I know, I know. It's the offseason, and football columnists have to find ways to fill up their time.
But c'mon Jerry Palm, you could at least try. Texas will finish sixth in the Big XII next year? Sixth? Behind a Baylor squad without RGIII, Wright, and Ganaway? Behind an OK St squad without Weeden and Blackmon? When we're returning SIXTEEN starters? When our OC, DC and QB will no longer be in their first year in the program? Just...incredible.
Meineke Car Care Bowl, anyone?
But hey, I suppose it's never too early for bulletin board material...