuscaloosa, Fayetteville and other points East.

ColoradoAg is laughing at this situation from the same angle we are. He is not like the others. Ag96 on the other hand…

Some more gems from the Toolebag.

“although it may disappear briefly, occasionally, it always returns.”

Like herpes.

Advantage: A&M.

Texags is an awesome site. Its like tuning in to catch up on a redneck reality show.

see also the thread on TexAgs about who won halftime…classic to say the least! can’t seem to get the damn link to work but Peter Bean from BON posted about it yesterday.

Saw this story yesterday. Even better: this will become a staple anecdote for those god-awful HR management training seminars/rip-offs that consultants keep selling. It will truly live forever.

This happened.

Holy shit.

10. I give it a 10.

um

Haters. They’ll make it big someday and show all of y’all.

I kept waiting for the jokes to come.

FINALLY! Some competition for “Rise Up BCS”…

That song hit me like a pair of binoculars swung by the Governor’s chief of staff

Wow. My ear drums could only take about 10 seconds of that. A cease and desist letter can’t arrive soon enough.

That’s nothing… you should see the video of Bobby Burton and Craig Way singing the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Excellent stuff, imho.

Without giving any details that would give away the identity of an administration member I actually like, I spent the day of the aTm-Kansas game with an administration figure who is usually forced to be on hand in Loftin’s box… and he got out of it that day… and his descriptions, while not as colorful, left little doubt that he was happy not to be on hand.

Loftin is thought of as a putz by most of those who work with him.

The comments on this story on local radio and tv bulletin boards is along the lines of: “Is it a problem if what he said was true?”

All of that having been said… Byrne is this guy’s direct boss… and Byrne thinks Loftin is a putz. Does he have the guts to defend his underling who was dumb enough to say in public what he thinks in private?

Living here, I don’t have the opportunity to miss it. But if I didn’t live here, yeah, I just might miss this. Mejor que una telenovela.

I’d encourage you to read the AgSwag link that someone in this thread forwarded earlier. It is astoundingly entertaining, and I found it heartening to learn some A&M folks have some comedy game. (Other contributors were, predictably, unwittingly funny.)

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1985058&forum_id=5

Truly amazing how again and again it is reconfirmed that real life is far, far better than fiction. If this were an episode of some sitcom people would lampoon it for being unrealistic and yet the Ags deliver once again.

Bowtie is apparently at it again. Reports are that he wants Sherm fired and Byrne wants to keep him. Bowtie is really giving dentists a bad name. He is a fucking moron! How did A&M go from having Bowen and Gates to this idiot. I actually think Sherman has done a good job considering what he stepped into after Fran completely wrecked that program. There is talent on campus, they have a good recruiting class coming in, the D has gotten better every year.

They will be making another epic mistake especially if they hire Smart who has never had head coaching experience. I would give him one more year with a veteran oline, a talented yet unproven QB to see what he can do and to also lock up a good class that includes Trey Williams. If it doesn’t work out after year 6 then you go hire sweatervest who will most likely be in the clear from the NCAA by then.

The stupidity over there is truly remarkable.

Really, Vasherized? I’m speechless.

Beebe, Dodds puppet? Texas voted against him as commissioner. I read this the other day over there. Let’s make Tennessee our rival because we can call them TU and they wear orange and white too.