Probably Aggies. Or maybe something even worse, like the human versions of barbed wire bicep tattoos that "attend" OU and hang out with the carnies in the parking lot during our annual walk of shame out of the Cotton Bowl.
Anyway, something I don't want to be. The point is that for all of the wailing and gnashing of teeth, much of it mine, there remain elements of this whole debacle that can be funny when properly viewed. One of them is our objectively disturbing emotional reliance on the performance of 18 - 22 year olds.
I don't read Shaggy Bevo but this is the best trolling I have ever seen in my life, courtesy of a Michigan fan.
Enjoy some Epic trolling.