This gem had to be guest authored by Bill Little. Relish the apricot & ginger-scented chem trails of the Dreamwagon as it flies over Mount Bonnell, launching burnt orange rainbows all up in yo face... Enough is enough. The defense that led the Big 12, and finished 11th in the nation despite playing in a conference loaded with top offenses, will be fantastic. It’s deep, talented, and full of next-level playmakers even with tackle Kheeston Randall, MLB Keenan Robinson, and WLB Emmanuel Acho gone. End Jackson Jeffcoat should be in for a huge year, while Quandre Diggs and Carrington Byndom form a good corner tandem for a great secondary. And then there’s the offense. David Ash is expected to take the starting quarterback job by the horns, but he’ll have to fight to keep it. Malcolm Brown has the ability and potential to be the program’s best back since Cedric Benson, while the receiving corps of Jaxon Shipley, Marquise Goodwin, and Mike Davis could be the best Texas has had in a decade. The O line that started four underclassmen should be a rock. Assuming the college football season isn't cancelled after tonight's intellectual debate, I see absolutely no reason why we should not go undefeated. 13-0 or bust.