The Pig Stye AM 1350, With Grimey & The Nutsack

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Welcome back to the Pig Stye, AM 1350. God's country SEC talk radio connection. I'm Grimey - aka Paschall Grimes - joined, as always, by The Nutsack.

It's 10 minutes after the hour, 50 minutes 'til the next, that's 20 minutes 'til the middle of the hour, and we're here talking a little Razorback football. We got a mattress on the highway blocking traffic on I-30 towards Arkadelphia, so be advised.

Nutsack, call them Hawgs boy!

Hoooooieeeeee! Soooooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

I gotta question for the good people today: who likes that Arkansas football?

You know I do.

I'm gonna blow you up!

Blow me up, Grimey!

KABOOOOM!

I done blowed him up.

What's better than Hawg football, Nutsack?

Hmm. Maybe...titt-ays?

Ha. Titt-ays!

Boobs.

BLOW ME UP!

KABOOOOM!

Let's blow him up again!

BLOW ME UP!

KABOOOOOOM!

We got a caller here on the Pig Stye 1350, featuring Grimey and the Nutsack. What's on your mind, fella?

Yeah, boys, it's me - Carl Ray in Hot Springs.

Carl Ray!

Carl Ray in Hot Springs!

Carl Ray - what can we do for ya?

BLOW ME UP!

Nutsack, can we blow him up!?

Hell yes, we can blow him up.

KABOOOOOM!

What's on your mind Carl Ray?

John L Smith can flat out coach, is what's on my mind. Petrino, he took us to here. But John L gonna take us here. Y'all can't see me but I'm holdin' one hand higher than the other 'un. And John L is what I've assigned my hand that is higher. The one I'm indicatin' with. But y'all can't see that on account of radio.

Hell yes, Carl Ray!

I like how you tell it, Carl Ray.

Nutsack, give Carl Ray the pig whistle, too.

No, not the pig whistle!

Pig whistle!

No, not the pig whistle!

Pig whistle!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY. TWEEEEET.

It's 15 after the hour, that's quarter after the hour, 15 more minutes to the half hour, 45 minutes to the next hour. You're here with Grimey and The Nutsack, AM 1350, the Pig Stye, we're talking Razorback football...

Grimey, do you like the Hooters establishment?

Heh heh. You know I do.

Thought you might.

I like their wings............

...and their breasts

Nutsack, you out of control!

Better blow me up, then!

KABOOOOOOOOM!

You keep that up, you gonna get the pig whistle!

No, not the pig whistle!

Pig whistle!

Nutsack, what's the best conference in college football?

Oh, you know......that 'ol Pac-12.

You plum crazy today, 'sack!

Serious, now. What if say, Southern Cal, played that SEC. I want the truth - what's their record?

1-10-1.

That good?

They tie Vandy. And get over on Mississippi State or Ole Miss.

What about those Sooners in the SEC?

0-12.

0-12?

Absolutely, 0-12. There is no question. Remember when OU played Florida for the national title? Lost 63-7. Tim Tebow slapped Bob Stoops in pre-game.

I remember clear as day. I was stunned when Tim struck him.

Tebow told him,"Bob, I'm going to clean slap you in the mouth."

Oklahoma get the pig whistle!

No, not the pig whistle!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY. TWEEEEET.

Michigan Buckeyes?

0-8.

Wait, how 0-8?

Those boys would just quit. Wouldn't finish the season. They'd pack up and go home to Canada.

Truth hurts, Canada.

We got a caller....you're on with Grimey. Nutsack had to go for a sec.

IT IS I, SENOR SIESTA!

Well, what a pleasure. Senor Siesta.

I AM A MEXICCCCAN. I LIKE.................THE BURRO!

Well, how are you today on AM 1350, The Pig Stye, Senor Siesta?

I AM SOOOOO SLEEEEEPPPPY! I AM A MEXICCCCCAN!

You like that Hawg football?

SI, I DO! WHEN I AM NOT 'MAKING NAP WITH SOMBRERO ON MY FAAAAAACE!

Hoo hoo. This is just fantastic. Hee hee. ! I can't keep it together - Nutsack.....

Ha ha! I gotta come clean, Grimey.

It was you! All along! Senor Siesta come out every morning after the pig whistle.

Original character.

Creativity, y'all.

How you like that, SNL talent scouts?

We're killin' it in here today. And the competition is wonderin' why Grimey and The Nutsack is #1 over Petey & Porkrib and The Razor Zoo Crew?

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Y'all just got blowed up!

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