HODOR! CARROLL! HODOR! CARROLL!

And here beginneth the offseason schedule of miscellany in sport and leisure.

I realize this post targets the other kind of footballing audience but it's a hat trick for fans of both the EPL and Game of Thrones, which is basically England and a few dozen limey yanks.

The gents @meninblazers collaborated with the girls at Grantland to assign each EPL team to a GOT character and if you happen to fall in the category above, the results are conclusively awesome, highly relevant, and beyond our judgment.

Winter is coming ... and it's looking bleak for Wigan, Wolves, and Blackburn; who shall soon be relegated beyond the Wall.