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Two Tortillas and a Mackrophone

There's a destination...a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the shirts get low
Fake blonde hair and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and tackling handouts
Two tortillas and a Mackrophone!
Bottles and cans, and just clap your hands, and just clap your hands...

<clap! clap!>

Where it's at!
I got two tortillas and a Mackrophone
Where it's at!
I got two tortillas and a Mackrophone
Where it's at!
I got two tortillas and a Mackrophone
Where it's at!
ROBOT:>I got two tortillas and a Mack-ro-fone;

Take me home in my elevator bones...

...That was a good clap break...

Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your longhorn network blues and your gray-haired tones
Members only, Friends and Strivers
They will move through our backers like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes while my coaching improves
Hirsutes are my DC's excuse
Passing the buckies from coast to coast
But my man Bill Little still spins the most...

Where it's at!
I got two missed tackles and a Mackrophone
Where it's at!
I got two missed tackles and a Mackrophone

What about those who swing both ways: OC-DCs?

Let's fake it out, Baby!

There's a destination...a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights go low
Flatland storms and the Crabtree glow
Pulling out drives with referee handouts
Two tortillas and a Mackrophone!

Battle our fans and just clap your hands, and just clap your hands...

Where it's at!
I got two lost seasons and a Mackrophone
Where it's at!
I got two lost seasons and a Mackrophone

I got plastic on my mind...
Booster-esque plastic, baby.

Oh baby, it's been good.
Let's Mack it out, baby...

<Clap...Clap Clap?>

Be excellent to each other.

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