It has been announced that former Tech LB Marlon Williams will be cast on the upcoming season of Real World: Portland. Now, I am typically not a fan of suck TV shenanigans and much prefer Duck Dynasty as my reality TV show of choice. However, I can't pass up the opportunity to watch Marlon flex after successfully microwaving every hot pocket. Trust me, Marlon will not disappoint in delivering as the season's inevitable trainwreck on the show and it could be grand. Bear in mind, Marlon is an aspiring rapper and once wrote a lick in the offseason bagging on Michael Crabtree....while they were teammates. Something to the effect of Crabs not being "hard" or really growing up in Oak Cliff or some shit. Marlon, himself, is from the hard-piping community of Pflugerville.
Don't necessarily waste your time. I'll do it for you and report back with any Marlon jackassery as the season progresses.