Erin Andrews is going to meet Hugh Hefner

Alternate title: MuffBurger’s career is over

In last night’s Wisconsin/Illinois game, Erin Andrews was the sideline reporter. Brent Musburger mentions how big a rock star Erin Andrews is as the crowd chanted her name as she gave a report. Lavin adds that she is bigger than Elvis or the Beatles. Muffburger said, “When she goes to meet Hugh Hefner, I want to go with her.”

For the record, Hef, I’d buy that issue.

  1. McLovin
    January 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Are they taking pre-sell indications now? Do you have a link?

    Brent Musburger > Keith Jackson > Kelly Tilghman > Jimmy the Greek

    Mine is a form of a quadratic equation, bitches.

  2. EyesOfTX
    January 12, 2008 at 6:18 am

    What an asshole.

  3. sooner tim
    January 12, 2008 at 6:43 am

    Yeah, that’s pretty bad and could get him fired. I actually don’t mind Musburger so much. Better than any of the other idiots on ABC. Nessler’s ok, the rest of them suck.

  4. JUICE
    January 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Anyone else think Erin Andrews has had some cosmetic surgery (face) since she arrived on the scene at ESPN, and that she was better looking before having the work done?

  5. Woody Bombay
    January 13, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Reminds me of my favorite Musberger call, on Roll Left: “Wide open, baby!”

    He should have worked that in there somewhere.

  6. Jim Tressel
    January 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Why does he want to bang Hugh Hefner?

  7. Macanudo
    January 15, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Maybe Musberger shares Hugh’s affinity for gay porn.

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