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Ricky Seals-Jones Announcement

Looks like announcement will go down around 1:30 pm CST at Sealy High School.

Video at the 'Cosm.

Live thread on BON.

Hopefully, celebration here.

Jake Raulerson is clearly a great first commit.

Star-divide

We'll get that apostrophe moved around in no time.

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As would my gorilla marketing strategy...

…if I could ever get the Customs Department to stop seizing the enormous, silverback gorilla-sized crates I’ve been flying in from the Congo.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You're right

Smuggling endangered species into the country for sale via invition-only viewings of on-line streaming infomercials IS a very serious matter. To my knowledge, no one has ever used that marketing strategy before, much less to sell gorillas direct to the gorilla-consuming public.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The benefit here...

is the savings you can pass on to the consumer. I’m unaware of any market where one can purchase a gorilla direct from the gorilla harvester. I feel like you’ve just changed the gorilla game for good.

by Yossarian Rising on Feb 22, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

dont kid yourself, there is always a middle man

door to door salesmen made a living selling Kirby’s by cutting out the middleman. Go straight to the wife.

by 55f100tx on Feb 22, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Took Raulerson straight from a Geico commercial

Kid looks fierce and like he would eat your intestines after slowly ripping your body to pieces.

by STLaw on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Mack has done an about face on recruiting straight-billed hat kids.

by Yossarian Rising on Feb 22, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Would have brought it out sooner, but I’ve been in the hospital avoiding work.

by Yossarian Rising on Feb 22, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Horns

Get ’em up. RS-J. Orange House. sure.free

by Sailor Ripley on Feb 22, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

Boom!

There goes the dynamite. RS-J is a Longhorn.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions  


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