May 8th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
How can you tell it’s not football season? We are talking about comic books. I have a feeling that the demographic for this is me and me alone but I’m doing this anyway because Ain’t It Cool News won’t post my reviews ever since I admitted that I liked the second Matrix movie better than […]
April 22nd, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
You can always tell what region a fast food chain was founded by checking what their default condiments are.
April 16th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
There was a brief spat between Stones and Beatles fans in some dark corner of the web where nerds go to feed on the inferiority of the people who disagree with them. You know, that dark corner that makes up 95% of the internet.
April 13th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
April 10th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
If you are a Longhorn fan, have the internet, and can read, you no doubt saw this article by CBS Sports columnperson Dennis Dodd. It is a shameless knob slobbering of an almost embarrassing degree, but goddamn if it doesn’t get the blood racing. I dare you to read that and not openly weep.
April 7th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
Yes, I know William Sherman didn’t say that. But his wikipedia page failed to give me any other ideas for a headline, and anytime you can remind me of Dave South it brings a warm, albeit confused, smile to my face.
April 5th, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
Up until the latter half of 2004, I was a pessimist. Our teams never showed direction, our players never developed, and any team with good coaching seems to negate our talent advantages with ease. It peaked with the Washington St. Holiday Bowl, a game that should’ve ended Greg Davis’ career. It remains, to this day, […]
April 3rd, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
April 2nd, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
Ahmad Brooks! Bill Radigan! Texas Football on Fox Sports!
April 1st, 2008 by ChrisApplewhite
The sacred institution of unholy relations took one on the chin last week. Chris Applewhite got his ass dumped.