Filed under: Texas Longhorns Football College Football Bret Bielema: Whipping Texas was "borderline erotic." By Scipio Tex Jul 15, 2015, 5:26pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Bret Bielema: Whipping Texas was "borderline erotic." Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports You're in business big boy. We find chinless, balding sunburnt fat guys with no visible neck anatomy to be a real turn-on. Call? More From Barking Carnival 2019 Texas Recruiting signs 21 on National Signing Day 1 2019 Recruiting Class Early Enrollees New Texas Longhorn Basketball arena progress...is progressing 2019 Texas Football Recruiting: Longhorns commit WR Kennedy Lewis Freshman DL Moro Ojomo sustains foot, ankle injuries 2019 Texas Football Recruiting: JUCO LB Caleb Johnson commits to Longhorns