The entire national championship Texas Tech Red Raider chess team (including their coach) transfers to Webster.

That is one of the least likely word combinations in college sports. So many questions.

Texas Tech has a chess team?

They won a national championship?

There is a national championship in chess?

Did the Webster University Gorloks just wallet whip the Texas Tech Red Raiders out of their only national champion varsity squad?

Webster University's mascot is the Gorlok? Someone call Jaime Pollard's mascot search committee. They are doing it wrong.

Do the chessmasters give Kirby Hocutt a chance to match?

Did Bill Byrne just face palm upon reading this and realize that there is another non revenue sport that the Aggies can throw money at?

This could go on for hours.