I am a man on a mission: I want to undermine and destroy the Chinese government. Well, maybe I can’t do that. Let me try again, I want to make my Chinese co-worker a football fan. So, after watching Inception a dozen times, I am confused and lacking a coherent plan.
What I do know: “I like football, but I don’t understand the rules”
What I have done: brought a football to a group picnic outing and made him throw it.
What I haven’t done: tackled him.
I assume I should first teach him the rules but that is not really all that exciting.
Without good ideas I humbly appeal to the masses, how should I do this? Anyone indoctrinate a reluctant child into being a football fan?
All suggestions are welcome.