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Doperbo and Fish on the Titans’ draft.

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Iron Man Review For Nerds

How can you tell it’s not football season? We are talking about comic books. I have a feeling that the demographic for this is me and me alone but I’m doing this anyway because Ain’t It Cool News won’t post my reviews ever since I admitted that I liked the second Matrix movie better than […]

We need another civil war

You can always tell what region a fast food chain was founded by checking what their default condiments are.

The Kinks Corollary

There was a brief spat between Stones and Beatles fans in some dark corner of the web where nerds go to feed on the inferiority of the people who disagree with them. You know, that dark corner that makes up 95% of the internet.

A Man’s Best Friend

No, not porn.

Pattern Matching

If you are a Longhorn fan, have the internet, and can read, you no doubt saw this article by CBS Sports columnperson Dennis Dodd. It is a shameless knob slobbering of an almost embarrassing degree, but goddamn if it doesn’t get the blood racing. I dare you to read that and not openly weep.

General Sherman: Dave South Shall Rise Again

Yes, I know William Sherman didn’t say that. But his wikipedia page failed to give me any other ideas for a headline, and anytime you can remind me of Dave South it brings a warm, albeit confused, smile to my face.

Why I’m An Optimist

Up until the latter half of 2004, I was a pessimist. Our teams never showed direction, our players never developed, and any team with good coaching seems to negate our talent advantages with ease. It peaked with the Washington St. Holiday Bowl, a game that should’ve ended Greg Davis’ career. It remains, to this day, […]

Liveblogging A Recording Of The Spring Game: Second Half

And we’re back.

Liveblogging A Recording Of The Spring Game: First Half

Ahmad Brooks! Bill Radigan! Texas Football on Fox Sports!

Get Dumped Like A Man

The sacred institution of unholy relations took one on the chin last week. Chris Applewhite got his ass dumped.

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  • Black Scholes: Irish Hurling. Of course. Then college football. College basketball. C...
  • Huckleberry: Football and basketball are team sports. I have yet to see a good plan for tu...
  • aaron the aggie: I could not agree more. Running with the right shoes is like the first time you ...
  • doog: you overestimate pro basketball. The NBA is on life support. Baseball still dr...
  • TaylorTRoom: Is the fact that David Mamet just released a MMA movie ("Redbelt") a sign of its...
  • Sailor Ripley: Argentina is not in Europe, damn it! I just checked the map....
  • ChrisApplewhite: "I recall what an excellent mood I was put in when Spider Man bitchslapped the e...

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